official facts thread
 

it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open



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Re: official facts thread
 

you can die from a sneeze

Facts are facts.

buttocks is leet

i'm not wearing any pants!


2 out of 3 people make up 2/3rds of the population

gay people fuck dudes!

Victor is drunk! happy:

the smartest blond is a golden retriever

ed:

dumb people can't spell.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":cd48d]Victor is drunk! happy:[/quote:cd48d]

victor is always drunk eek:

this thread could be cool oOo:

a cashier entering digits by hand will average one error for every 350 characters, but a bar code reader will make an error only once every 3,500,000 characters...

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it winds up on the bottom.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultraicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, it's plural. Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula."

thats too many at one time...

You can't lick your elbow.

A new McDonald's opens up every 24hours

ed:

[quote=m1ck97]victor is always drunk eek:[/quote:a33d3]

nonono, Misc is always drunk

The only other mammals to have sex for pleasure are dolphins.

other than otters?

Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.

men can't lick there nipples

[quote="Eight Ace":16ac9]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.[/quote:16ac9]

sex change? eek:

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[quote="Eight Ace":2e01f]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period[/quote:2e01f]
That's not true. freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":ebdb2]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period....[/quote:ebdb2]



[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/bullshit.gif[/img]

[quote=Hawke]That's not true. freak:[/quote:ec319]

happy:

Grass is transparent. eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":72f5c]Grass is transparent. eek:[/quote:72f5c]

HOLY SHIT!! really?


wow


the more you know...

now thats not true, a fat man would be more than capable...

Needles are sterolized before leathal injections

thats fucked-up...

if the bodies are donated to science, they wouldnt want to risk infection

And here kids is the body of Timothy McVeigh, So, Who would like to make the first cut?

that mods cant spell happy: sorry buckweed

doh, I knew I spelled it wrong

sterilized

better?

Americans are 15% more innovative than the Japanese. But the Japanese have 3.5 times more patents.

Most of their patents are for things like this though,

[img]http://www.signalstation.com/pix/xmascrablady.jpg[/img]

well, that or pokemon cards.

great white sharks never stop swimming biggrin:

If a hamster makes eye contact with a dolphin, that hamster is then able to
instinctively track that dolphin within a 2km radius anywhere on the planet, apparently.