Homecoming Dance?
 

Should I the crazy and sexy Duke go to the high school homecoming dance. I mean, I will not be taking a date, and it is for everybody who has been to school here. It could be funny to watch the older folk dance, or just sad and un sexy. What should I do?

go. bang an old chick while your at it.

oOo:

stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.

eek:

i got that from this handy handbook


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Ay Caramba! biggrin:




ps: I have no idea what "ay caramba" means. oOo:

dude go rock out with your cock out...hang out with your wang out

rofl +1

I'm going!!! And I hope to bring home an experienced woman with me. beer:

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school dances always suck

not when the duke is at it. biggrin:

tip: get a cheer leader drunk if you want some good ole drunken lovin'

I say go...even if you don't have a date.

Make it a goal to steal other dates away from others.

rofl. how did i know that the one who proclaims to be the sexy one would be dateless? happy:

i suggest you spike the punch, and silk screen a t-shirt with your sig on it, and rock that dance floor. can you say the michael j fox teenwolf dance!!!!

You suck.

yea why not?? oOo:

...arrange to have "Eye of the Tiger" booming out and a single strobe
light playing on you as you make your entry...bust a few moves and you
should be up to your apricots in some young ladies front-bottom in no time. freak:


also, a bit of this wont go astray if you're contemplating
giving her top-bottom a bit of a workout whilst you're at it:
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"Lip Smacking Good" ed:

Just save yourself and stay home and get drunk. Saturate in the thoughts of how much of a geek you may be.

go and take pics of ugly/stupid people, then post them so we can make fun of people...

I guess I could try to find a date, but I don't see the point of it at this dance. Besides I will be so sexy everybody will want to dance with me. As for the pics, I will try to get some. Wait, anybody here want to go with me?

pee in the drinks mwah:

I'll go with you, Duke. Sure, why not...... oOo:

lmao!

Take my x-wife, that way you will get lucky.

dance:

Baaaaaaazing rock:

rofl...

[quote="@/\/G3L":e69da]go. bang an old chick while your at it.[/quote:e69da]
YEA! DUKE LOVES THE GILF!!!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d4fe3]I guess I could try to find a date, but I don't see the point of it at this dance. Besides I will be so sexy everybody will want to dance with me. As for the pics, I will try to get some. Wait, anybody here want to go with me?[/quote:d4fe3]

I'll be there man...dressed as a leprachaun.

[quote=Alax54]I'll be there man...dressed as a leprachaun.[/quote:ac3be]

Can I be your pot of gold?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d428d][quote=Alax54]I'll be there man...dressed as a leprachaun.[/quote:d428d]

Can I be your pot of gold?[/quote:d428d]

How about my colorful rainbow?

[quote=Alax54][quote="Duke_of_Ray":8a1ce]Can I be your pot of gold?[/quote:8a1ce]

How about my colorful rainbow?[/quote:8a1ce]

annoy: