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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 12-12-2004 03:02 PM

CHRISTMAS CAROLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
 
WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE?


I Saw Three Ships
I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas Day in the morning.
And what was in those ships all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in those ships all three,
On Christmas Day in the morning?

Mary mild and Christ were there,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Mary mild and Christ were there,
On Christmas Day in the morning.
And all the bells on earth did ring,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And all the bells on earth did ring,
On Christmas Day in the morning.

And all the Angels in Heav'n did sing,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And all the Angels in Heav'n did sing,
On Christmas Day in the morning.
Then let us all rejoice again,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
Then let us all rejoice again,
On Christmas Day in the morning!



Adeste Fideles
Laeti triumphantes
Venite, venite in Bethlehem
Natum videte
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus
Dominum
Cantet nunc io
Chorus angelorum
Cantet nunc aula caelestium


Gloria, gloria
In excelsis Deo
Venite adoremus
Dominum
Ergo qui natus
Die hodierna
Jesu, tibi sit gloria
Patris aeterni
Verbum caro factus
Venite adoremus
Dominum


Hark! The herald angels sing,
“Glory to the newborn King;
Peace on earth, and mercy mild,
God and sinners reconciled!”
Joyful, all ye nations rise,
Join the triumph of the skies;
With th’angelic host proclaim,
“Christ is born in Bethlehem!”


Refrain

Hark! the herald angels sing,
“Glory to the newborn King!”

Christ, by highest Heav’n adored;
Christ the everlasting Lord;
Late in time, behold Him come,
Offspring of a virgin’s womb.
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see;
Hail th’incarnate Deity,
Pleased with us in flesh to dwell,
Jesus our Emmanuel.

Refrain

Hail the heav’nly Prince of Peace!
Hail the Sun of Righteousness!
Light and life to all He brings,
Ris’n with healing in His wings.
Mild He lays His glory by,
Born that man no more may die.
Born to raise the sons of earth,
Born to give them second birth.

Refrain

Come, Desire of nations, come,
Fix in us Thy humble home;
Rise, the woman’s conqu’ring Seed,
Bruise in us the serpent’s head.
Now display Thy saving power,
Ruined nature now restore;
Now in mystic union join
Thine to ours, and ours to Thine.

Refrain

Adam’s likeness, Lord, efface,
Stamp Thine image in its place:
Second Adam from above,
Reinstate us in Thy love.
Let us Thee, though lost, regain,
Thee, the Life, the inner man:
O, to all Thyself impart,
Formed in each believing heart.

Swill 12-12-2004 03:03 PM

Drummer boy, And First Noel, and harry connick jr. singing white christmas rock: rock: rock:

12-12-2004 03:07 PM

deck the walls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TonyMontana 12-12-2004 03:29 PM

judas - christmas is suk

Akuma 12-12-2004 03:47 PM

In Flames - Xmas Song

Double U 12-12-2004 04:34 PM

Bob and Doug Mackenzie - 12 Days Of Christmas

Merlin122 12-12-2004 04:37 PM

last christmas i gave you my heart, the very next day; you gave it away...





me and a bunch of friends were singing it to the chef at the local pizzeria (manny's)

@/\/G3L 12-12-2004 05:51 PM

Carols were originally sung by groups of people who walked the street in london looking for missing children. They sang the songs so people wouldnt be afraid that Jack the Ripper was anywhere near. They are called carols because Carol was the child they were looking for. interesting huh.

KTOG 12-12-2004 06:05 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":a3da3]\ interesting huh.[/quote:a3da3]

no

lasagna 12-12-2004 06:32 PM

teh white christmas!!!1

Milla 12-12-2004 08:03 PM

My favorite christmas carol is


Mark:] Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like its a big rock show, please?
[Mark:] Everyone bring out your lighters cause I know you all smoke pot
[Mark:] Now I want you all to sing along with me...

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild


[mark:] Yay! It's Christmas!
[Tom:] Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
[Mark:] Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas...I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
[Tom:] I want one of those in my stocking

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

-Blink182 biggrin:

M-A-A_Winters 12-12-2004 09:13 PM

Anything on the Wynton Marsalis Christmas CD

Duke_of_Ray 12-12-2004 09:20 PM

Silent Night, Oh Come all Ye Faithful, and Dance of the Sugar Plum Ferry(well it has a Christmas sound).

Eight Ace 12-12-2004 11:24 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":61ccf] Oh Come all Ye Faithful[/quote:61ccf]
[url="http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1078"]http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1078[/url]

angel:

Coleman 12-12-2004 11:52 PM

[quote="M-A-A_Winters":89af7]Anything on the Wynton Marsalis Christmas CD[/quote:89af7] beer: rock: beer:

Pyro 12-12-2004 11:52 PM

Opeth - Death Whispered a Lullaby

Zoner 12-13-2004 06:56 AM

Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song
===========================

Hey Santa Claus ya cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey Santa Claus ya cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your knee
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer go and kick Rudolph in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out!

"I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus"

geRV 12-13-2004 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song
===========================

Hey Santa Claus ya cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey Santa Claus ya cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your knee
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer go and kick Rudolph in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out!

"I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus"

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.mar ... 20Cunt.zip

biggrin:

Zoner 12-13-2004 07:13 AM

HAW!! +1

rock:

Eight Ace 12-13-2004 01:05 PM

lol, didn't know Kevin Bloody Wilson was known outside Australia...not very pc is he.. biggrin:

Zoner 12-13-2004 01:08 PM

Nope, and I love it!

"Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?
Because you've got a nice head
and you look pretty honest
This face is leaving in quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it."

rock:

Nyck 12-13-2004 05:55 PM

O Holy Night - Josh Groban...this dude fucking owns this song.

hes a bad ass tenor in his 20's

rock:

9mm BeRetTa 12-13-2004 06:05 PM

DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)
(Allen / Merrell / Saltzberg)
Lou Monte - 1967


Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Santa's got a little friend,
His name is Dominick.
The cutest little donkey,
You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his paisons,
With Dominick he'll be.
Because the reindeer cannot,
Climb the hills of Italy.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Jingle bells around his feet,
And presents on the sled.
Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
On top of Dominick's head.
A pair of shoes for Louie,
And a dress for Josephine.
The labels on the inside says,
They're made in Brooklyn.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Children sing, and clap their hands,
And Dominick starts to dance.
They talk Italian to him,
And he even understands.

Cumpare sing,
Cumpare su,
And dance 'sta tarantel.
When jusamagora comes to town,
And brings du ciuccianello.

Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)

TonyMontana 12-13-2004 06:16 PM

yeah i have that song^ rolleyes:

Judas 12-13-2004 06:30 PM

i cringe whenever i hear any christmas carol. i cant stand entering a "shop" and hearing elevator christmas carols while i shop. ... it makes me want to stab someone.

geRV 12-13-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i cringe whenever i hear any christmas carol. i cant stand entering a "shop" and hearing elevator christmas carols while i shop. ... it makes me want to stab someone.

plzdie:

Coleman 12-13-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i cringe whenever i hear any christmas carol. i cant stand entering a "shop" and hearing elevator christmas carols while i shop. ... it makes me want to stab someone.

lol, i know what you mean. I hate when the stupid mothers take their 6 children with them to shop when they are all a year apart in age. They wheel around the 4-seater baby cart and they park the damn thing right in the middle of the isle. Then the kids that arent in the cart will run around and poke at all the clothes, pull clothes off their hangers/racks, or just wander around staring at you. mad:

Madmartagen 12-13-2004 08:49 PM

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/santa.jpg[/img]

Judas 12-13-2004 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
or just wander around staring at you. mad:

LOOL

Tripper 12-13-2004 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i cringe whenever i hear any christmas carol. i cant stand entering a "shop" and hearing elevator christmas carols while i shop. ... it makes me want to stab someone.


I know what you mean, I feel like I'm walking around in a christmas movie when I'm at the mall.....It's weird and kinda creepy....

Tripper 12-13-2004 09:39 PM

Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis

[Run]
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog oh my God an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

[D.M.C.]
It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
(Christmas melodies)

[Run-D.M.C.]
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the ?orchas out?
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

[D.M.C.]
My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes, lend us an ear
We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


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