I done hurt my D*#k hand
 

Well today was about the shittiest monday I have had in a long time. About 1/2 an hour before I was about to go home from work I smashed my thumb with a crow bar. I hit it good with that I'm going to kill you kinda swing.


This is a pic of my left and right thumb, notice the swelling.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Hybrid007/smashthumb.jpg[/img]



So I hop in the car with the intension of going to the hospital and I get about five minutes from work and my Transmision goes for the shits. I cost me 100$ to tow the fucking thing. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate mondays. cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

owned. j/k. dude that sucks.

ow damn that looks painful

[quote="@/\/G3L":27c0c]owned. j/k. dude that sucks.[/quote:27c0c]


Dude, funny you should say that, cuase after I smashed my them I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"

that sucks. just dont go on a murderous rampage.

I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.

stfu

[quote="@/\/G3L":81da8]I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.[/quote:81da8]

was that before or after recess?

[quote=Bleuachdu]was that before or after recess?[/quote:660d9] biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: [img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_loling.gif[/img][img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_cuss.gif[/img] cuss:

[quote=Bleuachdu]was that before or after recess?[/quote:0b6df]or maybe it was in the stairwell where he eats his lunch.

[quote=Judas] biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: cuss:[/quote:50958]

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I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square

[quote=Bleuachdu][img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/lets_do_it_wild.gif[/img]

I think it was actually right after naptime with that l337 carpet square[/quote:49729]+1 for mentioning the carpet square

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PS - appologies for derailing this thread... good luck with the car, new trans = $$$$$$

nahh it was when we were unloading fruit cause our band is to poor to pay for a trip we have to do manual labor to pay for one. with our luck we may get that trip to the local prison and be able to play some songs for them.

[quote=Hybrid]
I thought to myself " shit man ......you just owned yourself"[/quote:e3bed]

ROFL! i say that to myself ALL the time.

[quote="@/\/G3L":e3bed]nahh it was when we were unloading fruit cause our band is to poor to pay for a trip we have to do manual labor to pay for one. with our luck we may get that trip to the local prison and be able to play some songs for them.[/quote:e3bed]

....God your life is sad....

looks like somebodys got a case of the mondays

pfsh. im happy with my life.

Can you still jack-off?

damn

YA but I have to use the Cincinnati back hand technique.

sit on your hand till its numb... "the stranger"...

Damn this makes me laugh.

[url:9097b]http://dickhand.ytmnd.com/[/url:9097b]

wtf movie is that...phone booth?

I think so.......haven't seen the movie though.

it is

shitty dude.

lmfao +1

wait how did you take the picture with both of your hands in the picture?
self timer?

[quote="@/\/G3L":4cf84]I said owned today. But that was because i crushed a beatle that was like 4 inches long. Made a nice squish. And i just stood back and yelled OWED MOTHA' FUCKA'. Funny to everyone who knew what owned meant.[/quote:4cf84]

and I said "You're Gay!"

sleeping:

[quote=RaNgeR]and I said "You're Gay!"

sleeping:[/quote:ae9f0]

sleeping: rolleyes:

on the transmisson: Few weeks ago I went to pull into a parking lot andI coulnt get my car out of 5th gear, ends up it was a fork in the transmisson, cost me less than the tow and it took me about an hour to fix. So don't think its shot right away.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":a0ac1]on the transmisson: Few weeks ago I went to pull into a parking lot andI coulnt get my car out of 5th gear, ends up it was a fork in the transmisson, cost me less than the tow and it took me about an hour to fix. So don't think its shot right away.[/quote:a0ac1]

My fingers are crossed.

[quote="@/\/G3L":7ac27]wait how did you take the picture with both of your hands in the picture?
self timer?[/quote:7ac27]

yep

what exactly happened to the transmisson?