oh noes!
 

I had 95 quid in the bank so I asked everyone what they wanted for Christmas & said 'Course I'll buy ya that no probs!!'

Then I went on a two day happy place spree, got fukd out my face & spent all of it on booze ed:

ban:

Wow your fucking screwed, do you get another paycheck anytime soon?Perhaps I could pay you for some services.... biggrin:

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":5c278]Wow your fucking screwed, do you get another paycheck anytime soon?Perhaps I could pay you for some services.... biggrin:[/quote:5c278]

wuts yor numba babeh?

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2989a][quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":2989a]Wow your fucking screwed, do you get another paycheck anytime soon?Perhaps I could pay you for some services.... biggrin:[/quote:2989a]

wuts yor numba babeh?[/quote:2989a]1-800-Tiara-Dick,they call me the crown cock happy:

thats awesome.... bunny owns...

oOo: Right.

Pretty much boned then aren't ya, booze > all ..

oOo:

you can decorate the beer bottles and give it to them.....

Some nice glitter and bows, that'd look so festive.

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":a3139] oOo: Right.[/quote:a3139]

wtf is that supposed to mean?... i think it's a great story because it's something I would do...

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":72226]Some nice glitter and bows, that'd look so festive.[/quote:72226]


there ya go ... problem solved

or you can whore yourself out to fat chicks for 50 bucks each....

[quote=bukdez]wtf is that supposed to mean?... i think it's a great story because it's something I would do...[/quote:7fd12]Quite random...Awesome is losing 95 bucks and then drinking all the shit u bought with said 95 bucks. oOo:

how much is quid in $?

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":dbdc6]how much is quid in $?[/quote:dbdc6]

£95 = about $185 so yes its very oOo:

.71 English pounds= 1 US dollar
.44 English pounds= 1 Canadian dollar

around there.

I see, so your poor then?

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":63614].71 English pounds= 1 US dollar
.44 English pounds= 1 Canadian dollar

around there.[/quote:63614]


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Just steal the presents for them....Then you can join the cool kids club. No girls allowed.

NO GURLZ OR GREWN-UPZ ALLOWEAD

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":f9b14]NO GURLZ OR GREWN-UPZ ALLOWEAD[/quote:f9b14]

rolleyes:

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":a7636][quote=bukdez]wtf is that supposed to mean?... i think it's a great story because it's something I would do...[/quote:a7636]Quite random...Awesome is losing 95 bucks and then drinking all the shit u bought with said 95 bucks. oOo:[/quote:a7636]

that didn't make sense... are you drinking?...

[quote=bukdez][quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":ae3ae]Quite random...Awesome is losing 95 bucks and then drinking all the shit u bought with said 95 bucks. oOo:[/quote:ae3ae]

that didn't make sense... are you drinking?...[/quote:ae3ae]Yes..I feel so dirty...embrace me loney:

errrrybody in da club getting tipsy

give them IOU's

How about slags?

I have a £40 cheque but I don't know how long it will take to clear if I bank it on Monday. eek:

five-packs of silk cuts for everyone!...

buy one pack of cigarettes, and give them each one.

[quote="Grim_Reaper":b102b]buy one pack of cigarettes, and give them each one.[/quote:b102b]It'll be a hit with the kids!

treat them to a movie?

I dont know, movie tickets are pretty pricy....factor in treats/drinks.

give them all a blow job.

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":7442b][quote="Grim_Reaper":7442b]buy one pack of cigarettes, and give them each one.[/quote:7442b]It'll be a hit with the kids![/quote:7442b]
everybody needs to start somewhere!

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I see this fucking commercial pretty much every day on the fucking Spokane channels I get. My god, how annoying that fucking tree worm thing is.

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ROFL, if i was a under the age of 10 id wet myself if that thing appeared in my dreams, f'ing scary looking loney:

I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

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perhaps this will work rock:

lamof.

tampon slippers?

wtf bunny eek: