Away Messages
 

Ive seen a ton of annoying and just plain fucking gay away messages. Some choice cuts:

[quote:91770]YamixHikari foreva Anzu must die ^_^[/quote:91770]

^^^one of you youngings translate that^^^

the oh so emo ones ive seena ton of...makes me want to fucking spit:

[quote:91770]whatever
If we can't all dance, this ain't our revolution.[/quote:91770]

[quote:91770]" Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path "[/quote:91770]

.......................... sleeping:

john (c) | Wintersfudge is the king of the homos...

filthy cunt^^^ eek:

I always use "BRB" or "Gone to lunch". Works for me.

i use: smoking...

It's none of your business why I'm away eek:

biggrin:

[quote:001ae]
Your message has been forwarded to a mobile device.
[/quote:001ae]

Something like that, anyway.

Gonna assume vic and adam own all those you listed biggrin:

my shit is basic

PS2

TV

or get this

I fucking sign off me messenger program when im not using it....OMFG WHAT A CONCEPT

I hate people who brodcast their lives in away messages like its some fucking blog.

Jess has a friend that ALWAYS DOES THAT...

example

on her friends messenger

"Sleepin....Work 9:45-3:30, class 5:30-9:30, night watch 10-3, Class 9-11:30, At albion 1-3, Basketball double header 4-? That's my schedule till saturday night!"

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK...SIGN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT OFF...Its not to INSTANT if you dont get my fucking messaged till a day later is it.

I usually use afk

yeah i never got the point for away messages, unless its for a very short period of time.

bingo..... annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:

Same as Nyck, I hate the fucking life bios people put in there. Regardless of how long I am gone/not using AIM, I sign off.

happy:

I always forget away messages. X-Fire is probably connected at my apt. right now, or it took a shit (big surprise). Here's one of my homo emo friends away messages:

[quote:e847e].when you think of we; our society.
.how much head-room do you receive, and therefore, achieve?
.dont be afraid to sum it poetically, illogically...
.hail to the right brain.[/quote:e847e]

I don't even know wtf he's trying to say... annoy:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4b226]john (c) | Wintersfudge is the king of the homos...[/quote:4b226] eek:

[quote:5d868]Out with my girl to try and cheer Ricky up.

*I Love Sherri!*[/quote:5d868]

mine are always random words or offensive sayings just to throw the parents off...

"Bonging stem cells"
"Tom Selleck riding a donkey into Jeruselum while fisting a marmit"

yeah, you usually have some funny ones up.


Mine are pretty literal. Sometimes i'll put in a phrase or something and then with one of the words, i'll add a hyperlink to a funny picture/article

Some people's messages on my list:
[quote:d0b23]if your a fat chick getten your fuck on tonight go Ooo Ooo Ooo[/quote:d0b23]

[quote:d0b23]so kiss me like you did my heart stopped
beating such a softer sin
I'm melting, i'm melting
in your eyes i lost my place
could stay a while and i'm melting
in your eyes like my first time
that i caught fire just stay with me
lay with me now[/quote:d0b23]

rofl at Ktogs jersusalem.....Mine are just what im doing...no gay blink 182 lyrics oOo:

I have a joke in mine. Too long to type it here, dont think you guy's'll find it all too good, but its a whole lot better than the default.

mine has only gone as far as to say, doing a shit.

I usually just walk away from my computer and forget AIM is even running.

i either do links to things or put random words up. sometimes the rare inside joke or lyrics to a song that doesn't suck emo penis.

[quote:7193e]
BRB masterbating
[/quote:7193e]


who cares?

i never use away messages

i keep mine up to tell my friends that im home,its how everyone knows im home .

this reminds me of the athf episode i saw last night, where shake gets that cyber internet suit and helmet rock:

these are my cyber emotions! "LOL" "OMG! IMHO"


rofl happy:


i never use away messages, if i go for a while i just use *appear invisible* option on yahoo messenger. works fine.

Inivisible also availible on aim..