Oddest thing to ever happen to you?
 

What is the oddest thing to ever happen to you?

I was once attacked by werewolves in a basement in Russia.

I got called into the office at my school three times in one day because someone with the same last name as me got into a fight and broke this guys arm.

served

You are one bad motherfucker.

[img]http://www.haro-online.com/stuff/yougots1.jpg[/img]

[quote="Musturd Man":cebdd]You are one bad motherfucker.[/quote:cebdd]

And you sir are one fly playa g'

[img]http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/70's%20pimp.jpg[/img]

[quote=Blase]And you sir are one fly playa g'

[img]http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/70's%20pimp.jpg[/img][/quote:2b9b2]]

YEA G!!!!!!!

i crossed several dimensions once. I was in my house and walked several rooms forward in a straight line and ended up right back where i started.

I was once set upon by a group of irate hamsters wearing little desert camo
tank tops and squeaking anti-human slogans....mind you, it wasn't all bad.

i went to a mormon church group that turned out to be an orgy


oOo:
im not joking either

shit constantly getting weirder

i whacked off in a car park.

i did that in a crowded pool at a resort in Cancun

Deja Vu. It has "happened" to me hundreds of times. eek:

Everytime I have a session weird shit happens that buzzes me out.

i woke up one night to find my dick wanking me off
oOo:

[img]http://www.thebrethren.co.uk/packing%20away%20the%20wanking%20sock%20for%20anot her%20year.jpg[/img]

clicked this thread and realized how gay some of you are...

lol, wtf is that?

ya?

wtf?
eek:

i got attacked by a little thing ([img]http://halo.bungie.org/flood/infection.thumb.jpg[/img]) that jumped on me, and then i turned in to this

[img]http://halo.bungie.org/flood/human.jpg[/img]

[quote="R'Jackson'Harris":52414]i got attacked by a little thing ([img]http://halo.bungie.org/flood/infection.thumb.jpg[/img]) that jumped on me, and then i turned in to this

[img]http://halo.bungie.org/flood/human.jpg[/img][/quote:52414]

You ok?

yes, im fine now thank you.

OMG.... It's the Flood. Time to blow up the fusions reactors and destory the Halo.

Edit: Double Post.

lived to see 19... sleeping:

One time, not too long ago, I was masturbating, and when I CLIMAXED bats flew out of my urethra.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":0ccd3]One time, not too long ago, I was masturbating, and when I CLIMAXED bats flew out of my urethra.[/quote:0ccd3]

oOo:

fatass