Hangovers
 

Hangover Definitions

1 star hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you
woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.You are
still functioning relatively well on the energy stored up from all those
vodka redbulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel
as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians are craving Cheeseburger and
a side of fries.

2 star hangover * *

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but
you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The
coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your
rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although
you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your
employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some
light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk
e-mails.

3 star hangover * * *

Slight headache. Stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space
cadet and not so productive. Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag
because her perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots
you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out
at 2:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed
with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a
litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover * * * *

You have lost the will to live , you have a second heartbeat in your
head, and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. Vodka
vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. Your teeth
have their own individual sweaters. Your body has lost the ability
to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but
that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death
seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you
and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look
so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it,
all you can manage to do is breathe ......very gently.

5 star hangover * * * * * *

You arrive home and climb into bed. Sleep comes instantly, as you
were fighting it all the way home in the taxi. You get about an hours
sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up. You notice that your
bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around
the room. No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck. You
stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under
full sail. After walking along the skirting boards on alternating
walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet. If you are
lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously
explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of
walrus mating calls. You sit there on the floor in your undies,
cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet),
randomly continuing to make the walrus noises & spitting. Help
usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived. Tears stream
down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and
he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark. With
your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died
back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent. You are
convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and
swear that you saw your tonsils projectile out your mouth on the
last occasion. It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner
getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/He abuses
you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of
dried vomit in your hair. You reluctantly accept their advice and
have a shower. Work is not an option.

Sooo anyone had a 5 star lately? spank:

im good at taking my alcohol.

so maybe a few 3's now and again and a 5 back in 2003 happy:

hahaha

not since i was 17 have i had a 5 star. I probably had a few of them when i was 16/17. I remember coming home from a halloween party when I was 17. I was boozed up enough to come home at about 4 or 5 in the morning. Little did I know my ride was leaving at 1am. I really didn't want to pay for a taxi and it was cold outside so i coudn't sleep outside my house, so i pretty much had to go inside. Went to bed for a while, then got on the computer. then realized i needed to pray to the porcelin gods for a while. Woke up everyone in the house. my mom was freaking out. she hates alcohol. i've got about 20 alcoholics in the family so she doesn't take kindly to me puking at 2 in the morning.

since then i've had a few 4's and 3's, but the majority of the time i on'y get 2's and 1's.

had a 5x2... now 2 years later even thinking of booze still makes me sick.

I dont go past a 2, and ive been wasted. Father is the same way.

best thing if you're hung over and feeling realy queezy is a big plate of fat...with a hair in it.

i had a 5-er last year the night before spring semester classes started
the cause:
99 apples, jack daniels

i had like 2 or 3 5-ers in about a week, for some reason i just didnt stop
the cause:
bacardi select rum and cokes (in those HUGE plastic taco bell cups)

the worst was when me and my friend killed a bottle between the two of us in like 20 minutes, chugging small glasses of it and chasing it with sprite remix, the worst soda EVAR
the cause:
seagram's vo gold canadian whiskey

never been drunk so i never experienced a hangover. they sound like fun though.

My friend had a 6* hangover on saturday, he almost died the fucking retard.

I mainly get 1 or 2 stars.

Just drink shiznits of water before bed, DUH. Hangover is technigcally being really dehydrated.

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and this is what hits you at 5+...

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I ate a hangover once, tatsted like a piece of candy.

hangovers suck...

One of my friends took 19 shots of Whiskey. He was throwing up in his sleep. Ive never got drunk, but i might on friday

after having a 5..... drinking just looses so much.

I went to a halloween party saturday. I rarely ever drink, probably a handful of times throughout the year, mostly when I visit my cousins at college. So I cant take my alchohol, I had 5 beers and 3 shots of southern comfort and I was gone. Then, effing Traget calls me at 11 the next day and wants me to work whilst I have the biggest headache ever.

done em all, had a number 5 the other day usually numbers 2,3,4 most weekends & number 1 on random weekdays.

I haven't drank alcohol for around 2-3 months.

I get the feeling some of you guys seriously underestimate the amount of fun a large group of friends can have when they are completely fukd out their face.

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5 once, 4 twice, 3 don't know...mostly 2 or 1

Never had a really bad 5 before....Mainly 1s and 2s nowadays.....

Every picture you post fluffy....is of you in a club drinking... oOo:

Ive had a 5 star, that was fucking horrible, some of my "friends" thought it would be hilarious to draw on my face in permanent marker, and i just dont mean a penis here and there, my face was COVERED. it took about 45 mins of scrubbing to get it off, luckily i did it in the middle of the night so those fucks didnt get the laughs they wanted in the morning, in total i probably puked like 13 times, it was fucking disgusting.

dont get hangovers... family blessing
occasionally have a 1... but not really even qualified as a hangover

family curse sadly - weed does nothing but make me tired...

Aye m8, only got one life, I like being a party animal cool:

has anyone wever thrown up a morning burger up in one wholo peice ? I literally was choking and gagging like mad when it came up, the pain was immense.....Literallyy. I have a harder time drinking now after that.

i would have to drink a shitload of beer to get a 5

3-4's

[quote="Short Hand":3be9e]has anyone wever thrown up a morning burger up in one wholo peice ? I literally was choking and gagging like mad when it came up, the pain was immense.....Literallyy. I have a harder time drinking now after that.[/quote:3be9e]

Maybe you should try chewing you fat fuck.

[quote=Tripper]Maybe you should try chewing you fat fuck.[/quote:f24dd]

ROFL!!!!!

+1 for funny comment

shit..back in 2001 when it was the first time i got really really hammered, i had way worse then a 5 star. go over to my friends house to check out the puke stains on his wall and carpet. still there happy:

how old you be?

i'll be 18 in 8 days. was 14 i think back then. i've drank before then, but this was the first time i was hammered

Christ 14....i didnt get smashed until i was about 17.

Yet to be smashed oOo: Could be cause i dont drink biggrin:

When you visit Canada, im going to get you smashed.

ed: biggrin:

dude just go drink some beer, its fun

An irishman who isnt smashed 24/7...now ive seen everything oOo: biggrin:

I had a 3 last Sunday morning. Two aspirin and a shit later, i felt fine.