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Mephisto 02-02-2002 09:13 AM

going down on your GF ??? LOL BRYAN HAS haha HAHA ......

anyway ....i found out that to get fps to show up on your screen you have to type this in the console

fps 1


not cg_showfps 1


Sh3ll_Sh0ck 02-02-2002 09:14 AM

no because my GF won't let me go down on her unti she is "ready". http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mephisto 02-02-2002 09:15 AM

sounds like someone needs some sleeping pills lol

Mephisto 02-02-2002 09:18 AM

hey shell shock do you play dod ???

Albow0001 02-02-2002 09:26 AM

No, we always close the door http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif

Seriously, make sure you close the door...both our sets of parents knock before entering, which rocks...but yeah, be wary of that...whipped cream rocks

And umm what was i gonna say?
Oh yeah, WhoTF is Bryan?

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[This message has been edited by Albow0001 (edited February 02, 2002).]

02-02-2002 09:31 AM

Im BRYAN and im PISSED OFF!!!!!! I didnt get what i wanted tonight, and my mother walks in and stares at us then ask "What are you doing?" I just stared at her and said "Uhmmmmmmmmmm Nothing" lol she hasnt yelled at me either just small things, SHE IS SCARING THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!

Mephisto 02-02-2002 09:38 AM

i was ganna post something in reply .......but i forgot and its making me MAD .....dont you hate when that happens.....damnit...woot

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*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 09:46 AM

Damn it, u made me angry pal...if u see your mother, just tell her to go away. Dont u lock your door man?! ......like when i come with my GF, she only offers her something to drink and some small things to eat, then she leaves us alone...LOCK the door, if u have no door...lol....then put a damn curtain http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

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02-02-2002 09:50 AM

Dude, i have a door but no lock on it, and......... i also have a slipknot cloth poster hanging over the front of the door, she just came right in and stared at me!

Recycled Spooge 02-02-2002 09:55 AM

Were the nipples, or genitelia exposed in any way?

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02-02-2002 09:57 AM

Her nipples were coverd, but i was just then pulling down her jeans to see a extremly warm site, but then my mom walks right in!

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:02 PM

I am 20 years old, going to be 21 in march 20th. My bro's gf practically is living with us, she comes on fridays and stays until tuesday, then she leave and comes back on thursday, then the cycle repeats every 10-14 days. I have an idea of what they r doing i there, with all that laughing and screaming and giggling and such. My gf and i r more like, snuggle in bed, watch eachother's eyes, a kiss here, a kiss there and then i go to the explore her wonderful jungle. I find interesting things in there, if u know what i mean http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif
I usually tell her to not moan so much hehe or at least keep it low

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:04 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/games4/tek/headline3.html


LisaSkittlez 02-02-2002 11:04 PM

um, is the steps on your porch considered public...? if so then i'm like a slut lol

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02-02-2002 11:05 PM

You tell her not to moan?! YOUR ON CRACK!!! Dude the best part of sex is hearing your partner moan because then you know she is in some really good pleasure, and it adds excitment without no sound, your just setting there lol.............Moaning is a essential part of sexual activity

LisaSkittlez 02-02-2002 11:07 PM

I like to hear my lizard moan, it helps me a lot...

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:09 PM

W00T
http://www.motorcycle.com/mo/mcdirt/...r/1kdx200.html

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:09 PM

hey, i love moaning as the next door guy. But it is better not to let your mom know EXACTLY what u r doing to her hehe...i dont tell her NOT to moan, i tell her to keep it down a bit lol...also, u dont need to hear her moan in order to know if she is happy or not, most women(maybe all) have some small contractions in their genitals when they r enjoying something. So u can feel her contractions, hear her small moans and also u can see some parts of her body getting more wet and a redness color http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif...

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:10 PM

leather is good

sgt.sayian 02-02-2002 11:11 PM

Other way you can tell if you she likes it is when she closes her eyes and you can see her breathing deeply http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/wink.gif

02-02-2002 11:13 PM

LOL, ive noticed alot of movment, in her back (arching) and her hips moving around, and alot of wet ness....

LisaSkittlez 02-02-2002 11:15 PM

contractions are the best part.. but should I be saying this!?

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:17 PM

This is my favotie technique (without anyone to hear us)...I go on her, rub her two nipples with both my hands. After rubbing her nipples, i leave one hand there and the other one will touch the rest of her body including her stomach, hips, neck if i can reach and legs, also some genitals if i keep my mind on hands and not on my *cough* tongue

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Ghetto-P 02-02-2002 11:19 PM

Wow. All of you guys are pretty lucky http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif I wish I had a GF but I am just some retarded shy guy who plays computer games all day and likes WWII history! This is my senior year of high school for godsakes and have never had a GF. http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/frown.gif I AM A LOSER!!!!!! *SHOOTS HIMSELF* What does this topic have to do with MOHAA anyways? LOL

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*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:20 PM

Of course u should be telling us those things LisaSkittlez ....the more we know about women, the more ways we can please them...dont women wish that all men knew how to please a woman the right way.....also, about my last reply, when she reaches orgasm,i keep going at it...i LOVE that, but i stop for sure a bit after coz it might hurt her and i dont want that. I aint a fanatic of Bondage or leather, what about your opinions about those things guys?

To Think that this topic went from one page to 4 pages and going in 15 minutes..lol..poor suckers that r sleeping now eh http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:26 PM

ghetto P you remind me of a one of my good friend shaun .......hes a good guy we still like him

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:26 PM

This got nothing to do with MoH Ghetto-P, maybe all the men that went gay from not having any women all that time, if u know what a i mean hehe...well, yeah they found some women in villages and such, but others didnt http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif .....

Ghetto-P, dude, i am still shy, but some women like that....try to use what u have to your advantage. First is friendship, then some study session with her or ask her for some help, say thanks all the time and keep talking to her. Of course that u have to wear clean clothes and smell good, dont talk to her after working out in the gym for god's sake....

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:28 PM

lol

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:29 PM

I am going to make a new topic in some other Forums, i want to know what everyone thinks and might as well make this topic one of the longest http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:39 PM



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[This message has been edited by Mephisto (edited February 03, 2002).]

*GEL* DeathStrike gm 02-02-2002 11:40 PM

Looks like they went to get something to eat at their girlfriend's house...if u know what i mean http://www.alliedassault.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:44 PM

id bet one of them is high heeh

Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:45 PM

SWEET intro dude

Mephisto 02-02-2002 11:47 PM

im going to bed now already mooved enough today

belly 02-03-2002 08:22 AM

shit are people still posting on this topic lol!!

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Blitz-krieg 02-03-2002 08:50 AM

I'm wit u ghetto-P cause i don't have a gf either and i'm a freaking junior and i am like u, play computer games and know alot of WWII history. And btw, tell us some tips on how to get a gf?

EaSyTrIcK50 02-03-2002 09:19 AM

It really isn't that hard, all you have to do is try to spend time with them, but a lot of guys don't like to give up time, or are scared of girls. I always end up with the girl that I didn't want from the begining. You know, there is a really hot girl, but you spend time with her, and for some strange reason i end up dating their friend. It doesn't make sense, but oh well...

BadScript 02-03-2002 09:26 AM

Moved to Offtopic BS

An Offtopic topic with a little bit of MoHAA stuff is still offtopic, blah.

Albow0001 02-03-2002 10:11 AM

Right, well, let me give you another important bit of advice too, that was learned the hard way...

If she spits, make sure she cleans her face thoroughly before talking to anyone...

Yeah, timing is everything...why call us up for dinner if she *just* ate...

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LisaSkittlez 02-03-2002 10:12 AM

^_^ ....

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