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gtboys34 02-14-2005 06:57 PM

Stereotypes #2 ( Please set scenarios)
 
Ok, you're inside the mall with your little brother, sister, niece or sons etc during the christmas season. You're walking towards the merry-go-round to take them on the ride. You then see 2 men of middle-eastern dissent working underneath the ride with tools and what appears to be a few wires . They apparently aren't wearing their name tags. The other workers around the merry-go-round are watching the merry go round about. What are you thinking?

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 06:58 PM

they are rigging an explosive

Himmler 02-14-2005 07:04 PM

i agree w/ maple

Akuma 02-14-2005 07:06 PM

mechanics

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:09 PM

Trick question:

Because nobody can be of Middle Eastern Dissent.

What do I win....?

butch 02-14-2005 07:10 PM

I grab the children and run from the ride all the way yelling...THERES A BOMB ON THE RIDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:10 PM

[img]http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/mango-cream-pie.jpg[/img]

gtboys34 02-14-2005 07:10 PM

TERRORISTS! JIHAD HAS STARTED.......AHHHHHHHHHH


....In the process scaring the hell out of everyone near me including my little bro

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
I grab the children and run from the ride all the way yelling...THERES A BOMB ON THE RIDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


....And then you look like a complete judgemental moron when you realise they're just human beings working for a living. Everyone at the theme park is staring at you like you got aids....

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:14 PM

antoher sceneario

gtboys34 02-14-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
antoher sceneario

go for it..

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:16 PM

im to lazy, somoen else write one up

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
im to lazy, somoen else write one up

lol

mr.miyagi 02-14-2005 07:16 PM

Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.
rock:

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:17 PM

heres one

you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?

lasagna 02-14-2005 07:18 PM

PRAISE ALLAH!

mr.miyagi 02-14-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
heres one

you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?

Ask if they take Mastercard or Maestro...

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
heres one

you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?

First I fuck myself and then I fuck you.

Coleman 02-14-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
heres one

you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?

The thing I will do in the situation can be summed up in one word: RAPE

Bleuachdu 02-14-2005 07:24 PM

That middle eastern bullshit doesn't apply around here. I live in the area most populated by those of arabic ethnicity outside of the middle-east. Look up dearborn or east dearborn and you'll see what I'm talking about. In conclusion I'd bust out an ass shovel on maple and trippar. The end.

gtboys34 02-14-2005 07:32 PM

geez, i'll make another. rolleyes:

Ok, this is a true one, my bro told me it just last week. (messed up how common stuff is. for him in particular)

My bro was riding with his friend Doug, Jason and Jasons Gf ( all white males and 1 white female and my bro who is black) coming back from Mardi- Gras. They stop in Mississippi ( the last place anyone wants to stop if they're, ya know....) to get gas heading back home to Bham, Al. Everyone in the car gets out to get chow and pay for gas. My bro then gets out just happens to look around and see's a police car parked across the street at the opposing gas station. My bro then heads into the store with his friends and then comes out to see the police car parked right next to where doug's car is parked. Racism? Stereotyping? DWWFWB (Driving With White Friends While Black). What do you guys think the cop was thinking?

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:35 PM

went to check on a few kids that could be possible drunk, it is right after mardi gras.

lasagna 02-14-2005 07:36 PM

buttsechs

Proteus 02-14-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
geez, i'll make another. rolleyes:

Ok, this is a true one, my bro told me it just last week. (messed up how common stuff is. for him in particular)

My bro was riding with his friend Doug, Jason and Jasons Gf ( all white males and 1 white female and my bro who is black) coming back from Mardi- Gras. They stop in Mississippi ( the last place anyone wants to stop if they're, ya know....) to get gas heading back home to Bham, Al. Everyone in the car gets out to get chow and pay for gas. My bro then gets out just happens to look around and see's a police car parked across the street at the opposing gas station. My bro then heads into the store with his friends and then comes out to see the police car parked right next to where doug's car is parked. Racism? Stereotyping? DWWFWB (Driving With White Friends While Black). What do you guys think the cop was thinking?

Dude they're in Mississippi. Racism is common down there. sleeping:

Tripper 02-14-2005 07:51 PM

This thread sucks. cry:

Maplegyver 02-14-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
This thread sucks. cry:

wanna come over?

mr.miyagi 02-14-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
This thread sucks. cry:

Its gonna blow any second....
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Tripper 02-14-2005 07:57 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":13455]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
This thread sucks. cry:

Its gonna blow any second....
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IB4L

JBird 02-14-2005 07:59 PM

here we go yo, here we go yo, so wha wha wha whats the scenario? /busta

Innoxx 02-14-2005 08:03 PM

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone
Constantinople got the Turkish Delight
On a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul
Not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul, Istanbul

Istanbul, Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul

Tripper 02-14-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
here we go yo, here we go yo, so wha wha wha whats the scenario? /busta

Good song. Have you heard the remix....? It's way cool dudes.

skelldar 02-14-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone
Constantinople got the Turkish Delight
On a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul
Not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul, Istanbul

Istanbul, Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul

Is that They Might Be Giants?

cause if so... beer:

Innoxx 02-14-2005 08:12 PM

The Four Lads, you tit. TMBG just covered it.

[img]http://www.producersinc.com/4web/four%20lads%20copy.jpg[/img]

skelldar 02-14-2005 08:15 PM

Guess you learn something new every day. I liked TMBG's version, I had no idea it was a cover. I should look more into this stuff.

butch 02-14-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
I grab the children and run from the ride all the way yelling...THERES A BOMB ON THE RIDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


....And then you look like a complete judgemental moron when you realise they're just human beings working for a living. Everyone at the theme park is staring at you like you got aids....

OR...They are terrorists and i just saved everyone, get the key to the city from the mayor and a blowjob from his wife!!!

Duke_of_Ray 02-14-2005 10:45 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":cdab8]Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.
rock:[/quote:cdab8]

One of the worst songs by one of the worst bands of all time. annoy:


there is not enough Stereotyping in America today. We need more so people can complain more. You know everytime a white cop tkaes a black man to jail he is not only a rascist, but a sexist.

Tripper 02-14-2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
I grab the children and run from the ride all the way yelling...THERES A BOMB ON THE RIDE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


....And then you look like a complete judgemental moron when you realise they're just human beings working for a living. Everyone at the theme park is staring at you like you got aids....

OR...They are terrorists and i just saved everyone, get the key to the city from the mayor and a blowjob from his wife!!!

-1

Jin-Roh 02-14-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
-1

Didn't you do that not too long ago, and people thought it was unique? Just because you replied with "-1"?

I lub ur assitude, sir. Here is mein specialty:

+1

Tripper 02-14-2005 11:09 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":4abc4]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
-1

Didn't you do that not to long ago, and people thought it was unique? Just because you replied with "-1"?

I lub ur assitude, sir. Here is mein specialty:

+1[/quote:4abc4]

-1

Blase 02-15-2005 12:06 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":2fdba
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
-1

Didn't you do that not to long ago, and people thought it was unique? Just because you replied with "-1"?

I lub ur assitude, sir. Here is mein specialty:

+1

-1[/quote:2fdba]

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