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Swill 11-15-2004 03:25 PM

Thoughts on JFK assasination?
 
Well today in U.S History Class we were talking about Presidents and someone mentioned "JFK". Well we started talking about who killed him, and they said they caught the guy and stuff but they also thought he was hired by the CIA? HUH? Because his"JFK`s" plans were to eliminate the CIA as in remove it from our government and they didnt like it so they shot him...
What do you think about this?
What are your thoughts on the assasination. BTW JFK was also on USA or TBS or wahtever channel it was last night... I only saw the beginning where they were just driving in the car....and he got shot.

So ... fire away at your opinions please because this is a topic I`m not familiar with and instead of searching GOOGLE... I`d like to hear what you guys have to say.

Unknown_Sniper 11-15-2004 03:34 PM

I think the history channel is going ot have a 2 hour special on his assassination. Might not be HC not sure. Anyways they will be going ove rall the possibilities from multiple shooters to the magic bullet, even to the bouncing bullet theory. Might want to check your TV guide for it if your really interested.
Id say that there was probably more than 1 shooter. but I dont know much about it so its only my $.02

Jin-Roh 11-15-2004 03:37 PM

Who is he?

mr.miyagi 11-15-2004 03:39 PM

shoulda ducked

Swill 11-15-2004 03:46 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":64f2c]Who is he?[/quote:64f2c]

I thought you had 500 dollars or whatever on History books, and not one has John F. Kennedy?

@/\/G3L 11-15-2004 03:58 PM

In my opinion it was the mob. I would ask my dad about this but he is cooking dinner. He has a theory on it and it makes sence.

elstatec 11-15-2004 04:14 PM

my theory about jfk is that he is dead.

bukdez 11-15-2004 04:16 PM

a guy with a police hat, and a a guy with a cowboy hat from the grassy knoll can only lead to one conclusion: the Village People did it...

Mr.Buttocks 11-15-2004 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
my theory about jfk is that he is dead.

Kook! stupid:

Jin-Roh 11-15-2004 04:26 PM

[quote=Swill1496]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":e9a88
Who is he?

I thought you had 500 dollars or whatever on History books, and not one has John F. Kennedy?[/quote:e9a88]

stfu.

Bullitt 11-15-2004 04:30 PM

he died trying to kill Bubba Hotep

Jin-Roh 11-15-2004 04:36 PM

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":1754c]he died trying to kill Bubba Hotep[/quote:1754c]

Funny fuck!

Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm getting' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.

[Elvis begins reading an incantation against an unconscious Bubba Ho-Tep from JFK's "Book of Souls"]
Elvis: "You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones... "
[begins to slow the recitation from disbelief]
Elvis: "... will kick your bad behind"?
[muttering to himself]
Elvis: For chrissake!
[to the heavens]
Elvis: That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well!
Bubba Ho-Tep: [regains consciousness, rises, and speaks in ancient Egyptian] Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe!

JFK: He had me on the floor. I had his mouth over my asshole!
Elvis: A shiteater?
JFK: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
Elvis: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!

[in the washroom stall, looking at hieroglyphics on the wall]
JFK: Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
Elvis: Say what?
JFK: Well pretty much, that's the best I can translate it.



I chuckle at the movie many a time. happy:

Swill 11-15-2004 06:59 PM

can someone show me a picture of the gun that he was shot with?

Pyro 11-15-2004 07:00 PM

Lennons assassination is shittier than JFK dying. Even though he seems liked a cool president fromw hat I read about him. Shitty that no one can assassinate the shitty ones like bush.

Swill 11-15-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Lennons assassination is shittier than JFK dying. Even though he seems liked a cool president fromw hat I read about him. Shitty that no one can assassinate the shitty ones like bush.

Oh please...

geRV 11-15-2004 07:07 PM

I went back in time and done it, mystery\conspiracy theories closed.

offtopic:

Hawke 11-15-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
my theory about jfk is that he is dead.

you know, that just might be proveable

Mr.Buttocks 11-15-2004 07:23 PM

I'd say that the Jews were probably involved at some point. The gunman that blew his head off was probably a Jew. Probably. Maybe.

newt. 11-15-2004 07:25 PM

lee harvey oswald

Swill 11-15-2004 07:42 PM

[quote="newt.":01876]lee harvey oswald[/quote:01876]

happy:

Arkan 11-15-2004 07:51 PM

Mulitple shooters for mulitple reasons.

Tripper 11-15-2004 07:54 PM

He was assasinated by someone who disliked his affair with Marilyn Monroe.

Jack Ruby sucked my pensi

Anita_Man 11-15-2004 08:48 PM

[quote:71c07]Mulitple shooters for mulitple reasons[/quote:71c07]


Just watched a show they duplicated the magic bullet 2 times, it was one shot that did the 7 wounds. The shots were very close to the same, did it from 60 feet up in the air. Had models of the bodies with ribs, and organs and every thing. Placed them at right heights and distances. Did 2 shoots both do the same as the magic bullet?

The grassy knoll guy would have been like 2 and half feet tall, so no one was there. Seems solved no more conspiracy theories.

Coleman 11-15-2004 10:53 PM

[sarcasm]they used Ice Bullets[/sarcasm]

Jin-Roh 11-15-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[sarcasm]they used Ice Bullets[/sarcasm]

Hmmm... what was that on... forgot what movie... what movie was it?!

Short Hand 11-16-2004 12:13 AM

myth busters.

Zoner 11-16-2004 06:35 AM

[img]http://www.rzm.com/pvt.ryan/production/cast/pepper.jpg[/img]

^ He did it.

Johnj 11-16-2004 06:51 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":a79d3]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[sarcasm]they used Ice Bullets[/sarcasm]

Hmmm... what was that on... forgot what movie... what movie was it?![/quote:a79d3]

First time I saw 'ice bullets' was an episode of [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056745/:a79d3]Burke's Law[/url:a79d3].

Anita_Man 11-16-2004 01:14 PM

just ignore the facts, i see why bush won.


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