having fun with the privileges of being 18
 

Yesterday I turned 18 dance: . I went and bought some pellets for my friend's bb gun at Wal-mart.

Today, my friends and I (I'm the only one that turned 18 so far) went to a 7-11 type store called CHUBBY'S. We looked over at the porno section and bought "Sexy Babes OVER 40" magazine. The indian woman at the counter gave me the weirdest face...I wish I had a camera! So we're going to put random pictures of the magazine into people's books/backpacks/instrument cases/etc.
We're even going to just cut out the quotes that are next to some of the models. For example, next to one of the photographs was the quote, 'I just love it when a guy cums all over my tits. It makes me feel going knowing that I knew how to please him." happy:


Anyone of you guys have an experience like that? (buying porn for jokes and cashier giving you a weird look)

your only 18 oOo:

happy bday anyway man beer:

biggrin: yeah. She actually didn't even check for my I.D. (must be 18 in the US to buy pornography and tobacco). I should report her so she loses her job! (nah, that's an asshole move. We better keep her there so she could give my friends the benefit of the doubt.)privileges

eek:


....no, nothing like that Cole. On my 18th birthday, my bro and his buddy took me out to a bar/club. We all hooked up with these three girls and ended up taking them back to a motel room. I got laid for my 18th birthday....not too shabby.

But, i always remembered feeling kinda funny whenever i bought condoms. The sales girl would be like "Have a nice day" and i'd reply: "Yeah, thats the plan"

Probably gonna forget the porno mag tommorow and keep it for your own use...You probably have a excuse already to tell your friends "My dad found it dudes" beer:

just buy em in the bathrooms oOo:

ROFL

on my 17th birthday I went to a bar and I was on the guestlist, but i still managed to get kicked out cause i didn't take my id with me obviously.

18th birthday i got loaded at Coyotes night club, my friend went around telling all the good looking girls it was my birthday, i danced with them with a huge boner and then i passed out. and that was my 18th.

finally your legal freak:

I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.

When I turned 18, I found out that I had chest hair.

[quote="Airborne Butters":0d63b]finally your legal freak:[/quote:0d63b] happy:

happy:

[quote="Bean 2":ef246]I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.[/quote:ef246]there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers

[quote=Coleman]there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:4b543]stop by my place, more bang for ur buck happy:

[quote=Coleman]there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:80778]

yea i know what you mean. The first time i went to a strip club was last semester. I go to college in upstate New York. I dont know if anyone knows much about upstate New York, especially where i go to college, but the women look like they grew up to a nuclear power plant. It was the worst experience. Me and a friend payed 10 bucks for 40 year old women with saggy boobs. One lady looked like she just had a kid, you could see she had a C-section. But try going to one in a big city. They usually have good ones.

[quote="Bean 2":3768a][quote=Coleman]there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:3768a]

yea i know what you mean. The first time i went to a strip club was last semester. I go to college in upstate New York. I dont know if anyone knows much about upstate New York, especially where i go to college, but the women look like they grew up to a nuclear power plant. It was the worst experience. Me and a friend payed 10 bucks for 40 year old women with saggy boobs. One lady looked like she just had a kid, you could see she had a C-section. But try going to one in a big city. They usually have good ones.[/quote:3768a]LMAO @ c-section and nuclear plant

head to montreal

You want to talk about ugly strippers? Try going to the Strippers in Wainwright. Wainwright is a very small town in Northern Alberta that pretty much lives off the military because thats all thats there. CFB Wainwright. The only guys the strippers see are army guys. Included in that are US army guys, UK army guys, Australian army guys etc because they all come here to train. Now imagine how ugly the strippers are. I'd shoot myself if i lived in wainwright.

I turned 18 on my prom night. The girl i wanted to go with couldnt go because of her parents, so i ended up going with a friend of my friends gf. she was really boring and i ended up getting my sister to come pick me up after the dance and we went to the liquor store and i bought a lottery ticket.

thats it.

+1

wow

lol

I dont turn 18 for another four years. And on that day...well, Im not looking forward to it. 17's my day, 18 is becoming an adult, and hell, I dont want to do that.

ahh that's right. I can buy lottery tickets now. I totally forgot about that. oOo: biggrin:

Happy Birthday! Now go register with selective service so you'll be draft eligible. Oh yeah, and keep us updated when you get your ass busted for bringing porno to school. biggrin:

When I turned 18, I joined the Air Force. You should do the same, and we could be the two best Airmen ever. We would rock the world with our blue.

The porn thing seems like something an 8 year old would do.

Probably not.

Well instead of buying it they would steal it from their father. But an 18 year old doing what coleman discribed is a little immature.

My brother buys bluntwraps all the time.

Me in the porn shop

Guy behind counter

"we have our regular movies over here or if your looking for just straight fucking, we have complitations over here. These are our best of scene movies here, I dont like them because someone else is picking the scenes and not me"

I end up picking this

[img]http://images.searchextreme.com/covers/front/1000002969.jpg[/img]

Porn Jedi behind the counter
"ooo Nice choice..."

"true story"

[img]http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_43068.jpg[/img]

^ oOo: annoy:

go get yourself a tattoo

I killed my first human on my 18th birthday. mwah:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":c284b]When I turned 18, I joined the Air Force. You should do the same, and we could be the two best Airmen ever. We would rock the world with our blue.[/quote:c284b]

you guys could be like Maverick and Goose, +1 to you both
[img]http://espn.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/goose_maverick.jpg[/img]