I ran over a chipmunk...
 

I ran over a chipmunk on my bike on my way to mcdonalds.

Heres what happened, I was going along and saw it try to cross the street, a car came by it ran back, I was getting close so it started to run across again, all the sudden it ran under my front tire. I felt bad. On the way back it was completely smushed and splattered...

shit happens

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Alvin, Simon or Theodore

Oh well, old reliable got hit by a car today while on his bike....LOL

The story would have been more interesting if you picked up a piece and ate it or if you brought it home and fucked it.

I dont eat road kill, unless its a deer

yeah i got hit by a car, fuck da chipmunk

[quote="Old Reliable":49d0c]yeah i got hit by a car, fuck da chipmunk[/quote:49d0c]

+ your hotter than a chipmunk

doubtful

So hows the car that hit you jason?

/kick jimmy patterson.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":0d7d3]/kick jimmy patterson.[/quote:0d7d3]

your cool, its paterson

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":b820e][quote="Sgt. Paine":b820e]/kick jimmy patterson.[/quote:b820e]

your cool, its paterson[/quote:b820e]

/kick fagboy.

omg, how can I become as cool as you Sgt. Paine?

chipmunks are fun

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":d4516]omg, how can I become as cool as you Sgt. Paine?[/quote:d4516]

act like Chuck norris.

ok, so I have to get invted to be a ring side bouncer in the WWF?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":79038]ok, so I have to get invted to be a ring side bouncer in the WWF?[/quote:79038]

No you niggin, be a texas ranger who uses his fists instead of his gun.

roadkill tastes good when u add oregano. make sure u add lots and garlic.

WTF is a niggin?

u all need to just calm the fuck down

sleeping:

try to harness the energy of your large intestine to create WMD's that are free for all.

YOU sir are a pussy.

= happy:

:-|

haha


LMAFMOADOSD

EDIT: strvs, please knock off the image spam.

Did stopping ever occur to you?

yes, I slamed on the breaks, but I skidded into him, I turned as well still hit him

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":58b31]yes, I slamed on the breaks, but I skidded into him, I turned as well still hit him[/quote:58b31]

im naked

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":06909][quote="Jimmy Paterson":06909]yes, I slamed on the breaks, but I skidded into him, I turned as well still hit him[/quote:06909]

im naked[/quote:06909]

Pm me pics.

ghey

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":5ae1e]ghey[/quote:5ae1e]

Stop it you silly billy.

wow sleeping:

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":19cd7]wow sleeping:[/quote:19cd7]

homophobe

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":edf2f][quote="Jimmy Paterson":edf2f]wow sleeping:[/quote:edf2f]

homophobe[/quote:edf2f]

seriously. Statistics show that homophobes usually have pent up homosexual desires themselves. Maybe you want to party with me and apoc sometime?

I am not a homophobe, they can go and do there own thing, as I go and do my own rock:

I would never slam on my brakes for an animal. I'm not risking my life for theirs. I heard of a lady who slammed on her brakes and swerved to miss some mutt running loose only to skid into the path of a large truck. The ensuing accident killed two of her kids. Screw the animal.