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Hollywood 12-20-2004 10:26 AM

2004: A Look Back on Another S***ty Year in Gaming
 
SA has a really funny article today on the front page, I chuckled a few times, especially at the GTA: SA description.

http://www.somethingawful.com

[DAS REICH]Blitz 12-20-2004 10:27 AM

Good find, laughed a few times...+1\
[quote:18e80]Though I am loathe to admit it, Vin Diesel's game was better than John Carmack's. All the same, puking on your shirt is better than shitting your pants and I would not recommend either.[/quote:18e80]

Jin-Roh 12-20-2004 10:41 AM

Good.

Maplegyver 12-20-2004 10:43 AM

emo

Jin-Roh 12-20-2004 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by maple
emo


Hahahahahaha... Maybe.

Zoner 12-20-2004 10:55 AM

heh heh

Good read. beer:

9mm BeRetTa 12-20-2004 11:06 AM

Sounds like a Maddox wannabe. Some of his lines are funny, but it gets old real quick.

Hollywood 12-20-2004 11:41 AM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":07ac1]Sounds like a Maddox wannabe. Some of his lines are funny, but it gets old real quick.[/quote:07ac1]

Sorry, but Maddox is not funny nor is he original. He tries to pull off the whole angst-driven mad-against-the-world routine where he is better then everyone else but instead of coming off as comedy it just comes off as boring rehashed dialogue.

While SA may have many articles that are not funny in my eyes every so often they come up with something witty. While sarcasm is at the root of many of thier articles they are still entertaining to read, and that's saying a lot considering how many of these "fake-news" sites are out there, it's defninitely quantity over quality.

Maplegyver 12-20-2004 11:48 AM

[quote=Hollywood]
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Originally Posted by "9mm BeRetTa":5d04d
Sounds like a Maddox wannabe. Some of his lines are funny, but it gets old real quick.

Sorry, but Maddox is not funny nor is he original. He tries to pull off the whole angst-driven mad-against-the-world routine where he is better then everyone else but instead of coming off as comedy it just comes off as boring rehashed dialogue.

[/quote:5d04d]
i cuncur

Pyro 12-20-2004 12:06 PM

He is right about COD.

Tripper 12-20-2004 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
He is right about COD.

Meh.

I seem to remember you saying you never even played it....Which means your opinion doesn't mean shit.

Pyro 12-20-2004 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Pyro
He is right about COD.

Meh.

I seem to remember you saying you never even played it....Which means your opinion doesn't mean shit.

Ive played it, but only once. I played some russian mission for SP and I played MP. I haven't seen AI this bad in SP, and the MP bore me after 10 minutes.

Doctor Duffy 12-20-2004 01:05 PM

...how was CoD's AI BAD? They took cover, retreated to cover behind them when you advanced, peaked out from edges, never once not responded...I dont even know why he put CoD in there. Funny article, though.

Pyro 12-20-2004 01:07 PM

As much of anyone says GTA SA is a cash grab, COD is no different. The difference is one bash grab is actually a fun game.

Tripper 12-20-2004 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
As much of anyone says GTA SA is a cash grab, COD is no different. The difference is one bash grab is actually a fun game.

No the difference is you own one and you don't own the other so the one you don't own is automnatically the 'shit' one simply because YOU don't have it, so it MUST be the worst game out, because your opinion on games is infallible, right?

Zoner 12-20-2004 01:35 PM

CoD is great fun. Pyro is the anti-fun.

[img]http://images.misupply.com/products/original/Snarling%20Dogs/sdpwsbww.jpg[/img]

Tripper 12-20-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
CoD is great fun. Pyro is the anti-fun.

[img]http://images.misupply.com/products/original/Snarling%20Dogs/sdpwsbww.jpg[/img]

ROFL

bukdez 12-20-2004 01:42 PM

i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Hollywood 12-20-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Yes because it takes one person to "make" a game. Maybe you should take the article for what it is instead of over analyzing it, laugh a little or kill yourself and save humanity the trouble of having to deal with you.

Pyro 12-20-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
As much of anyone says GTA SA is a cash grab, COD is no different. The difference is one bash grab is actually a fun game.

No the difference is you own one and you don't own the other so the one you don't own is automnatically the 'shit' one simply because YOU don't have it, so it MUST be the worst game out, because your opinion on games is infallible, right?

I like games Ive never owned.

bukdez 12-20-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Yes because it takes one person to "make" a game. Maybe you should take the article for what it is instead of over analyzing it, laugh a little or kill yourself and save humanity the trouble of having to deal with you.

are you fucking retarded?... maybe you should apply your own theory when you read my post... i guess you've never bothered to read my posts before, or you'd know i'm not a fucking idiot... take your emo/suicide bullshit insults and fire 'em up your own ass pally, i laugh all the time... in fact i'm laughing at you right now, thanks for making my day!...

descry 12-20-2004 03:04 PM

gaming hasnt had a good year since mohaa

eeves 12-20-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
CoD is great fun. Pyro is the anti-fun.

[img]http://images.misupply.com/products/original/Snarling%20Dogs/sdpwsbww.jpg[/img]

Lmao rock:

Judas 12-20-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
emo


strvs 12-20-2004 03:38 PM

pretty funny cool:

Tripper 12-20-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coubLacka
gaming hasnt had a good year since mohaa

......Mohaa sucked.... oOo:

ninty 12-20-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by coubLacka
gaming hasnt had a good year since mohaa

......Mohaa sucked.... oOo:


@/\/G3L 12-20-2004 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by coubLacka
gaming hasnt had a good year since mohaa

......Mohaa sucked.... oOo:

hake:

Hollywood 12-20-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Yes because it takes one person to "make" a game. Maybe you should take the article for what it is instead of over analyzing it, laugh a little or kill yourself and save humanity the trouble of having to deal with you.

are you fucking retarded?... maybe you should apply your own theory when you read my post... i guess you've never bothered to read my posts before, or you'd know i'm not a fucking idiot... take your emo/suicide bullshit insults and fire 'em up your own ass pally, i laugh all the time... in fact i'm laughing at you right now, thanks for making my day!...

Guess what? Trying to reference proof that you are in fact not an idiot makes you an even bigger moron, no one cares that you can pretend to have an iota of intelligence on the internet, and for this you should kill yourself. I say this because if you care that much how smart you APPEAR on the internet, your real life must truly suck.

Tripper 12-20-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Yes because it takes one person to "make" a game. Maybe you should take the article for what it is instead of over analyzing it, laugh a little or kill yourself and save humanity the trouble of having to deal with you.

are you fucking retarded?... maybe you should apply your own theory when you read my post... i guess you've never bothered to read my posts before, or you'd know i'm not a fucking idiot... take your emo/suicide bullshit insults and fire 'em up your own ass pally, i laugh all the time... in fact i'm laughing at you right now, thanks for making my day!...

Guess what? Trying to reference proof that you are in fact not an idiot makes you an even bigger moron, no one cares that you can pretend to have an iota of intelligence on the internet, and for this you should kill yourself. I say this because if you care that much how smart you APPEAR on the internet, your real life must truly suck.

Hollyn00b, just stfu, no-one appreciates your contribution. Eat a shoe.

Duke_of_Ray 12-20-2004 09:41 PM

El funneh los seniors.

bukdez 12-21-2004 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
i think the author of that article should stfu and make his own games...

Yes because it takes one person to "make" a game. Maybe you should take the article for what it is instead of over analyzing it, laugh a little or kill yourself and save humanity the trouble of having to deal with you.

are you fucking retarded?... maybe you should apply your own theory when you read my post... i guess you've never bothered to read my posts before, or you'd know i'm not a fucking idiot... take your emo/suicide bullshit insults and fire 'em up your own ass pally, i laugh all the time... in fact i'm laughing at you right now, thanks for making my day!...

Guess what? Trying to reference proof that you are in fact not an idiot makes you an even bigger moron, no one cares that you can pretend to have an iota of intelligence on the internet, and for this you should kill yourself. I say this because if you care that much how smart you APPEAR on the internet, your real life must truly suck.

dude you just don't get it do you?... you're the one who freaked out and brought up suicide... i said I'm not an idiot in reference to your challange of me understanding the article... i don't have to pretend to be intellegent... i have a university degree to do that for me... so sit down, stfu, and take a chill pill, you know fuck all about my life you worthless twat... and maybe when a good friend of yours kill himself, you'll understand how ignorant suicide jokes make you look...

this is the last thing I have to say on this... I've never had a beef with you before, in fact i've always found your knowledge of films and your movie memorabilia collection to be interesting, its just to bad that you are so fucking stupid that i need to put a "/sarcasm" or some kind of smilie in my posts to prevent you from getting your panties in a knot...

so fuck you, captain over-analysis...

Maplegyver 12-21-2004 07:35 AM

owned

[DAS REICH]Blitz 12-21-2004 08:37 AM

Bukdez for the win... spank:

Mr.Buttocks 12-21-2004 10:51 AM

Everyone calmdown:, Santa's cumming.

Albow0001 12-21-2004 11:05 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":19d58]Everyone calmdown:, Santa's cumming.[/quote:19d58]

Mr B, will you run away with me?

Mr.Buttocks 12-21-2004 11:14 PM

[quote=Albow0001]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":e772e
Everyone calmdown:, Santa's cumming.

Mr B, will you run away with me?[/quote:e772e]



Yes, but only after I've opened my Christmas presents. dance:

Machette 12-21-2004 11:15 PM

people owning each other left and right... cool:

Albow0001 12-21-2004 11:22 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":0103b][quote=Albow0001]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":0103b
Everyone calmdown:, Santa's cumming.

Mr B, will you run away with me?[/quote:0103b]



Yes, but only after I've opened my Christmas presents. dance:[/quote:0103b]

Baby, i AM your present, now get working on this fuckin' package.
PS: [url:0103b]http://www.steamsteamlol.com[/url:0103b]


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