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Innoxx 12-31-2004 03:56 AM

If you were in a Zombie movie...
 
What would you pack around in terms of killing them?

Personally, I'd find an old medievel mase, it'll pretty much cave in the heads of many zombies with a few swipes. I like guns, but they're eventually right out of ammunition, and really the only way to kill a zombie is if you turn their heads into mush; so good aim would be a must. It'd be cool to have a sawn-off shotgun just in case though.

elitecloud 12-31-2004 04:04 AM

[img]http://www.cmmginc.com/cmmg_images/tbl_images/Receivers%20Firearms/SAW.jpg[/img]

i'd tear em up




or just a base ball bat, but if they come in swarms iam pretty much done for cuz i'll get tired of swingin


a rv would be nice, till it ran out of gas

......hmmm good question

Mr.Buttocks 12-31-2004 04:24 AM

A gang of angry Muslims.

Crazy Canadian 12-31-2004 04:25 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":cf019]A gang of angry Muslims.[/quote:cf019] happy:

Innoxx 12-31-2004 04:39 AM

What are you trying to say with your sig, Crazy?

Jakke 12-31-2004 04:57 AM

shotgun, chainsaw, baseballbat, hockey stick, some knives and my mother

...that shall keep them away

elstatec 12-31-2004 05:28 AM

a solar power lazer gun.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-31-2004 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
What are you trying to say with your sig, Crazy?

I think he's implying that the africans are animals. annoy:

I'd just stay on the top of a building and wait by the door with a bat and get them one by one.

Godsmack 12-31-2004 08:29 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":dc482]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
What are you trying to say with your sig, Crazy?

I think he's implying that the africans are animals. annoy:

I'd just stay on the top of a building and wait by the door with a bat and get them one by one.[/quote:dc482]


what would you do for food then?

id get a shotgun... or uhh... would these zombie's be the gay fast runing or the slow moving 1ns... If they were the fast 1ns id get my car... if they were slow yeah id go with the bat and shotgun

Zoner 12-31-2004 09:01 AM

Keep to the rooftops for sure. Something that could do a lot of damage would be dandy...gasoline bomb or some shit.

I certainly wouldn't venture out into the street like every single dumbfuck in zombie movies. hake:

geRV 12-31-2004 09:26 AM

Shotgun, few petrol bombs, m-60 biggrin:

Pyro 12-31-2004 09:27 AM

RoboNed

Mr_Gl@ss 12-31-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I certainly wouldn't venture out into the street like every single dumbfuck in zombie movies. hake:

And then split up and go off by yourself..... hake:


"Captin! Over here! I've found something! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!"

Zoner 12-31-2004 09:35 AM

HAW! Exactly.

"I can't stay here any more! I'm gonna go kick some undead ass!"

/leaves
/promptly disemboweled

"Brains."

Miscguy 12-31-2004 09:40 AM

I prefer the classic sword. Good reach, pretty much whatever you hit it with will either die, or lose part of it anatomy.

Naturally that is fall back after running out of other home made ordinance, and rifle rounds. A good one way choke point with zombie proof exits is a must. IE a ladder to a second floor or such.

Merlin122 12-31-2004 09:55 AM

molotov cocktails, spas-12, .45 calibur pistol, machette, thompson submachinegun with 100 round drum. of course i could barely move with all this shit on me, but its all nice to have. you'd never want to use a knife against a zombie. the knife would have no reach and you'd probably get killed if you get too close.

Mr_Gl@ss 12-31-2004 10:05 AM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/mrglass/trogdor.jpg[/img]

I think he could help in this situation

philadelphia killing mach 12-31-2004 10:06 AM

tons of toilet paper because i'd basically shit in my pants. i can handle anything except lightning and zombies.

it's not the zomibes so much as the whole chaotic theory gone.........fuck me chaotic

Akuma 12-31-2004 10:12 AM

Chainsaw
.50 cal sniper rifle
Some high caliber automatic weapon... don't care
Katana
Dual desert eagles
lightsaber
Flamethrower with a secondary fire that is a Minigun




Good shit. rock:

Zoner 12-31-2004 10:16 AM

Lightsaber! HAW HAW!

Now why didn't I think o' that?

I don't need a weapon. I'll just cower behind Akuma like a little bitch. biggrin:

Art Attack 12-31-2004 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Lightsaber! HAW HAW!

Now why didn't I think o' that?

I don't need a weapon. I'll just cower behind Akuma like a little bitch. biggrin:

I second that!

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 10:28 AM

I would be sexy as can be.

Milla 12-31-2004 10:30 AM

Definatly a lightsaber or a sword, .45 pistol, a shotgun, preferably a Benelli Super shotgun, a M240 Gulf Machinegun, a few claymore mines, a M4 with a M203 Grenade launcher, a few sachel charges, and a nice rooftop with a chair and a few drinks.

Short Hand 12-31-2004 10:31 AM

a gun with one bullet. Which I would use on myself.

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 10:35 AM

[quote="Short Hand":c49e2]a gun with one bullet. Which I would use on myself.[/quote:c49e2]

Hey, uh I think your in a zombie movie right now! oOo:

Short Hand 12-31-2004 10:37 AM

how clever of you tum tum. rolleyes:

Duke_of_Ray 12-31-2004 10:38 AM

[quote="Short Hand":40c98]how clever of you tum tum. rolleyes:[/quote:40c98]
Thank you Mr.Nacho.................

Short Hand 12-31-2004 10:43 AM

You can refer to me as Mr. Short Hand, lil Tum Tum. oOo:

Airborne Butters 12-31-2004 12:03 PM

[img]http://img22.exs.cx/img22/7026/dchucknorris4gh.jpg[/img]


cool:

Godsmack 12-31-2004 12:05 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":230b3][img]http://img22.exs.cx/img22/7026/dchucknorris4gh.jpg[/img]


cool:[/quote:230b3]


happy:

Hawke 12-31-2004 12:26 PM

2 Desert Eagles [1 for each back pocket]
2 Mini Uzi's [1 for each front pocket]
2 .357 Magnums [On cowboy belt thing]
2 Mac 10's [Chest Straps]
1 Katana [waist Samuri thingy]
and carry Sawn-off Shotgun

I would also go to the mall, food market or Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has ammo, guns, food and beds. Only problem would be is that you would have to shoot the 5million rednecks that were shopping there at the time. mwah:

philadelphia killing mach 12-31-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke

I would also go to the mall, food market or Wal-Mart. .... Only problem would be is that you would have to shoot the 5million rednecks that were shopping there at the time. mwah:


and this is a problem because .......?

newt. 12-31-2004 12:54 PM

28 days later zombies or slow zombies?

flamethrower, grenades and a shotgun for close encounters

Godsmack 12-31-2004 12:56 PM

[quote="newt.":b8c22]28 days later zombies or slow zombies?

flamethrower, grenades and a shotgun for close encounters[/quote:b8c22]

the things in 28 days later were really not zombies.. they were still alive and they die of hunger

newt. 12-31-2004 12:58 PM

[quote=Godsmack]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "newt.":c6e44
28 days later zombies or slow zombies?

flamethrower, grenades and a shotgun for close encounters

the things in 28 days later were really not zombies.. they were still alive and they die of hunger[/quote:c6e44]

no shit... u know what i meant and if u didn't oOo:

Jin-Roh 12-31-2004 01:34 PM

[img]http://mallmembers.com/library/2SKSW1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://tri.army.mil/lc/cs/csi/samk19mg.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star.jpg[/img]

Mr_Gl@ss 12-31-2004 01:57 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":56cf6][img]http://tri.army.mil/lc/cs/csi/samk19mg.jpg[/img][/quote:56cf6]

kinda looks like a dildo cannon....

newt. 12-31-2004 02:01 PM

yea a mark19 would kick ass, to stationary for me tho

Milla 12-31-2004 02:27 PM

[quote="newt.":ccc78]yea a mark19 would kick ass, to stationary for me tho[/quote:ccc78]

Thats why i'll take the M203.

Scalping Chief 12-31-2004 02:55 PM

sharp stick


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