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Himmler 02-01-2005 03:01 PM

loll
 
just got this in an email...

> Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were
> walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep
> end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped
> in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
>
> When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad
> news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able
to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another
> patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad
> news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom
with
> the belt to his robe right after you saved him.
>
> I am sorry he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
him there
> to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Nyck 02-01-2005 03:38 PM

oOo:

mr.miyagi 02-01-2005 03:41 PM

A paedophile and a 9 yr old boy are walking through the woods on a spooky night.

The boy says to the paedophile: "Mister... I'm scared!"

The paedophile replies: "You think you're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"

mr.miyagi 02-01-2005 03:48 PM

oOo:

Bob and his wife are expecting a baby. It's been 9 months and the baby is due at any time. One day, Bob gets a call at work, and a voice on the line says, "come down right away, your wife is going into labor!"

After half an hour of traffic and frantic driving, Bob finally makes it to the hospital. He runs inside, and searches high and low for his wife, with no success. Finally he stumbles upon the nursery, and he sees a young nurse. She's holding a bundle of cloth, and from it a tiny little head pokes out. "Sir," says the nurse, "this is your baby." Bob is astonished, and a wave of joy rushes over him.

The nurse drops the baby on the floor.

Bob goes apeshit. "WHAT THE FUCK are you DOING!" he shouts.

Then the nurse starts to kick the baby around on the floor like a soccer ball. After she's done with that, she picks the baby up and throws it against the wall. "Stop it! STOP! You're killing my baby!" says Bob. The nurse turns and smiles.

"April Fools! It was dead when you got here!"

Duke_of_Ray 02-01-2005 04:18 PM

oOo: oOo: oOo:

imported_Grim_Reaper 02-01-2005 04:26 PM

dead baby jokes own

Nyck 02-01-2005 05:04 PM

whats the difference between pizza and a jew?




Pizza doesnt scream in the oven



oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-01-2005 05:05 PM

Edna Krabapple

Himmler 02-01-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
whats the difference between pizza and a jew?




Pizza doesnt scream in the oven



oOo:

old oOo:

Arch 02-01-2005 07:01 PM

lol at the baby and other jokes. The jew one.... annoy: , but still funneh happy:

Eight Ace 02-01-2005 07:21 PM

A man walks into a bar with a big frog sitting on his head,
so the bartender asks "How'd you get that thing there?"
To which the frog replied..."That's none of your fucking
business you nosey cunt!", and proceeded to stab and bash
the bartender, who was taken off life support two days later. happy:

Himmler 02-01-2005 08:04 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7a432]A man walks into a bar with a big frog sitting on his head,
so the bartender asks "How'd you get that thing there?"
To which the frog replied..."That's none of your fucking
business you nosey cunt!", and proceeded to stab and bash
the bartender, who was taken off life support two days later. happy:[/quote:7a432]

i dont get the funneh?

Eight Ace 02-01-2005 08:07 PM

[quote=Himmler]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":cd4ba
A man walks into a bar with a big frog sitting on his head,
so the bartender asks "How'd you get that thing there?"
To which the frog replied..."That's none of your fucking
business you nosey cunt!", and proceeded to stab and bash
the bartender, who was taken off life support two days later. happy:

i dont get the funneh?[/quote:cd4ba]
...there had to be funneh?




ps:Who'd like a link to a beautiful naked babe telling a joke? cool:

Arch 02-01-2005 08:10 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7c72f][quote=Himmler]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":7c72f
A man walks into a bar with a big frog sitting on his head,
so the bartender asks "How'd you get that thing there?"
To which the frog replied..."That's none of your fucking
business you nosey cunt!", and proceeded to stab and bash
the bartender, who was taken off life support two days later. happy:

i dont get the funneh?[/quote:7c72f]
...there had to be funneh?[/quote:7c72f]

no, but buttsechs for you beer:

Himmler 02-01-2005 08:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":8bfcc][quote=Himmler]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":8bfcc
A man walks into a bar with a big frog sitting on his head,
so the bartender asks "How'd you get that thing there?"
To which the frog replied..."That's none of your fucking
business you nosey cunt!", and proceeded to stab and bash
the bartender, who was taken off life support two days later. happy:

i dont get the funneh?[/quote:8bfcc]
...there had to be funneh?




ps:Who'd like a link to a beautiful naked babe telling a joke? cool:[/quote:8bfcc]

oooo pick me pick me pick me

Eight Ace 02-01-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
oooo pick me pick me pick me

pm sent, btw it's Aria Giovanna.. ed:

Pyro 02-01-2005 08:38 PM

NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.

JBird 02-01-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.

nag:

Himmler 02-01-2005 08:38 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":a7f79]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
oooo pick me pick me pick me

pm sent, btw it's Aria Giovanna.. ed:[/quote:a7f79]

shit. send it again plz my inbox is full

Himmler 02-01-2005 08:39 PM

wait nvm i got it biggrin:

TonyMontana 02-01-2005 08:40 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":4bb92]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
oooo pick me pick me pick me

pm sent, btw it's Aria Giovanna.. ed:[/quote:4bb92]

is that from IFILM?? biggrin:

Himmler 02-01-2005 08:40 PM

[quote=TonyMontana]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":63092
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
oooo pick me pick me pick me

pm sent, btw it's Aria Giovanna.. ed:

is that from IFILM?? biggrin:[/quote:63092]

no, dannii think

Eight Ace 02-01-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
is that from IFILM?? biggrin:

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/pms.jpg[/img]

Nyck 02-01-2005 09:26 PM

naked jokes...there are a ton of them...Ive seen the links to all of them...just never clicked em..

ps pyro

nag:

and while you're at it. plzdie:

Pyro 02-01-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
naked jokes...there are a ton of them...Ive seen the links to all of them...just never clicked em..

ps pyro

nag:

and while you're at it. plzdie:

3 No racist comments

Extreme racial attacks will be edited. Do not resort to attacking someone's racial background or country. Discussion about racial differences without being offensive is allowed. Joking about racial differences is allowed so long as it does not contravene any other rules above or below this. If you are asked to stop making the racial jokes by anyone (not just moderators), however, you must do so.

TonyMontana 02-01-2005 09:30 PM

yeah nyck wtf, us italians worked hard to perfect pizza and you compare it to.....nvm plzdie:


but seriously that joke is taking it a little too far, i know i wouldnt go up to a jew and say that

Pyro 02-01-2005 09:33 PM

Tony is correct.

Duke_of_Ray 02-01-2005 09:35 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":42de8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
is that from IFILM?? biggrin:

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/pms.jpg[/img][/quote:42de8]

Haven't seen that in a while. happy:

Milla 02-01-2005 09:59 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":d2409]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
oooo pick me pick me pick me

pm sent, btw it's Aria Giovanna.. ed:[/quote:d2409]

pm me buddy biggrin:

Proteus 02-01-2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.

omfg if you people are gonna get your panties in a bunch every time you hear an ethnic joke you're going to have to lock yourself in a closet and never visit anywhere.

TonyMontana 02-01-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.

omfg if you people are gonna get your panties in a bunch every time you hear an ethnic joke you're going to have to lock yourself in a closet and never visit anywhere.

nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag:

Proteus 02-01-2005 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.

omfg if you people are gonna get your panties in a bunch every time you hear an ethnic joke you're going to have to lock yourself in a closet and never visit anywhere.

nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag: nag:

angel:

Himmler 02-01-2005 11:00 PM

but jewish jokes are the funneh oOo:

rdeyes 02-01-2005 11:02 PM

whats the difference between a homo and a frigde?

Mr.Buttocks 02-01-2005 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
NYck, I don't think your joke is allowed to be posted here.


"Much ajew about nothing" starring Hugh Grant. calmdown:

Himmler 02-02-2005 12:02 AM

is anyone here really jewish?

Eight Ace 02-02-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rdeyes
whats the difference between a homo and a frigde?

I certainly hope it's not that a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out... annoy:

rdeyes 02-02-2005 12:21 AM

ok i suck loney:

Himmler 02-02-2005 12:30 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":e3634]
Quote:

Originally Posted by rdeyes
whats the difference between a homo and a frigde?

I certainly hope it's not that a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out... annoy:[/quote:e3634] oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 02-02-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler

oOo:


hake:


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