CHIMPS ATTACK COUPLE
 

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Several chimpanzees escaped from their cages at an animal sanctuary in California and chewed off a man's face off, according to doctors. oOo:

Sanctuary workers at the Animal Haven Ranch shot and killed two of the powerful animals.

A local television station said the chimps attacked a couple who were visiting another chimpanzee that used to be their pet.

The couple were airlifted to hospital with serious injuries after the attack.

Dr. Maureen Martin, of Kern Medical Center, told the television station that the monkeys "chewed most of the man's face off" and said he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to re-attach his nose.

The woman had serious bites to her hands and arms.

Martine Colette, animal director of the Wildlife WayStation, a sanctuary near Los Angeles said chimpanzees can turn nasty if not treated properly.

"Chimps are notoriously strong and they have some very, very specific behaviours," she said.

"If someone tries to confine them, they will definitely put up a fight."

The chimp that had been a pet was not involved in the attack, the authorities said.
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Animal revolt ed:

/cocks shotgun

what a shame biggrin:

they came to give the chimp a birthday cake. WTF chimps with bday cakes?????????? Poeple try to humanize critters way too much

the monkeys "chewed most of the man's face off"


LMAO thats fucked up

Maybe it'd been drinking....

[img]http://www.captiveanimals.org/images/drinking.jpg[/img]

.....and then just went WILD!!!!!!!

[img]http://www.captiveanimals.org/images/drinking3.jpg[/img]

"Lets 'Ave ittttttttttt!!!!!!!!11"

*jumps on Barman's face*

Im going to call Charleton Heston, hell know what to do.

They thirst.... For blood.

[quote="Bean 2":7bbdf]Im going to call Charleton Heston, hell know what to do.[/quote:7bbdf]
Look at the guy whos face was chewed off and say : "YOU MANIACS! YOU CHEWED IT OFF!"

[quote="Infernal_":fb5b9]the monkeys "chewed most of the man's face off"


LMAO thats fucked up[/quote:fb5b9]


oOo: oOo: wtf

there's nothing like seeing a topic in bold letters saying 'CHIMP ATTACKS COUPLE'

You knew this would happen when blacks moved to that place! annoy:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bdda]You knew this would happen when blacks moved to that place! annoy:[/quote:2bdda]

rolleyes:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d94c9]You knew this would happen when blacks moved to that place! annoy:[/quote:d94c9]

die in a rain forest

[quote=Bleuachdu]die in a rain forest[/quote:ef357]

As long as it is in the Amazon.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":27b84][quote=Bleuachdu]die in a rain forest[/quote:27b84]

As long as it is in the Amazon.[/quote:27b84]

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roflle, kill them

[quote:e6d1f]Sanctuary workers at the Animal Haven Ranch shot and killed two of the powerful animals.[/quote:e6d1f]


... i dont understand this. kill the animals because the keepers werent careful enough with them. they shouldve shot and killed the keepers.


and ...

[quote:e6d1f]"If someone tries to confine them, they will definitely put up a fight." [/quote:e6d1f]

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'Dat chimp is all sixes an' sevens, ya know wha' ah' mean mate? oOo:

shut up.

i fucking hate it when people put clothes on chimps...

Yeah, that shit's fucked up....

[img]http://24.58.170.36/upload/StfuBch.jpg[/img]

funny not found

you gonna eat cho cone bread?

[quote=Tripper][quote="Duke_of_Ray":e14e8]As long as it is in the Amazon.[/quote:e14e8]

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So 1995. rolleyes:

I want to fight a war with some...

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a67a4][quote=Tripper][quote="Duke_of_Ray":a67a4]As long as it is in the Amazon.[/quote:a67a4]

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So 1995. rolleyes:[/quote:a67a4]

Yup....1995... oOo:

shit happens




atleast it wasn't his cock that got gnawed off by the chimp...