PRANKS!
 

Alrighty. Here's the situation. I go outside ready to get into my car for a brass choir rehearsal at my church. I look up and see 1300 Post-It Notes covering my car. It took me 30min to take them all off and I was late to my rehearsal. So, i need to get back at the few people.

Here's some valuable information: Somehow there was a locker combo list in my flugel horn case. it has everyone in my homeroom (240 people--band hr) and their assigned lockers with combinations. Everyone that pranked me is in my homeroom so I have access to all of their lockers.

I had two plans:
Plan A: Go to the pet store and buy crickets and put them in their lockers. I then figured that the janiters would get pissed and somehow they'd find out i did it which equals big trouble for me.

Plan B: Somehow get access to their cars and put crickets in the cars.

Plan C: Post tubgirl and goatse all over their cars like at 3am.




Help me think of something that I can do. I'd like to use the lockers for something but i don't want to get introuble with the faculty. Anything is legal to their homes/cars because i can do that at night.

Wrap the entire car in wrapping paper.

once in saran wrap, then wrapping paper...this happened to some kid at my school

flugel horn? oOo:

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":7e6a5]Wrap the entire car in wrapping paper.[/quote:7e6a5]we already did someone else's car with ceran wrap.

Oh, silly string the cars? Might be a little hard to get off though

[img]http://members1.chello.nl/~g.j.degroot/Flugel/Cour154.jpg[/img] it has a darker sound compared to the trumpet. But that's not the point here.

Egging the car would be pretty good because it would take forever to get off once it has dried (plus the cold weather would keep it on too)

First car(s) in Siran wrap = my friend's idea.

[quote="Jin-Roh":ede26]First car(s) in Siran wrap = my friend's idea.[/quote:ede26] rolleyes: yep he thought of it before anyone else in the world did.




How about putting a fresh fish in the back of their car or trunk?

release animals in their cars

suck there dicks, then say your not gay.

Are you willing to damage their car?

If you are, then you could try super-glueing some pennies in places on the car. You can buy some flour and get it in a baggy then hide it in the car, and call the police and get a search on the car, but of course, do it in a way so that you can't get caught by the police for false reports or something.
Hmmm... can't thing of anything else at the moment.

fill their lockers/cars with ping-pong balls or styrofoam chips...

not a bad idea. I'll add that to my potential plans list. Keep them coming! beer:

Yea, fill their car with something like styrofoam or cans, or something inexpensive that you have a lot of at your house.

ok, go into the school and into the lockers, take RED paint and let the crickets jump around in it for a little bit, THEN put them into the lockers, so they get little cricket marks everywhere.


thatll show em.


or just put either trash or dildos in the lockers.

biggrin:

pour the liquid from tuna cans into their lockers/cars...

Just find something that will make it stink for hours and hours.

Or make a miniature beach on top of the car with palm trees and all.

i could buy those fart bomb packages and put them in the locker/car...

just do that, but get like $50 worth.

fireworks and c4 are cool too. c4 is better. open the locker and boom! buy an airsoft gun and reenact columbine.... orsomething to that effect. flatten their tires, empty the gas, take the battery, take the ignition, permanently somehow lock their car doors or lockers, paint their instruments a pretty pink, there is so much you can do. i say go with c4 tho

let some milk sit out for a long time in a secluded place, then once its good and sounr dump it down their instermind, so when they go to play it they are overcome by a horable aroma. hellfire:

mayo in the lockers? plug their horns? C4

How bout you junk the guys who did this?

[quote="Scalping Chief":5a15a]How bout you junk the guys who did this?[/quote:5a15a]

because he woukld get his ass kicked.

[quote="Short Hand":2dadb][quote="Scalping Chief":2dadb]How bout you junk the guys who did this?[/quote:2dadb]

because he woukld get his ass kicked.[/quote:2dadb]
im sure a freshly junked man would be unable to attack..

[quote="Short Hand":a7ea6][quote="Scalping Chief":a7ea6]How bout you junk the guys who did this?[/quote:a7ea6]

because he woukld get his ass kicked.[/quote:a7ea6]are you implying something there......

but the people who did this are 3 senior girls and 1 one freshman boy (looks like he's 70lbs lol)

c4 is your best bet

access the room of each ringleader, find their camera and take a photo
of their toothbrush sticking out of your arse or the arse of an accomplice.

put toothbrush and camera back as you found them, and hope that
many brushings have taken place before the photo is discovered.

[quote="Eight Ace":9d52c]access the room of each ringleader, find their camera and take a photo
of their toothbrush sticking out of your arse or the arse of an accomplice.

put toothbrush and camera back as you found them, and hope that
many brushings have taken place before the photo is discovered.[/quote:9d52c]

perfect... revenge is a dish best served cold and umm, shitty...

[quote="Grim_Reaper":3908d]fireworks and c4 are cool too. c4 is better. open the locker and boom! buy an airsoft gun and reenact columbine.... orsomething to that effect. flatten their tires, empty the gas, take the battery, take the ignition, permanently somehow lock their car doors or lockers, paint their instruments a pretty pink, there is so much you can do. i say go with c4 tho[/quote:3908d]C4 is a high explosive,he wont be able to get it

in other words its a trumpet that has hit puberty.

biggrin: ...yeah well the trick is not actually ram it up your bum, just knowing
it was being held between someones cheeks is more information than most can handle...
plus a big tagnut with a hair in it on the bristles would be a bit of a give-away.

[quote=Coleman][quote="Short Hand":ab38e]because he woukld get his ass kicked.[/quote:ab38e]are you implying something there......

but the people who did this are 3 senior girls and 1 one freshman boy (looks like he's 70lbs lol)[/quote:ab38e]
show the girls the back of your hand, put em where they belong...

key their cars and shove an egg in the exhaust

Beat the fuck out of them.....

Amen.

Women belong in kitchens, not schools

Stab them to death leave a trail of blood to a single leather glove then drive at 5mph till caught and then blame it on "The man".


Scorp

....ok then oOo: stupid: eek:

nah, i don't want to do any damage to their property. This is more of a friendly prank war than an angry prank war.

I think i'm going to get a few cans of shaving cream. I'll put them in the freezer and once they've turned solid, I'll cut open the can and chuck the block of shaving cream in their lockers. Once it melts back to room temp, it will expand and create a mess.

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":e1c80]Stab them to death leave a trail of blood to a single leather glove then drive at 5mph till caught and then blame it on "The man".


Scorp[/quote:e1c80]

a la oj...