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harpua 12-08-2004 08:00 PM

perverted holidays
 
is anyone else pissed off that christmas (and other holidays in this season) have been so warped by commericals and sales and stuff these days? like, everyone has some stupid commercial with some turdchomp wearing a santa suit saying 'buy this'. i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents. dont get me wrong, presents are 1337, but when people get trampled on black friday for shitty merchandise in a shitty store *cough*cough*walmart*cough*, there is no good left in christmas. i am also disgusted with these stupid commercials comming on at thanksgiving, what the fuck, thats like a billion days away from christmas. santa has no right sticking his fat ass in thanksgiving. i just want to eat, pass out and wake up with a turkey hangover, not go shopping. i dunno, maybe its just because im jewish (although my mom and grandparents still celebrate christmas) i dont get it. anyone else feel the same way?

random fact, over the course of a day, the average american is exposed to over 200 advertisements.

Madmartagen 12-08-2004 08:05 PM

Christmas would be better w/o that whole Jesus thing.

lasagna 12-08-2004 08:07 PM

oh yeah that whole "jesus" thing rolleyes: nag:

TonyMontana 12-08-2004 08:08 PM

i hope that was sarcastic joke madmart lol

Jin-Roh 12-08-2004 08:08 PM

Jesus built a shitty bridge to walk on water. If he wasn't such a good carpenter, that bridge would have collapsed under-water. oOo:

Oh and Jesus was a first class diver in the Royal Navy.

Madmartagen 12-08-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i hope that was sarcastic joke madmart lol

cool:
+1

Mr.Buttocks 12-08-2004 08:14 PM

It is the best of times. It is the worst of times. It is the time of times.


It is.

1080jibber 12-08-2004 08:19 PM

[url:d5d5e]http://www.parasite.tv/trailers/jesus.wmv[/url:d5d5e]

Jin-Roh 12-08-2004 08:19 PM

I am in it for the egg nog.

Tripper 12-08-2004 08:56 PM

I celebrate the hatching of baby jesus's egg.

guarnere 12-08-2004 09:01 PM

I work at Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart ruins all holidays.

ITS THE WORST PLACE TO WORK...NEVER WORK THERE.

wallbash:

Bucknub 12-08-2004 09:04 PM

Christmas is meh....

pest 12-08-2004 09:05 PM

Christmas is fine as it is.

Everything is overcommercialized. We see adds every day. Have a backbone and use your own judgement instead of what the ads say.

Bleuachdu 12-08-2004 09:09 PM

Re: perverted holidays
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents.

beer: I agree 100% sir.

TonyMontana 12-08-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I celebrate the hatching of baby jesus's egg.

hahahah

Judas 12-08-2004 09:26 PM

christmas suks.

Pyro 12-08-2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Christmas would be better w/o that whole Jesus thing.


Madmartagen 12-08-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
I work at Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart ruins all holidays.

ITS THE WORST PLACE TO WORK...NEVER WORK THERE.

wallbash:

I believe that. I went there one time for some last minute shopping for Christmas and the cashier was sneezing and blowing her snot out everywhere. She told me that managment told them to keep their shift no matter what, if anyone called in sick or didnt show up, they would be fired or never scheduled to work again.

lasagna 12-08-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
christmas suks.

ed: ed:

Akuma 12-09-2004 04:01 AM

Yule > Chirstmas


Christians should come up with their own holidays rather than ripping off and covering up the old pagan ones. rolleyes:


'Chirstmas' Tree.... lol.....

CoMaToSe 12-09-2004 04:38 AM

It pisses me off.... some ultra liberal congressmen want to take the God and Jesus out of Christmas the same way that they stopped ppl teaching that the pilgrims were thanking God on thanksgiving day? I mean, without jesus, what is christmas? Another manufactured holiday for ppl to go out and eat turkey and buy lots of shit.

CoMaToSe 12-09-2004 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
christmas suks.

No wonder they call u Judas oOo: oOo: the_finger:

Short Hand 12-09-2004 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
It pisses me off.... some ultra liberal congressmen want to take the God and Jesus out of Christmas the same way that they stopped ppl teaching that the pilgrims were thanking God on thanksgiving day? I mean, without jesus, what is christmas? Another manufactured holiday for ppl to go out and eat turkey and buy lots of shit.

I am sure on christmas, your thinking more about jesus then that new chip of ram in your stocking rolleyes:

CoMaToSe 12-09-2004 05:40 AM

[quote="Short Hand":def70]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
It pisses me off.... some ultra liberal congressmen want to take the God and Jesus out of Christmas the same way that they stopped ppl teaching that the pilgrims were thanking God on thanksgiving day? I mean, without jesus, what is christmas? Another manufactured holiday for ppl to go out and eat turkey and buy lots of shit.

I am sure on christmas, your thinking more about jesus then that new chip of ram in your stocking rolleyes:[/quote:def70]
STFU rolleyes:

Zoner 12-09-2004 06:56 AM

Re: perverted holidays
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents.

beer: I agree 100% sir.

Thank God. I thought I was the only one here who actually likes the holidays. I love Christmas, man. I was raised in a house with Christmas traditions and have fond memories of Christmas from my youth.

I feel sorry for those who didn't have that as a youngster.

Tripper 12-09-2004 11:21 AM

Re: perverted holidays
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents.

beer: I agree 100% sir.

Thank God. I thought I was the only one here who actually likes the holidays. I love Christmas, man. I was raised in a house with Christmas traditions and have fond memories of Christmas from my youth.

I feel sorry for those who didn't have that as a youngster.


I did, so christmas is always a pleasant time of year for me.

Coleman 12-09-2004 01:23 PM

[quote="Short Hand":bb6e2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
It pisses me off.... some ultra liberal congressmen want to take the God and Jesus out of Christmas the same way that they stopped ppl teaching that the pilgrims were thanking God on thanksgiving day? I mean, without jesus, what is christmas? Another manufactured holiday for ppl to go out and eat turkey and buy lots of shit.

I am sure on christmas, your thinking more about jesus then that new chip of ram in your stocking rolleyes:[/quote:bb6e2]I do. Plus, I really don't get anything for Christmas except for a big meal...we stopped the whole gift giving when I was in 7th grade or so.

evenflow 12-09-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
christmas suks.

No wonder they call u Judas oOo: oOo: the_finger:

ROFL

Milla 12-09-2004 03:02 PM

Re: perverted holidays
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents.

beer: I agree 100% sir.

Thank God. I thought I was the only one here who actually likes the holidays. I love Christmas, man. I was raised in a house with Christmas traditions and have fond memories of Christmas from my youth.

I feel sorry for those who didn't have that as a youngster.


Tripper 12-09-2004 03:03 PM

Re: perverted holidays
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
i might sound old fashoned, but christmas and this season should be about family, not presents.

beer: I agree 100% sir.

Thank God. I thought I was the only one here who actually likes the holidays. I love Christmas, man. I was raised in a house with Christmas traditions and have fond memories of Christmas from my youth.

I feel sorry for those who didn't have that as a youngster.



Jin-Roh 12-09-2004 03:07 PM

My family = all broken up

Sister and Mom live in Minnesota.
Dad and Brother live here, but are kinda retarded.

oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-09-2004 03:15 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":f8ee6]Jesus built a shitty bridge to walk on water. If he wasn't such a good carpenter, that bridge would have collapsed under-water. oOo:

Oh and Jesus was a first class diver in the Royal Navy.[/quote:f8ee6]

Hey, me too! That makes the son of God a scuba shipmate rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-09-2004 03:17 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jenny305/perrybible.jpg[/img]

wtf is going on with your sig? is that unicorm shoving its horn in that guys azz or what? eek:

Apocalypse | NoW 12-09-2004 03:45 PM

He has a wang on his forehead oOo: oOo:


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