To anyone in the optical department at JC Penny's today....
 

i apologize for the woman bitching out loud about the saleswoman from the previous day lying to her and not having the frames she wanted today and then going on about how all the other frames at this store were stupid.

i apologized for her being white like me. she doesn't represent our race to well and was what we whities call 'white trash'. please don't judge us whites by her actions. for the record.........i later snuck up behind her in the kitchen department and waffled her upside the head with a skillet.

peace on earth, carry on.


oh, this was in San Antonio, basically hell on earth.

U chose to post this in the sig test as a post aswell oOo: Anyway great story! oOo: oOo:

What the fuck are you spewing on about, you pathetic fuck?

whut dee fuck...
ban:

oOo:

plzdie:

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Care to explain wtf this threads all about, the world needs to know. sleeping:

nah, it's pretty self explanatory.

oOo:

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":91ee8]nah, it's pretty self explanatory.[/quote:91ee8]

yeah gerv, ffs

[quote=TonyMontana]yeah gerv, ffs[/quote:294bc]

Dont make me put a flame to that greasy head of yours plzdie:

You'll be the worlds only non redhead human torch.

Re: To anyone in the optical department at JC Penny's today.
 

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":713a7]
San Antonio[/quote:713a7]


hake:

gerv chilling in a bag?

Answer xfire and put down the fucking fleshlight you made me order for you. cuss:

fleshlight...dont have one nub...p.s i deleted my porn ed: happy:

wtf?!

Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.

!kb PKM, master of manifesting the status of a complete and utter fucksickle.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f23e2][/quote:f23e2]

850th post. beer:
Non alcoholic beverages, BTW.

I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.

HOMO

And I guess Corey Mathews was a homo too for liking the Phillies and Eagles!11111111 cry:

wtf this thread = oOo:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":47e72]Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.[/quote:47e72]

Your dad sounds like a complete fucking asshole. If some dude spit in my face while I was doing my job, I think I'd have to run his ass down with the out-of-warranty rototiller. annoy:

$50 really isn't such a bad price...

that we are chief, just remember that when you see a midnight green jersey walking at you next time.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":e07ea]that we are chief, just remember that when you see a midnight green jersey walking at you next time.[/quote:e07ea]

Unless your at the superbowl victory party...cause youll never see one there.

Ok, if there's one thread that deserves a lock, it's this one.
Bravo rolleyes:

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IN AFTER THE LOCK!

+ 1 for that you fast fucker !!

I'm sorry but thats ROFLING!!!!!!!!!!!!