THE JESUS POLL
 

Do you guys like Jesus? He can walk on water, change water into wine, save whores from death etc - I think he's a cool guy, maybe even the coolest EVER!. Maybe we'll meet him one day? Hmmm.


Note: Poll open for 7 days only!






ps: This thread smells familiar. Either a) someone's already made this a while back and I’ve forgotten about it, or b) I made it a while ago and I'm subconsciously reusing old material.

I prefer "The Dude"

Re: THE JESUS POLL
 

i only liked the Jesus Statue in Dogma.

bruce vilanch

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^ROFL! biggrin: .....And I prefer men

i like the teachings of Jesus, but not what he has become today... I think if Jesus came back to Earth and saw the state of the world he would nail himself to a cross...

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Jesus has some good hash.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus > satan

omfg

The Buddha smiles upon you.

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you know it! biggrin:

I never met the man.

Never trust the Romans.

im sure mortal Jesus must be a nice fellow

but i don't like the fictional godlike Jesus Christians worship.

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I prefer Duke!

Jesus > You.

God and Jesus are not my friend, and the whole idea of there being a God, blows my freaking mind. I dont know how people can belive in that stuff. And i doubt that jesus was a holy figure, and wasnt jesus a jew?

i would be mad at jesus too: [img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/jesusstole.gif[/img]

well it seems to me that you're not educated enough on the subject to have a valid opinion on christianity since you don't know the whole story of Jesus' jewish background.

i love jesus so much, i bought the company

i have 300 shares. And you?

Do you think that most christains are educated enough to have a valid opinion Christianity and Jesus' jewish background?

nope, people are idiots no matter what the hell they believe in. I'm just trying to say that he should run his mouth off calling us stupid and dumb for the things we believe in when he doesn't even know what we actually believe. It's like building a house without knowing anything about carpentry.

im buddhist. why cant they sell beer on sundays. if i recall jesus was rather fond of wine. oOo: . for some reason i get an image of jesus holding a pot of water and doing the Emeril "BAM" to it and it turn to wine. oOo:

when did i call someone stupid and dumb?

Well, yeah, cause there were no christians back then per say. Christians became those that believed Christ was the son of god.

So basically, they're the same religion at the time of Christ.

First you got Jews.....No christians exist. Jesus is born. The Jews who believe he is the son of god become christians and those that don't remain jews.

Then the Jews killed Jesus. Poor Jesus. loney:

I like Him alot, who else could have created something this sexy?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2522a]I like Him alot, who else could have created something this sexy?[/quote:2522a] eek:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a2cf2]I like Him alot, who else could have created something this sexy?[/quote:a2cf2]

Rosie O'Donnell

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losl statec...add me to msn cunt, or pm me yours

ROFL! ed:

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OR....Be prepared to Join him whenever your time is up! It's as simple as that



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