Best bathroom graffiti
 

was pinching a loaf when i saw scrawled on the lower portion of the metal wall "I spank my monkey here during my lunch to relieve stress" underneath was a giant bulbous cock...directly on the other side of me was another cock....i dub them the duelling dicks.... oOo:

-ive been laughing for about 10 minutes...join me... oOo: sleeping:

[img]http://www.hooloovoo.com/dolenz/images/gallery/mkdj-laugh.jpg[/img]

Scratch this under the message: "I know. I've been filming you."

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Pics?

lol nice post.

Here i sit all broken hearted

tried to shit but only farted



-- The things you do when you think your not being watched.... oOo: oOo:

ban:

shitting in public places is oOo: oOo: oOo:

[quote="Scalping Chief":4d0d0]shitting in public places is oOo: oOo: oOo:[/quote:4d0d0]

That is the truth. Home is where the poop is.

[quote:e499d]Home is where the poop is.[/quote:e499d]

isnt that a movie with natalie portman? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 5?v=glance

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lol, i remember in my training place in the shitters some onee had written "beware homosexual limbo dancers" on the door and a big arrow pointed to the gap at the bottom where the door ended about a foot from the floor.

eek: stupid:

isnt that a movie with natalie portman? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 5?v=glance[/quote:59d0e]

It's a movie with Terd Mcfurgy. oOo:

fuck that you pussies...if you have to shit you have to shit...I will shit damn near anywhere..

you fucking pussies will never win a championship if you cant win on the road...anyone can shit with homefield advantage.

I guess I will have to suck it up and deal with it when I get to Basic, but till then no nasty pot is going to touch my booty.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
but only farted

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[quote="Scalping Chief":26beb][/quote:26beb]

It's leprechaun stupid fuck -1 for failing on your insult plzdie:

While driving through the dry, barren land of Wyoming, we stopped at a gas-station. ..there was a message written on the toilet seat that read "Do Not Flush!". I thought it was a joke, until I took my crap, and flushed. The thing flooded immedietley, and I got water all over my feet. Doesnt really count as one, does it?

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[quote=Nyck]It's leprechaun stupid fuck -1 for failing on your insult plzdie:[/quote:2f6a0]
bah

"WILL SUCK YOUR COCK HERE AT 6PM" ...these idiots are too dumb to
even nominate a specific date, and they can't have meant that same
day because there was absolutely no one else there from 5:45 to 7:30.... annoy:

spotted in bathroom at courthouse in Anchorage Alaska

Here i sit on the pooper
giving birth to an Alaska State Trooper

rock:

[quote="Eight Ace":4d35b]"WILL SUCK YOUR COCK HERE AT 6PM" ...these idiots are too dumb to
even nominate a specific date, and they can't have meant that same
day because there was absolutely no one else there from 5:45 to 7:30.... annoy:[/quote:4d35b]You didn't check the 4th stall down mad:

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I got a few

"Dont chew the Trojan Gum it tastes just like rubber"

"Save Russian Jews, Collect valuable prizes"

"Here I sit, I'm at a loss, trying to shit out Taco Sauce. I know Im going to drop a load, only hope I don't explode"

"My Mother made me a whore"
to which some1 replied
"If I supply the yarn, will she make me one?"

"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin', giving birth to another Texan"

"Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a Maine State Trooper"

On a Ceiling:
"Dont look up here, You're pissing on your shoes"

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ROFL! biggrin:

[img]http://www.gdargaud.net/Climbing/ChoOyu/Pissing.jpg[/img]

., eek:

[quote="Some Bathroom Wall":d72df]Why are you reading this? The joke is in your hands![/quote:d72df]...

In a Port-O-Potty

"You're Shitting on Jimmy Hoffa"

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":5fbc6]Here I sit
Broken hearted
I came to shit
but only farted[/quote:5fbc6]
hhaah

this thread is oOo:

I was taking piss tonite and i saw this dude who in the distsnace, was trying to drip the urine out of his dick but im not sure if it was that or he was wanking profusely it scared me so muych i was like wtf

should have gotten his phone number

Nothing is so fine

As taking a shit on company time.

he speaks the truth.

When Im at work...ill go on lunch, eat lunch relax...

then ill punch back in and then go take a big shit....

might as well get paid for it

I seem to find my x-wife's number in every public bathroom I use. Now how do you think that happens.I say as I put away my Sharpie.

"I sukt Jim Morrison's cock with my pouty boy mouth"

On the door of a stall.

Is marriage really that bad?

biggrin: Mine was.

Do you know why divorce is so expencive?






Cause it's worth every penny.

happy:

lol
she must have thought so as well. 50 something year old who still plays comp games and is an active memebr of a gaming forum annoy:

JK I still luv u John

You may have a point, but at least I don't do stuff like [url=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.wmv:f781d]this[/url:f781d].


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