This is fecking weird
 

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'



Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.



Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



And here's the kicker...



A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe ( biggrin: )

I learned that in 8th grade

wierd.
lol he was in marilyn monroe!

milla you're about half a decade too late

stfu or i'll gut you liek a fish.

rock:

It doesnt matter if its old or not...i posted it therefore its brand new....

























happy:

but lee harvery oswald wasnt the killer.... eek:


























conspiracy

it is mainly pointed at him, but they just dont know why it happened.

offtopic: isnt it Kosmo Kramer?

Freaky ed:

Think i got something like that in an email a while ago.

i'd say a little more than that...

old but O.K. since it's coming from Milla

Old as hell, but everytime I read it I buzz out. Crazy stuff.

OooO TriPpeR Im CUMinG!!!!11111111

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a1d89]OooO TriPpeR Im CUMinG!!!!11111111[/quote:a1d89]

/me catches semen in mouth

It's extremely old although I've never heard that last part. lol

Well i changed the last part it said "With Marylin Monroe" I just changed with to In

I've never even heard the whole Maryland thing at all.

O M G

So who is the Kennedy guy?

Has anyone even checked to see if this is all true, anyway?

I spent 17 years tracking, researching, and gather facts and data on this..Then I realized I didnt give a fuck and I ate some pizza rolls

happy: rofl

older then dirt oOo:

pretty cool yet i bet half of that is false but im too lazy to check....well...history is doomed to repeat

[img]http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/teach/oswald/art/bigphoto.jpg[/img]

RIP Brother. annoy:

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/bukdez/post-11-1078608352.jpg[/img]...

HAHA, I love that pic! biggrin:

whoever made it is an artiste...

rofl classic

happy: LMAO!