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Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 04:28 PM

It's too cold.
 
It's -6 here where I live, and even thought I have the heating on, my hands are too cold to masturbate.

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/c-c-c-c-cold.jpg[/img]

Merlin122 11-20-2004 04:31 PM

my dear! that is cold. I suggest anal fisting to warm those mits of yours

P.S. my new principal looks just like robert mugabe

Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
my dear! that is cold. I suggest anal fisting to warm those mits of yours


ed:

Short Hand 11-20-2004 04:32 PM

wasn't there a famous battle at falkirk ? between William Wallace & the English ?

Johnj 11-20-2004 04:33 PM

Is that -6C?

Swill 11-20-2004 04:34 PM

[quote="Short Hand":4d219]wasn't there a famous battle at falkirk ? between William Wallace & the English ?[/quote:4d219]


HAHA YES!! +1 Braveheart baby...but you probably didnt get that from that oOo:

Short Hand 11-20-2004 04:36 PM

No. I got it from world history Grade 12 last year.

Himmler 11-20-2004 04:39 PM

haha its like 70-80°F here..thats around 20C

Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 04:41 PM

[quote="Short Hand":c6bd6]wasn't there a famous battle at falkirk ? between William Wallace & the English ?[/quote:c6bd6]

That is correct. There were 2 "Battles of Falkirk"; one in 1298 and one in 1746. The one featured in Braveheart was the 1298 battle......we lost that one. annoy:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Is that -6C?

Yeah, -6C/21F.

Short Hand 11-20-2004 04:43 PM

Which Scottish king ran home with his tail between his legs ? was it James? I forget. 9after loosing to the british).

Judas 11-20-2004 04:44 PM

59°F
Partly Cloudy Feels Like
59°F

UV Index: 0 Low
Dew Point: 54°F
Humidity: 83%
Visibility: 10.0 miles
Pressure: 30.14 inches and steady
Wind: calm


which is cold as fuk to me

Jin-Roh 11-20-2004 04:45 PM

My great great great great great great great great great Grandpa didn't fight in that battle. oOo:

Tripper 11-20-2004 04:47 PM

Re: It's too cold.
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e7f69]It's -6 here where I live, and even thought I have the heating on, my hands are too cold to masturbate.

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/c-c-c-c-cold.jpg[/img][/quote:e7f69]

Are ur nipples erect?

Godsmack 11-20-2004 04:48 PM

damn thats cold its around 70 up here

Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 04:50 PM

Re: It's too cold.
 
[quote="Short Hand":a21b4]Which Scottish king ran home with his tail between his legs ? was it James? I forget. 9after loosing to the british).[/quote:a21b4]

I can't remember. oOo:




Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

Are ur nipples erect?


Slightly. rock:

Coleman 11-20-2004 04:54 PM

55 degrees here in eastern Pennsylvania rock:

Short Hand 11-20-2004 04:57 PM

"the old pretender" James VIII :).

Bean 2 11-20-2004 04:57 PM

Has your scrotom retracted into your body? Follow up question, can i help get it out?

Vance 11-20-2004 05:00 PM

78F bitches...beat that

imported_Grim_Reaper 11-20-2004 05:01 PM

it was cold last here in new england. it got to as low as -45 (farenheit that is). its starting to reach the 20s more and more now tho.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 11-20-2004 05:09 PM

It's cold here in old England too.

My nipples are erect but not kus of the cold freak:

Swill 11-20-2004 05:13 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":02857]My great great great great great great great great great Grandpa didn't fight in that battle. oOo:[/quote:02857]

Any other useless info you can share with us?


Anyways -6 is damn cold...cant imagine what it`s like...I`m sure your local weather report is having your country stay inside right?

imported_Grim_Reaper 11-20-2004 05:15 PM

[quote=Swill1496]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":3f098
My great great great great great great great great great Grandpa didn't fight in that battle. oOo:

Any other useless info you can share with us?


Anyways -6 is damn cold...cant imagine what it`s like...I`m sure your local weather report is having your country stay inside right?[/quote:3f098]
at 21F? no way. the most you would need is a jacket and maybe you might get hit with a deadly 1ounce snowflake. it is cold but not that cold.

Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 05:17 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":ba161]
at 21F? no way. the most you would need is a jacket and maybe you might get hit with a deadly 1ounce snowflake. it is cold but not that cold.[/quote:ba161]

imwithstupid:


The worst I've been in was around -18C about 8 years ago. That was some cold shit. annoy:

Swill 11-20-2004 05:17 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":647b9][quote=Swill1496]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":647b9
My great great great great great great great great great Grandpa didn't fight in that battle. oOo:

Any other useless info you can share with us?


Anyways -6 is damn cold...cant imagine what it`s like...I`m sure your local weather report is having your country stay inside right?[/quote:647b9]
at 21F? no way. the most you would need is a jacket and maybe you might get hit with a deadly 1ounce snowflake. it is cold but not that cold.[/quote:647b9]

Omg I feel like a tard now... I thought he meant -6F happy:

lasagna 11-20-2004 05:19 PM

stfu- ive been in -20F rolleyes:

Mr.Buttocks 11-20-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freedomfighter
stfu- ive been in -20F rolleyes:

Shame you didn't freeze to death. eek:

Akuma 11-20-2004 06:00 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3650e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by freedomfighter
stfu- ive been in -20F rolleyes:

Shame you didn't freeze to death. eek:[/quote:3650e]
I concur.

lasagna 11-20-2004 06:27 PM

ban: plzdie: eek:

Pick Axe 11-20-2004 06:44 PM

Heh, Its 54 degrees farinheit here!!! I would love it if it just stayed 40 degrees all year long.

@/\/G3L 11-20-2004 07:11 PM

I dont know how cold it was but my watch battery froze when i was camping.

Short Hand 11-20-2004 07:13 PM

lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.

@/\/G3L 11-20-2004 07:14 PM

[quote="Short Hand":4ee74]lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.[/quote:4ee74]

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.

Coleman 11-20-2004 07:16 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":9c325][quote="Short Hand":9c325]lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.[/quote:9c325]

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:9c325]shut up and leave before you mess this thread up any more. Why dont you go hiking/camping again like NOW.

@/\/G3L 11-20-2004 07:17 PM

[quote=Coleman][quote="@/\/G3L":14044]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":14044
lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:14044]shut up and leave before you mess this thread up any more. Why dont you go hiking/camping again like NOW.[/quote:14044]
cause i threw out my back. and i have cuts on my feet. but yes i would be if i could carry a pack and walk.

Pick Axe 11-20-2004 07:27 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":98782][quote="Short Hand":98782]lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.[/quote:98782]

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:98782]

I like the cold.....

TonyMontana 11-20-2004 07:29 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":e65c6][quote="Short Hand":e65c6]lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.[/quote:e65c6]

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:e65c6]

hmm......yep, i think you're an assdad

Tripper 11-21-2004 09:06 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":78569][quote=Coleman][quote="@/\/G3L":78569]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":78569
lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:78569]shut up and leave before you mess this thread up any more. Why dont you go hiking/camping again like NOW.[/quote:78569]
cause i threw out my back. and i have cuts on my feet. but yes i would be if i could carry a pack and walk.[/quote:78569]


Hah, what a fucking moron.

bukdez 11-22-2004 08:43 AM

[quote="@/\/G3L":059ee][quote="Short Hand":059ee]lol pussies, it goes -40C, without the windchill factors in january. Snot freezes to your face.[/quote:059ee]

thats cause yoru a dumbfuck canadian whos to ignorant to move to a warmer climate.[/quote:059ee]

It snows and gets cold in other places than Canada you worthless mind-void, ever been to Alaska?...

Crazy Canadian 11-22-2004 08:56 AM

-6...pussy


and @/\/G3L your one of the most ignorant faggy americans i've ever talked to


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