The official what would you do thread....:)
 

Ok ..so the deal is if you were in a situation what would you do...

What would do if you were in a public bathroom and pissed your pants and out side was a huge crowd?

A.Stay in stalls
B.Just Cover it with little bit of shirt you have and act like nothing happens..

piss in them again so they look REALLY wet , then go outside.

pull up your pants and do the erkel dance

rock:

make some shit up guys...

What would you do if you had a first date and you were at the movies and had to lay a fatty fart...While watching it...

A: Do it...
B:Keep Sweating and holding it in...
C:look retarded and move slowly to the bathrooms

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maybe thats why i dont have a gf eek:

make your cell phone ring...and leave the room

pour water al over them and say the toilet over flowed, or the sink malfuntioned duh.

[quote="Short Hand":0ac88]pour water al over them and say the toilet over flowed, or the sink malfuntioned duh.[/quote:0ac88]

Ok ..the rules are simple..after the answer you make a "What would you do..." thing....

for all of you guys biggrin:

why would you piss your pants in a bathroom? oOo:

For $500,000 USD, what would you rather do?

a.) Jump into a pool of loogies and swim for 10mins (There would be a loooooong line of people and one would spit a loogie in. Next person in lines steps up and spits another one in, etc. It would be filled up to the top with different people's loogies)

b.) Eat 2lbs of your sibling's shit. (the sibling part tops it off biggrin: )

a. i alread ate this morning

Re: The official what would you do thread....:)
 

C. Ill take my pants off and walk outside naked rock:

I would be in a public restroom so I would know to pull my pants down and piss in the toilet not in my pants.

/next map

D: Give her a Dutch Oven...

jack off and say whwen i was beating it fell in the toilet

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No.

okokokokokokoko i got one

would you rather......

a) see your parents having sex with your dog?

or.....

b) see your dog having sex with your parents?

the question of the day.

oOo: plzdie:

you like? biggrin:

It would be clever if it were funny - But it's not.

would you rather

A) Have your schlong cut off
B) Get shot in the head (die)

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":82196]would you rather

A) Have your schlong cut off
B) Get shot in the head (die)[/quote:82196] oOo:

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":17c76]would you rather

A) Have your schlong cut off
B) Get shot in the head (die)[/quote:17c76]

Shot in the head

Ok lets heres ur situation: Ur at a party and theres this amzingly hott chick there. SO u chat her up and before u know whats what, shes givingu a blow in a bedroom. Then through scary events beyond your control, u learn that she is in fact a man, but still bobbing away. DO you:

a) Let him get go at it as long as he likes, then kill him

b) Get his number

c) Tell him to get off your dick and kill him

d) Just take it and never talk to him again

e) Buttsechs

EEEEEEE

just tell him to hurry up... 'thats what friends are for...' [/martin lawrence]...

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":366d9]would you rather

A) Have your schlong cut off
B) Get shot in the head (die)[/quote:366d9]

I like how you have to clarify that a headshot results in a death.

I'd pick death.