I want a date!
 

Dudes, how in the world do I get a date with some of these ladies?! I Think some of them might be the HOTZ! I need a woman please tell me hopw to get em!

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/index.htm

Win the lottery.

Get a brain.


plzdie:



oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Dude you and I could get a double dates!

I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife.

(swiped from bottom)

Apon showing them your sexiness, the ladies could not turn you down. biggrin:

[quote="Pick Axe":c2756]Apon showing them your sexiness, the ladies could not turn you down. biggrin:[/quote:c2756]

Kinda like the ladies that never turn pur sexually hot bodies down!

Give them lots of sweet candy...it works for little boyz and sexy ladies.

oOo:

Nice first post, kinda like a well oiled toaster oven rock:















plzdie:

date me duke!

[quote="Kenny Banya":7f917]date me duke![/quote:7f917]

Dude. you know that would never work. I live in Tejas, you live in Canada. Though Pick Axe has sent me letters talking of your charming good looks, and he has plans to move north. I will say Pick Axe is a crazy man.

P.S.-Your Package was sent to Buck, so when you see it you will like it.

Hey, just let them see the true you, Duke....

Wait, on the other hand, no, don't....

just walk up to those chicks and say, "excuse me ladies but i thought i should intorduce my self: the name is Duke, Duke_of_Ray, call-sign: Sexy-Beans" they should automaticaly lift their skirts...

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":06b28]

P.S.-Your Package was sent to Buck, so when you see it you will like it.[/quote:06b28]

ok, im scared, something tells me im getting more than just a game. ed:

Going to do that! +1

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82946]Going to do that! +1[/quote:82946]

right back at ya...

just whip it out

Roll up to them and drop this line

Im duke of ray Im a good ol man..I'dl jump thorugh the window with my dick in my hand. I'd say excuse me ladies Im just doing my duty, now pull down your pants and gimme some bootie.

[img]http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/images/DSC00167.jpg[/img]
rock:

that school is one hour from where i live..

lower you standards.

wow i'd never thought i'd see someone seriously ask for lady advice on these forums

What the shit is with the mandatory fat chick on cheerleading squads these days?

Also:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 02087&rd=1

Duh Doom Da Da Doom Da Da Doom.*brief pause* Hi, I'm Jeanne Walters reporting tonight for Fox2 news, Scott Curry has the night off. Breaking News out of Tjes county, Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant. The guy who everyone is now labeling the "Tjesville rapist", has been diagnosed as being the most sterileness person in Tjesville. Wow, *Laughs* Po- Po- pPolice are now in a hot pursuit with the van and hope to get the girls back safely. For more on this we go to skychopper 2..[/b]

[quote:0e13e]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:0e13e]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c5129][quote:c5129]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:c5129]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.[/quote:c5129]

hah happy:

Isn't it obvious that Yves has been contacting and taunting authorities
by mobile phone..?...deliberately adding to the trauma already being
experienced by family and friends of the abducted cooze.... annoy:

Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.

With foreskin trim along the edges.

rofl... +1...

check out that second bitch in from the right, shes gonna die like the ring style oOo:

gtboys, things were much better here when we all thought you were dead and you weren't here spamming your stupid shit.

Go choke on your dad's dick and die, please. The gene pool no longer requires your presence.

Hey, there are some many girls! We could all have dates, and have an AA.com prom!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":4e301]Hey, there are some many girls! We could all have dates, and have an GF1.com prom![/quote:4e301]Ill take you! ed:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ad5ee][quote="Duke_of_Ray":ad5ee]Hey, there are some many girls! We could all have dates, and have an GF1.com prom![/quote:ad5ee]Ill take you! ed:[/quote:ad5ee]

ed:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":b5fff][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b5fff][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b5fff]Hey, there are some many girls! We could all have dates, and have an GF1.com prom![/quote:b5fff]Ill take you! ed:[/quote:b5fff]

ed:[/quote:b5fff]

ed:

Duke, wear a Genuine Mink Jock and you'll get that much
'tang you wont be able to fight them off with a shitty stick!
cool:
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/jock.jpg[/img]

Sweet JESUS^ ed:

[quote="Eight Ace":5e89c]Duke, wear a Genuine Mink Jock and you'll get that much
'tang you wont be able to fight them off with a shitty stick!
cool:
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/jock.jpg[/img][/quote:5e89c]

i like how he has one for his face too... oh, wait...

Eat a pie.

happy:...