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Something every man must do
My friend and I were having a discussion today about how there used to be different accomplishments you must achieve in some cultures to be considered a man. In our culture, a thin line exists between the old boy and young man. What are some of the things you guys believe are today's "criteria" for becoming a man.
Ha, my friend and I have decided that you must jump-start a car before you can call yourself a man. It's one of those stupid, yet funny things we came up with. Another possibility is eating a sandwhich covered with tobasco sauce. |
Y ou must have a threesome with two girls. biggrin:
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you must masturbate eek:
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pissing your name in the snow
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See death.
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fuck?
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Shoot a deer, oOo:
In the absence of a gun, fuck it in the ass. eek: |
In a Rolling Stones song is says you gotta smoke to be a man....
You must sacrifice your penis to the gods. BTW, Colin, Im on because the meeting doesnt start 'till 6...thought it was 6. |
Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins. Get kicked in the face. Get kicked in the ribs. Get kicked in the ass. Get kicked in the head. Get kicked in the arms. Get kicked in the legs. Get punched in the balls. Get punched in the shins. Get punched in the face. Get punched in the ribs. Get punched in the ass. Get punched in the head. Get punched in the arms. Get punched in the legs. |
[quote="Jin-Roh":c0291]Get kicked in the balls.
Get kicked in the shins. Get kicked in the face. Get kicked in the ribs. Get kicked in the ass. Get kicked in the head. Get kicked in the arms. Get kicked in the legs. Get punched in the balls. Get punched in the shins. Get punched in the face. Get punched in the ribs. Get punched in the ass. Get punched in the head. Get punched in the arms. Get punched in the legs.[/quote:c0291] ....and die? |
Get into a fist fight. Drink a beer with your pop. Go to a strip club.
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know how to change your spark plugs.
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Have a full-body orgasm.
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instead of 1/2 body orgasms? eek:
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spend an hour in a dark room with a newly deceased person.
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There is something your not telling us. Wait ..... I don't want to know.
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Post at groundforce1.com's forums.
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when you stop shitting the bed.
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some thing every man must do......
Colonoscopy |
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b3e2f]Post at groundforce1.com's forums.[/quote:b3e2f]
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Buy his Father a pint.
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":78c73]Buy his Father a pint.[/quote:78c73]
beer:... or punch him in the face, depending on your relationship... |
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or punch him in the face, depending on your relationship...[/quote:38f9b] happy: beer: |
yeah, i can't believe i forgot about "going to a strip bar" or "buying porn".
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you must be able to change clothes and eat and breathe on your own.
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in western cultures its usually when you get you drivers liscense. or turn 16, 18, or 21
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You gotta suck pussy to be a man !!
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your mom?
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":24232]Buy his Father a pint.[/quote:24232]
Props!! Or go to a porn store and ask to see a bit of the latest xxx treats then wack 1 off in said store and escape without a beating. Scorp |
[quote="@/\/G3L":ec837]your mom?[/quote:ec837]
WTF!!! dude no man disrespects another mans mom. You have brocken the code and will be shat on! Scorp |
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5e655][quote="Mr.Buttocks":5e655]Buy his Father a pint.[/quote:5e655]
Props!! Or go to a porn store and ask to see a bit of the latest xxx treats then wack 1 off in said store and escape without a beating. Scorp[/quote:5e655] no pun intented?... biggrin:... |
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":a4f72][quote="@/\/G3L":a4f72]your mom?[/quote:a4f72]
WTF!!! dude no man disrespects another mans mom. You have brocken the code and will be shat on! Scorp[/quote:a4f72] Yeah, that was uncalled for, but what do you expect from a 12 yr old. One day he will learn from the errs of his ways. |
[quote="@/\/G3L":f52b3]your mom?[/quote:f52b3]
[img]http://img111.exs.cx/img111/8453/big_shotty311.jpg[/img] get the fuck out of my thread |
Not only fuck a girl but when you done make sure she walks like she just road a saddle.
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Down here you're not a man til' you finish a yardie, or Yard glass as it's more commonly known.
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Have sex with a chick...and when you're done...yell "FATALITY!"
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Break at least one bone
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when you start sucking tits again.
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