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Mr.Buttocks 11-03-2004 09:54 AM

“Jesus will save you!”
 
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stupid:

Pyro 11-03-2004 09:55 AM

religion fucks with your mind. Even drugs can't make people that stupid.

Milla 11-03-2004 09:57 AM

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religion fucks with your mind. Even drugs can't make people that stupid.

I guess you havent seen some of the people on drugs that ive seen eek:

Pyro 11-03-2004 09:59 AM

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religion fucks with your mind. Even drugs can't make people that stupid.

I guess you havent seen some of the people on drugs that ive seen eek:

Well i haven't seen anybody try to convert a lion at least

bukdez 11-03-2004 10:25 AM

thats the best story I've read in a long time... I find it ironic the christians used to be fed to lions, and this guy went willingly....

Mr.Buttocks 11-03-2004 10:28 AM

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thats the best story I've read in a long time... I find it ironic the christians used to be fed to lions, and this guy went willingly....

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Akuma 11-03-2004 03:13 PM

Back to the good old times when the heathen Christians were eaten by lions in colosseums. happy: happy: happy:

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:15 PM

Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them? It's possible for there to be a god just as much as it is for there not to be one.

Pyro 11-03-2004 03:16 PM

I couldn't give a shit if there was a God or not. I just don't agree with christianity as a religion.

Akuma 11-03-2004 03:17 PM

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Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them?

Yes, infact they are the only religion that believes in converting people and ruining their lives.

ninty 11-03-2004 03:17 PM

mad: EVANGELICALS mad:

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:18 PM

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Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them?

Yes, infact they are the only religion that believes in converting people and ruining their lives.

Hmm really? I could have sworn that was Johava's Witnesses. Christians do convert people, every religion converts people to their religion but it's never against their will you retard. It's not like you can just march into someone's house and convert them, and even if they were converted, how many fucked up Christians do you see every day like the ones in that link? None. That's because only aging hippies and other select few crazies are dumb enough to fuck with lions and shit. I happen to be Christian, doesn't mean I'm a psycho that walks around preeching the word of the Lord.

Isn't there a rule in the forum rules to shut the fuck up about people's nationalities and religion? Could have sworn.

bukdez 11-03-2004 03:19 PM

jehovas witnesses are christian...

Akuma 11-03-2004 03:20 PM

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Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them?

Yes, infact they are the only religion that believes in converting people and ruining their lives.

Hmm really? I could have sworn that was Johava's Witnesses. Christians do convert people, every religion converts people to their religion but it's never against their will you retard.

Jehovah Witness are a sect of Christianity, ass.

You honestly think all the people in 3rd World countries WANT to be converted?

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:21 PM

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jehovas witnesses are christian...

Well, a different type from the normal christian.. I mean Catholic. heh. wallbash:

bukdez 11-03-2004 03:21 PM

lmao...

Akuma 11-03-2004 03:22 PM

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jehovas witnesses are christian...

Well, a different type from the normal christian.. I mean Catholic. heh. wallbash:

rolleyes: happy:

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:23 PM

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Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them?

Yes, infact they are the only religion that believes in converting people and ruining their lives.

Hmm really? I could have sworn that was Johava's Witnesses. Christians do convert people, every religion converts people to their religion but it's never against their will you retard.

Jehovah Witness are a sect of Christianity, ass.

You honestly think all the people in 3rd World countries WANT to be converted?

Yeah, as a matter of fact the last time I stopped by Bang Ladesh on my way to work they all said they were down with it.. happy:

Akuma 11-03-2004 03:24 PM

If they wanted to be Christian then they would have changed on their own.

Missionaries scaring natives with stories of hell is not a willing convertion.

Trunks 11-03-2004 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Proteus
Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them? It's possible for there to be a god just as much as it is for there not to be one.

You are right about the god part, but your wrong about them not knocking on the door trying to convert me. It happened to me twice. Plus there is the fact that all my christian freinds are always trying to convert me. rolleyes:

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:27 PM

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Why is everyone hate Christians? Do they knock on your door telling you to believe in them? It's possible for there to be a god just as much as it is for there not to be one.

You are right about the god part, but your wrong about them not knocking on the door trying to convert me. It happened to me twice. Plus there is the fact that all my christian freinds are always trying to convert me. rolleyes:

Where do you go to school, church?

BeanerMan 11-03-2004 03:32 PM

I have no problem with Christianity or other religions. But when certain groups of that religion start preaching or saying you will go to hell because you do this, you do that, you believe this, you voted for him, thats when I have a problem with religion. They try to impose their will and beliefs on everyone else. Mostly the "religious right" especially evangelicals. I thought there was a seperation of church and state in this country. IMO they are a bunch of ignorant bigots.

Proteus 11-03-2004 03:38 PM

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IMO they are a bunch of ignorant bigots.

Do you know what a bigot is or are you just using the word to make your sentence more powerful?

Mr.Buttocks 11-03-2004 03:58 PM

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Tripper 11-03-2004 03:58 PM

Haha, I saw a dudes number plate that was Jesus1

Mr.Buttocks 11-03-2004 03:59 PM

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Haha, I saw a dudes number plate that was Jesus1

Was Jesus behind the wheel?

Tripper 11-03-2004 04:02 PM

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Haha, I saw a dudes number plate that was Jesus1

Was Jesus behind the wheel?[/quote:913b0]

I didn't see - But Moses was riding shotgun.

Mr.Buttocks 11-03-2004 04:03 PM

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Haha, I saw a dudes number plate that was Jesus1

Was Jesus behind the wheel?

I didn't see - But Moses was riding shotgun.[/quote:1664f]

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Bullitt 11-03-2004 04:21 PM

people like this gives christians a bad name

Swill 11-03-2004 05:11 PM

Wierd, for all that I`ve said on this forum, well that is just stupid for that. I think he did it for attention. stupid:

eeves 11-03-2004 05:49 PM

you all are going to burn in hell angel:

@/\/G3L 11-03-2004 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
thats the best story I've read in a long time... I find it ironic the christians used to be fed to lions, and this guy went willingly....

lmfao rock:

Coleman 11-03-2004 07:15 PM

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religion fucks with your mind. Even drugs can't make people that stupid.

I guess you havent seen some of the people on drugs that ive seen eek:

Well i haven't seen anybody try to convert a lion at least

yeah, they try to convert stop signs and fire hydrents

snipeymagoo 11-03-2004 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
jehovas witnesses are christian...

Obviously you know nothing about religion or christianity....so I would advise you to shut the fuck up.

Tripper 11-03-2004 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
jehovas witnesses are christian...

Obviously you know nothing about religion or christianity....so I would advise you to shut the fuck up.

ledgends of the sowf

BeanerMan 11-03-2004 08:34 PM

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IMO they are a bunch of ignorant bigots.

Do you know what a bigot is or are you just using the word to make your sentence more powerful?

big·ot - One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
spank:

Milla 11-03-2004 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
jehovas witnesses are christian...

Obviously you know nothing about religion or christianity....so I would advise you to shut the fuck up.

"Ihova" is the correct way to spell it (in latin atleast)....i watch Indiana Jones 3 to much.

bukdez 11-03-2004 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
jehovas witnesses are christian...

Obviously you know nothing about religion or christianity....so I would advise you to shut the fuck up.

I would advise you to shut the fuck up, as you know nothing about me... Jehovas believe in Jesus, therefore they belong to a sect of Christianity...

[url:16872]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses[/url:16872]...

I have read the Bible, the Koran, the Bhavagad-Gita, and the Dhammapada... I have taken university courses on world religons, Cristianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Christian Mysticism, as well as North American Cults (aka Non-Religeous Movements)...

But clearly, I know nothing of religion or Christianity...

Akuma 11-03-2004 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bukdez
jehovas witnesses are christian...

Obviously you know nothing about religion or christianity....so I would advise you to shut the fuck up.

I would advise you to shut the fuck up, as you know nothing about me... Jehovas believe in Jesus, therefore they belong to a sect of Christianity...

[url:31574]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses[/url:31574]...

I have read the Bible, the Koran, the Bhavagad-Gita, and the Dhammapada... I have taken university courses on world religons, Cristianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Christian Mysticism, as well as North American Cults (aka Non-Religeous Movements)...

But clearly, I know nothing of religion or Christianity...

Same here. Theology classes are pretty interesting.

fujimi7su 11-03-2004 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Pyro
religion fucks with your mind. Even drugs can't make people that stupid.

I guess you havent seen some of the people on drugs that ive seen eek:

shrooms man... hilarious


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