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butch 11-11-2004 09:15 AM

Test your mind
 
I just got this in an email. Thought it was worth sharing with you guys. Try it out and see how you rate. Just follow the instructions then post your results:


At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it
immediately.
Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into
your mind.
This is a fun "test".. AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a
try, Now... just follow
the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next
calculation before you have finished the previous one.
You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using
your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start:
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> I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's nearly over..
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> QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
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If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a
different,
if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.

TonyMontana 11-11-2004 09:18 AM

I got red saw, pretty close

Mr.Buttocks 11-11-2004 09:18 AM

My answer was "Yellow" & "Buckweed"......I guess I'm special. happy:

Nyck 11-11-2004 09:19 AM

I delete those emails.....you really should too

tomxtr 11-11-2004 09:19 AM

I thought blue hammer. loney:

tomxtr 11-11-2004 09:20 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":71006]My answer was "Yellow" & "Buckweed"......I guess I'm special. happy:[/quote:71006] happy:

newt. 11-11-2004 09:21 AM

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you win.

oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 11-11-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I delete those emails.....you really should too

Women/girls usually forward emails like that, along with the "Get to know your friends" and "Sign this petition" type emails - has anyone else noticed this?

Nyck 11-11-2004 09:22 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a23f1]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I delete those emails.....you really should too

Women/girls usually forward emails like that, along with the "Get to know your friends" and "Sign this petition" type emails - has anyone else noticed this?[/quote:a23f1]

/looks left at sweetJ......yep

/ducks and covers

Mr.Buttocks 11-11-2004 09:22 AM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":fe34a
Women/girls usually forward emails like that, along with the "Get to know your friends" and "Sign this petition" type emails - has anyone else noticed this?

/looks left at sweetJ......yep

/ducks and covers[/quote:fe34a]



biggrin:

Pyro 11-11-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
I thought blue hammer. loney:


Chronic Diarrhea 11-11-2004 09:27 AM

I thought of yellow hammer. Close enough. So far those 98% don't apply to any of us. What a shitty game.

Sgt>Stackem 11-11-2004 09:31 AM

yellow wrench for me. I am proud to be Abby Normal!

Zoner 11-11-2004 09:45 AM

Man, the real old internet gems are being dug up this week, huh? Yeesh!

Go look in you email inbox. I think some Nigerian dude is looking for money.

Akuma 11-11-2004 09:54 AM

God damn. Everyone jokes about how this or that is the first thing ever posted on the internet. Well this ones REALLY is.

Apocalypse | NoW 11-11-2004 09:55 AM

I said red screwdriver oOo:

Zoner 11-11-2004 09:56 AM

I always respond to the sender "orange screwdriver" each and every time I get this thing in my email.

I could roast them for sending me inane things like this, but why bother...people are so touchy when you tell them to fuck off sending chain letters and old jokes through email.

Sweetj 11-11-2004 10:05 AM

[quote=Nyck]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":4da04
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Originally Posted by Nyck
I delete those emails.....you really should too

Women/girls usually forward emails like that, along with the "Get to know your friends" and "Sign this petition" type emails - has anyone else noticed this?

/looks left at sweetJ......yep

/ducks and covers[/quote:4da04]

Gimme a break... I delete 99% of that crap, I can't stand it either.. The one email a month you might get from me are the ones I find funny/interesting..

In any event that thing sucked.. I picked Green Wrench.

Poseidon 11-11-2004 10:39 AM

i thought red spade oOo:

Fireal 11-11-2004 10:45 AM

I guess im the only normal one here
I did guess red hammer

butch 11-11-2004 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I always respond to the sender "orange screwdriver" each and every time I get this thing in my email.

I could roast them for sending me inane things like this, but why bother...people are so touchy when you tell them to fuck off sending chain letters and old jokes through email.


Especially when it was your mom who sent it. Last time I took your advice and told her to fuck off she didnt talk to me for a long time. biggrin:

I guess I should say im sorry for being the first one to post STUPID SHIT in the off topic area. If most of you asshats kept your mouth closed unless you had something good to say youd fart yourself to death.

This being such a higher place of learning and all. oOo:

TonyMontana 11-11-2004 12:04 PM

wtfs?

Zoner 11-11-2004 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Especially when it was your mom who sent it. Last time I took your advice and told her to fuck off she didnt talk to me for a long time. biggrin:

Dude, that's...jesus...that's just fucking stupid! oOo:

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Milla 11-11-2004 12:24 PM

I thought "Blue" and Shovel im ownage

Bucknub 11-11-2004 12:29 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c403b]My answer was "Yellow" & "Buckweed"......I guess I'm special. happy:[/quote:c403b]

loney:

i thoguht of a blue rench

9mm BeRetTa 11-11-2004 12:35 PM

blue wrench.

Should have said 98% of people do not guess red hammer.

Mr.Buttocks 11-11-2004 12:53 PM

[quote=Buckweed]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":07cf7
My answer was "Yellow" & "Buckweed"......I guess I'm special. happy:

loney:

[/quote:07cf7]

[img]http://www.riverwindgallery.com/ART%20BOOKS/ps%20i%20love%20you%20book.jpg[/img]

bukdez 11-11-2004 01:16 PM

hell, that pre-dates the internets even... we used to do those in school, theres another one with math that makes people say carrot...

butch 11-11-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Especially when it was your mom who sent it. Last time I took your advice and told her to fuck off she didnt talk to me for a long time. biggrin:

Dude, that's...jesus...that's just fucking stupid! oOo:

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Dont get excited it never happened. I get those things all the time from my mother. Im forced to look at them because when I call her she wants to talk about how funny they are. What am i goina say...Stop spammin my email!!! First of id have to explain what spam is. You get the idea.

I just happen to think you guys might enjoy that one. What the hell was i thinking. I been around here a long time. I should have known better.

Jin-Roh 11-11-2004 05:10 PM

Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:

butch 11-11-2004 05:29 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":3eff2]Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:[/quote:3eff2]

Another country heard from. And from a noob at that. lol

This place cracks me up. Thanks for the advice asshat. Ill never do it again just because you say so. rolleyes:

Coleman 11-11-2004 05:55 PM

i got that exact mail last week. I am not convinced that math does anything to your answer. I think the math is there just to clear your head of anything unexpected and let you think something off the top of your head.

Anita_Man 11-11-2004 06:01 PM

red hammer I knew most of you were abnormal.

Tripper 11-11-2004 08:31 PM

[quote=butch]
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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":c7103
Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:

Another country heard from. And from a noob at that. lol

This place cracks me up. Thanks for the advice asshat. Ill never do it again just because you say so. rolleyes:[/quote:c7103]

stfu you fucking old grumpy fuck. Go try and force an erection at some other forum full of younger men.

P.S - I suspect Butch of luring some of the younger members (Ned, Sclass, Maj Winters, R'Jacksun, etc) into his chatrooms and verbally fucking them.

CALL THE COPZZZZZZZZ!

Coleman 11-11-2004 08:33 PM

can't we all just get along? cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Jin-Roh 11-11-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
can't we all just get along? cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:


Only when someone is drunk. oOo:

butch 11-11-2004 09:10 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":07e7b
Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:

Another country heard from. And from a noob at that. lol

This place cracks me up. Thanks for the advice asshat. Ill never do it again just because you say so. rolleyes:

stfu you fucking old grumpy fuck. Go try and force an erection at some other forum full of younger men.

P.S - I suspect Butch of luring some of the younger members (Ned, Sclass, Maj Winters, R'Jacksun, etc) into his chatrooms and verbally fucking them.

CALL THE COPZZZZZZZZ![/quote:07e7b]

I would say yet another country heard from but i dont think New Zealand counts.

Why dont you get a chat room started with the only other guy who has a comuter up there or is there a rule that says only one person on line at a time. Only enough bandwith to carry one at a time. annoy:

Jin-Roh 11-11-2004 09:20 PM

[quote=butch]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":50c57
Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:

Another country heard from. And from a noob at that. lol

This place cracks me up. Thanks for the advice asshat. Ill never do it again just because you say so. rolleyes:

stfu you fucking old grumpy fuck. Go try and force an erection at some other forum full of younger men.

P.S - I suspect Butch of luring some of the younger members (Ned, Sclass, Maj Winters, R'Jacksun, etc) into his chatrooms and verbally fucking them.

CALL THE COPZZZZZZZZ!

I would say yet another country heard from but i dont think New Zealand counts.

Why dont you get a chat room started with the only other guy who has a comuter up there or is there a rule that says only one person on line at a time. Only enough bandwith to carry one at a time. annoy:[/quote:50c57]

Is he what most of us like to call... oblivious and pathetic? oOo:

Jimbo@ 11-11-2004 09:37 PM

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":81516]I said red screwdriver oOo:[/quote:81516]

your brain is my brain!

+1 rep for you.

Tripper 11-11-2004 11:12 PM

[quote=butch]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":1d81e
Don't bring your pathetic e-mails on to a forum? eek:

Another country heard from. And from a noob at that. lol

This place cracks me up. Thanks for the advice asshat. Ill never do it again just because you say so. rolleyes:

stfu you fucking old grumpy fuck. Go try and force an erection at some other forum full of younger men.

P.S - I suspect Butch of luring some of the younger members (Ned, Sclass, Maj Winters, R'Jacksun, etc) into his chatrooms and verbally fucking them.

CALL THE COPZZZZZZZZ!

I would say yet another country heard from but i dont think New Zealand counts.

Why dont you get a chat room started with the only other guy who has a comuter up there or is there a rule that says only one person on line at a time. Only enough bandwith to carry one at a time. annoy:[/quote:1d81e]

Oh god that hurts my pride.

....and please, continue to make yourself look like one of the most ignorant people on the planet, it does wonders for your countries reputation, and also reinforces the idea that you are a fucking old senile fool. Which is as clear and obvious as daylight.


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