Things People Don't know about you
 

I talk to myself ALOT, I have conversations with myself and I even have conversations with myself about how I have conversations with myself.

My dad sometimes knocks on my door and asks who I'm talking to. and I just say no one.

anything people dont about you?

I have a dead fetus attached to my lower right thigh.

I call him larry. We like to hold hands and talk about personal things, hes a good listener.

I try to sing songs using sol-fedge when I'm alone.

im gay

You're crazy, go to a therapist or psychiatrist.

I'm actually a Conservative Fundamentalist Christian.

gerv: talks to himself, and now he plays with himself,...in more ways than one id assume

I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img]

ahahhaha

poor gervis

ps post pr0n pw's

pm homotron.

i'm writing a movie script cry:

I got judas a job as a fluffer.

[tripper] I FuCk DuDez[/tripper]

i have Social Anxiety




plus im high right now

i pwn noobs

i eat my own shit

Im jamaican

when i belch and fart at the same time, i see god

i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).

[quote="Short Hand":fcbd5]i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).[/quote:fcbd5]

Warts!!!! eek:

im in love with samuel eto'o

me 2! im the brother of the host so i get everything.. ... i mean everythign i want from pills to booze

i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps

i can type really well drunk/high cant i?

stfu, someone post the drunk on the interweb pic.. sleeping:

[img]http://www.netalbum.gr/data/media/87/drunk_mouse.jpg[/img]

heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.

ROFL

at the citadel they catch guys jerking off all the time in their rooms...they make them wear a white glove on the hand they were jerking with and walk around with it on for like a week. during meal formations they have to go to the middle of the quad where everyone can see them and start waving....but to me that wouldnt be the most embaressing part....having all of your professors and the old majors/colonels/generals see you walking around with it would have to be emaressing as hell.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3fa6]I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img][/quote:e3fa6]

Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:

[quote=Swill1496]Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:[/quote:94205]
you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..*

[quote="Eight Ace":33d2d][quote=Swill1496]Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:[/quote:33d2d]
you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..*[/quote:33d2d]
happy: +1

i can talk to squirrels...

Amen biggrin:

Another one is, I cant lean over and give me self a bj cry:

I am 6'3", 195 lbs, and I am one of the weakest guys at my school. oOo:

i like to pretend my pillow is a hot girl.....

















so i chokeslam it through a table

[quote="Jin-Roh":06621]I am 6'3", 195 lbs, and I am one of the weakest guys at my school. oOo:[/quote:06621]


195 is a bit light for someone whos 6'3" ...

im 5'11" and 175..

i am hacking your pc

Well, I tend to think out conversations in my head. Like, I think out what someone would say if I asked them this or that.

Mabey I have an active immagination, mabey I'm a scitzo, I dunno.

What someone doesn't know about me??..not a hell of alot, i'm not a secretive type but.........

I like toasted waffles with cream cheese and jelly. Is that secretive enough??

No, bagels with cream cheese and salami is more secretive than that.