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Bucknub 09-25-2004 10:29 AM

rofl I almost killed my cat
 
I jsut recently took out my AC from the window from my bedroom (on upper floor)and had a bitch putting back the screen. the bottom part of the screen wasnt sucurely in its place and it was nudged tightly in the top, so as long as it was staying on, I was happy

I always annoy the hell outta my cat. so I placed him on the window ceil and kept walking near him and coming close and he hates that. so I was moving my hands around him and he was trying to scratch me. I kept pushing him back and forth to annoy him even more. I then pushed him with enough force for him to fall back and push out the bottom part of the screen LOL! , he was half way out and I grabbed and pulled him in and through him down on the ground. phew that was a close call.

geRV 09-25-2004 10:50 AM

Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

Poseidon 09-25-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

Bucknub 09-25-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

Well, if not kill, injure, maybe

TonyMontana 09-25-2004 11:28 AM

lol my aunts cat jumped from her third story balcony from their apartment.

it lost a couple teeth when it hit the ground but thats about it

Sirus 09-25-2004 11:34 AM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/cat%20copy.jpg[/img]

Milla 09-25-2004 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/cat%20copy.jpg[/img]

LOL!!

Scalping Chief 09-25-2004 12:15 PM

fag.

Mr.Buttocks 09-25-2004 12:18 PM

Buck's cat is the odds-on favorite for "Cat of the Year 2005".

Pyro 09-25-2004 12:21 PM

Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.

Scalping Chief 09-25-2004 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.

amen.

Sgt>Stackem 09-25-2004 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

thier tails make them land on thier feet. I works kinda like a rudder

Jimmy Paterson 09-25-2004 01:49 PM

I accedently poured boiling water on my cat once

elstatec 09-25-2004 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/cat%20copy.jpg[/img]

dildo leg?

Proteus 09-25-2004 02:17 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":c1262]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.

amen.[/quote:c1262]

amen.

Fireal 09-25-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.

wtf? Not all houses in Canada have central air?!

Ive never seen a house without it.

Nyck 09-25-2004 03:18 PM

Buck is poor

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-25-2004 04:07 PM

I have no form of air con at all in my house, its an old farm house. who needs AC? go sit under a tree annoy:

Sgt. Paine 09-25-2004 04:36 PM

in the words of Machette "GG nubweed"

Machette 09-25-2004 04:38 PM

happy:

Mr.Buttocks 09-25-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
happy:

[img]http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1242691.jpg[/img]

Scorched Earth 09-25-2004 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

my brother taunts my dog like that and she jus pisses and craps in his room and on his cloths and bed.......yea cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side up .....so the theory goes they if we have a cat w/ buttered toast also over him, would he hover?

Conscript 09-25-2004 08:19 PM

[quote="Scorched Earth":84ea7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

my brother taunts my dog like that and she jus pisses and craps in his room and on his cloths and bed.......yea cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side up .....so the theory goes they if we have a cat w/ buttered toast also over him, would he hover?[/quote:84ea7]Haha..joe-toon=pwned by dog

Vance 09-25-2004 08:23 PM

[quote="Scorched Earth":31ed0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:

ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how

my brother taunts my dog like that and she jus pisses and craps in his room and on his cloths and bed.......yea cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side up .....so the theory goes they if we have a cat w/ buttered toast also over him, would he hover?[/quote:31ed0]
No, he would fall, because the two would cancel each other out oOo:

guarnere 09-25-2004 11:51 PM

Cats are for faggots and french people.

fujimi7su 09-25-2004 11:55 PM

my cat climbs a tree in my backyard, jumps on the roof and makes me let her in through my window... sometimes i push her off the roof, she lands fine and its funny

rock:

Mr.Buttocks 09-26-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fujimi7su
my cat climbs a tree in my backyard, jumps on the roof and makes me let her in through my window... sometimes i push her off the roof, she lands fine and its funny

stupid:

Apocalypse | NoW 09-26-2004 08:06 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":58e85]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
happy:

[img]http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1242691.jpg[/img][/quote:58e85]


is that a man on the left?

Coleman 09-26-2004 10:32 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7559c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by fujimi7su
my cat climbs a tree in my backyard, jumps on the roof and makes me let her in through my window... sometimes i push her off the roof, she lands fine and its funny

stupid:[/quote:7559c]same thing I was thinking stupid:


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