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philadelphia killing mach 12-31-2004 10:01 AM

you, robot.....i, refund.
 
piece of shit movie. producers, please pull isaac asimov's name other than 'contributing technician' (for the original theory of the three laws of robotics).

3 laws of I, Robot (2004)
1. when owning a robotic arm, excersise it in the morning; it makes perfect sense and is not a cheap slap in the idiot audience's face (SLAP 'LOOK STUPID, THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER')
2. when pulling out a 10g+ spin, automatically go into a straight line at 90 degrees to the spin (massive fishtailing would exhibit loss of control, distrust in the hero's leadership abilities).
3. when robots are attaching en masse, all robots must follow the #1 rule of kung fu movies....attack one at a time even though there are 5 thousand of you and only one hero.

thank god the bill hicks concert in chicago 89 DVD is being deliverd next.

Zoner 12-31-2004 10:14 AM

My sister-in-law bought this for me for Xmas.

Ok...
1. It was not on my list becasue it was supposed to suck ass;
2. You bought the "Full Screen" version;
3. You aren't allowed to buy me DVDs again.

rolleyes:

Judas 12-31-2004 10:20 AM

i liked it ... calmdown: ed:

Zoner 12-31-2004 10:22 AM

Actually, it wasn't near as bad as I thought it was gonna be. It at least looked and sounded great on the home theater.

I was just disappointed that I didn't get "Spiderman 2" or the Denis Leary DVD set I was hoping to get.

philadelphia killing mach 12-31-2004 10:41 AM

spiderman II took the superman II "i don't want to be a superhero anymore, i want the girl" route........D-

Milla 12-31-2004 10:42 AM

I liked I, Robot alot actually. I got Spiderman 2, Collateral, Dodgeball, I, robot on dvd. All are good movies. But for some reason...Spiderman 2 gets pretty damn boring at times.

Zoner 12-31-2004 10:58 AM

I liked Spidey 2. The hospital scene with Doc Ock is classic Raimi. The scene LOOKED like something from Evil Dead...complete with chainsaw. Too cool.

Milla 12-31-2004 10:59 AM

Oh dont' get me wrong, its a great movie, but some parts seemed to be dragging on a little to long, ya know what i mean? Some parts there was just too much chit chat.

Zoner 12-31-2004 11:00 AM

Agreed. beer:

Judas 12-31-2004 11:34 AM

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her wet t shot in the first one made the whole movie.

Godsmack 12-31-2004 11:36 AM

Im not into them kinds of movies...... plus you see will's asssss in it from what I heard so I think ill skip on that movie

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-31-2004 11:39 AM

Bleh, It was a pretty horendous movie IMO.

Bleuachdu 12-31-2004 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
My sister-in-law bought this for me for Xmas.

Ok...
1. It was not on my list becasue it was supposed to suck ass;
2. You bought the "Full Screen" version;
3. You aren't allowed to buy me DVDs again.

rolleyes:

[img]http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/fired.jpg[/img]

Jin-Roh 12-31-2004 01:02 PM

I liked I, Robot... oOo:
But I guess if I had read the book first, it would be shit.

Bucknub 12-31-2004 05:38 PM

good thing I DLed that.

Machette 12-31-2004 05:48 PM

heard it sucked

Mr_Gl@ss 12-31-2004 05:55 PM

Meh... wasn't the worst movie ever, worth the download / rental. I guess with the other SciFi offerings this year it might make it to the top of somebody's list... annoy:

harpua 12-31-2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i liked it ... calmdown: ed:


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wtf, thief

Judas 12-31-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i liked it ... calmdown: ed:


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wtf, thief

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Mr.Buttocks 01-01-2005 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i liked it ... calmdown: ed:



"Judas reviews........I, Robot."

lasagna 01-01-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
My sister-in-law bought this for me for Xmas.

Ok...
1. It was not on my list becasue it was supposed to suck ass;
2. You bought the "Full Screen" version;
3. You aren't allowed to buy me DVDs again.

rolleyes:

[img]http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/fired.jpg[/img]

lmao happy:

Doctor Duffy 01-01-2005 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
i liked it ... calmdown: ed:

I thought it was great....but why the hell did they have a scene with Will Smith naked? I mean, this is a movie for males...guys...why didnt they have a shower scene with that one chick?


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