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A Conservative Christain church put this out....

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,

and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

The mental institute can't hold that many people which is why they are allowed to roam the streets...conservative christians annoy: .

Though I don't agree with goth culture, this goes a little far. It is just funny the people who try to be independent...by copying a known trend.

Wow, Wearing band tshirts oOo:

hell, i wouldn't want my kid doing 3/4 of those things. Damn right I don't want to bring up a Goth


You can't limit your mind to what this thing says. For example, let's turn everything backwards. Say this was written by a gothic guy. He talks about the signs of your son/daughter turning into a christianity preppy kid and gives you many of the signs that can lead to a logical result when the factors are compounded together(in this case leading to the gothic culture). They are just saying what they believe.

quit scorning the conservative christian group in general. It's really starting to get old and annoying.

im sorry coleman

Then Id hate him too for being a ignorant little prick.

That's what wrong with parents raising kids today...trying to make them turn into what THEY were and not letting them grow up and be an INDEPENDENT person. violence spawns from paretns who don't give their kids ANY freedom...murderers come from households like that...shit toys with your mind and if you are kept to be just like your mom and dad...then why the fuck live at all?

I'm not trying to make fun of you all and say you're all incorrect. That'd be wrong of me. I just ask that you would give 'tolerance' (which so many of you preach) towards a group. I shouldn't have to defend something like this over and over again.

k... just posting something that i thought was funny

how the eff are you going to not allow a kid to eat count chockula cereal!

beer: Well said.

And I have a question for you, what church was this now? Don't just post something like that without proof.

These things:


[quote:e17cb]-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
[/quote:e17cb]

Those are simply not healthy things, period.

This commentary is....interesting...
[quote:e17cb]-(This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
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It doesn't sound like something your average Church would say at all, so I again ask you what church "put this out"

Shit.... I need to rid myself of A LOT of Satan. I fall into a good 4/5ths of those.

Edit: And I'm pretty sure my girlfriend hits everyone one of those. oOo:




PS: sig vvv

So If I drink Alcohol, Take Drugs, Wear a T-shirt with a bands name on it, and demand privacy, that means im not a wigger, not Emo, or Anything else..... but a Goth? eek:

Jesus Christ, people should investigate this shit further before they go and indoctrinate the parents of the world with paranoia. This shit is just feeding on the fears of all parents. It might as well be parental propaganda.

Wow, I'm....speechless, that truly is amazing that such brainwashed individuals believe in this stuff. Grown adults, thats unreal and very scary indeed.

If your parents or anybody you know is like this or thinks the same way, please, kill them immediately.

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Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:

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This sounds like a normal teenager oOo:

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Yea, "normal".

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f1a99]Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:[/quote:f1a99]

Duke, I'm hungry, got any of those sexy beans?

I'm all for mexican food but I'm thinking its all the same.....just folded differently oOo:

Lets Barbeque some Conservative Christians too.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":6590c]Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:[/quote:6590c]
Except all they do is spread prejudice and malice. Not to mension they keep America down.

eh, i give christianity about another 150-200 years in america before it fizzles out like a bad fart.

Does this sound like a total joke to anyone else? I call "fake", but that's just me...

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/bukdez/0cef6a5d.jpg[/img]...

yea, but did you read the other 1/4? it's like "don't eat count chocula cereal" and "your children should not complain of boredom"

also it talks about how your kids may be astray from the lord if they sleep too much or too little...

Doesn't this just about classify everyone in the world?

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i found all of these behaviors normal except for alcohol, drugs and misbehaving at school or home. Why do people here find being Goth offensive? I wouldnt mind if my son or daughter where Goth, thats just the niche they find more in tuned with whom he/she is. As long as my kid isnt doing drugs, lying or getting into trouble, im ok with it.

[quote=Akuma]Except all they do is spread prejudice and malice. Not to mension they keep America down.[/quote:d0ac8]

No, idiots do that. hake:

MOVE THIS SHIT TO POLITICS!

NB4DALOCT rock:

I don't know, but if I have kids...I think it'll be funny the day I catch them doing drugs. Ill probably have an entire scenario planned out of how i'm gonna handle it and like scare the shit outta them...then right after probably smoke a joint with them and tell them thats the one time you'll ever get to do it with me cuz i don't want your grandparents to find out.

Count Chocula is a goth related food?

^ no vampires are evil. especially cerial made by vampires.

rofl count chocula

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Wow... Appairently im goth.

well if you dont express interest in sex, i really feel sorry for you

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no masturbation? biggrin:


ha Tony "Mommy...why is my penis turning to stone!?!?!?!"

http://www.afa.net/

&

http://www.onemillionmoms.com/

^ you can thank these little guys for increasing the amount of yearly complaints from 111 to 1.2 million a year. They organize on their site easy ways to mobilize lazy mobs of people by having indexed all the adresses to complain to, you write to them, they send your garbage out to the fcc, or any network. They even monitor every single fucking station in the US. Christian thugs. You don't do what they say, and they try and make you pay.

im not even going to say anything except for fuck christian conservatives

Christianity is like a good joke. It's cool until someone takes it too far. Then it gets stale. annoy:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":11cf4][quote=Akuma]Except all they do is spread prejudice and malice. Not to mension they keep America down.[/quote:11cf4]

No, idiots do that. hake:[/quote:11cf4]
Umm... Conservative Chirstians?

[quote=Akuma][quote="Duke_of_Ray":4b471]No, idiots do that. hake:[/quote:4b471]
Umm... Conservative Chirstians?[/quote:4b471]gg stereotype

goddamn, im do about 90% of that shit

Im sorry so many of you out there think this represents the average view of the conservative christian. I happebn to be one, and I do about 90% of that stuff. Especially interest in sex.

lol that is like saying you are a nazi and that everyone should stfu for stereotyping you ("hey man notall of us hate jews that much : (" ). I for one have very little pity for you, may your ignorance be bliss.