Hatchet
 

Ok, I'm officially stoked for this movie.

http://www.hatchetmovie.com/media/20040813_teaser.wmv

The movie is said to be a throwback to '70s/'80s slasher fare...my kinda movie! The film concerns a deformed killer, Victor Crowley, who stalks n' kills a group of folks taking a trip through the Louisiana bayou.

None other than the definitive Jason Voorhees himself, Kane Hodder, has signed on to play the film's maniac. John Carl Buechler (Friday 13th: Pt 7) is slated to do the Special Make-Up and Creature Effects.

Man, how fucking cool is this for any fan of cheesy slasher films. cool:

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dunno about this one.

Looks right up your alley zone.

looks like good oldschool slasher action to me...

Oh, I'm well aware that it has a HIGH probability of sucking moose ass. But, that's cool.

Slashers are supposed to be bad movies. happy:

[url:d09c5]http://www.freep.com/news/statewire/sw108694_20041214.htm[/url:d09c5]

jesus christ ed:

That's fucking creepy, Bleu. ed:

Hold me.

GG teen actors in roles of victims

rock:

All the better when Kane splits their wigs with an axe.

plus youll probably get to see some hot teen ass.

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Yep!

looks good, I'l see it.

Not sure if it'll get a theatrical release. Might be Direct-to-DVD.

Wouldn't surprise me. I'll still see it, though.

someone posted this on caa a while back ...


http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/darkness/

i saw a com for it on tv ... looks ok but it kind of looks like grudge/ring/xxxx, type flick... honestly im kind of getting sick of this kind of horror flick. it ll be a nice change of pace to see some murder by hammer/axe/kitchen knife.

I was looking for a shitty picture of detroit and I stumbled across this picture of my street:

[img]http://www.steveandolivia.com/steve/photos/0501/detroit.jpg[/img]

I live in that building straight above the red car.

man i thought this would be about the book by Gary Paulsen...what a fucking let-down.

that isn't a very hard thing to do.

There is a building above the car?

Won't the building crush it?

Sorry to disappoint you, professor.

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rolleyes:

"An elementary school teacher was found guilty of first-degree murder Tuesday in the death of her husband, whom she hacked to death with a hatchet. "

-For some reason I find the above extremely arousing eek:

this movie looks fucking bad ass

gg gravedig...but I have news!

Video clip of some behind the scenes stuff with Robert Englund! He's been cast in the movie now. How fucking awesome is THAT??

http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modu ... e&sid=1936

Me = stoked

Wheeshed!

Zoner should be in a movie. In fact, he looks like the kind of guy that should be one of the heros in a horror type film. rock:

Nah, I'd be the fat chucklehead who gets pwned while doing beer funnels or eating bbq ribs or something...

That'd be awesome.

I was thinking of the book about the kids that plane crashes in the wilderness and he has to survive with only his hatchet. I am so sad now.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2015d]I was thinking of the book about the kids that plane crashes in the wilderness and he has to survive with only his hatchet. I am so sad now.[/quote:2015d]

I've read that book.....Weird.

[quote=Tripper]I've read that book.....Weird.[/quote:d085f]

Let's pretend we bith don't know this, ok?

This trailer is black too. loney: loney:

EDIT: Fuck off with the emoticon spam

Machette r teh panzor!!!!!

[quote=Tripper]I've read that book.....Weird.[/quote:8d18a]
I've read it also.


As for the movie, looks like it has a chance of making it to theaters.

The guy in your sig looks like Pvt. Jaxxsunz

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It's Simon Pegg as Bub the Zombie in "Land of the Dead".

On-topic: Rumour has it that either Lion's Gate Films or New Line Cinema will pick this movie up. Hope it gets a theatrical release. Direct-to-DVD is embarrassing.

Stay on topic, muppet. mad: