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CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 10:50 AM
To hell and back again
 
Anybody ever here of Howard Storm, the guy who had a near death experience, went to hell, and then came back to life? The guy had been an atheist all his life, now hes a Minister. read "My Descent into Death", this is great stuff.

Airborne Butters 03-06-2005 10:54 AM
I thought we were talking about Meatloafs last album

Nyck 03-06-2005 10:57 AM
Bob had bitch tits

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 10:59 AM
[quote="Airborne Butters":e6f80]I thought we were talking about Meatloafs last album[/quote:e6f80]
eek: Who the fuck listens to meatloaf (texas ranger)?
and Nyck: His name is Robert Paulson,.....

Innoxx 03-06-2005 11:00 AM
Fuck you, Bat Outta Hell I & II rocked.

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 11:04 AM
eek: offtopic:
can we get back ontopic pls?

Jin-Roh 03-06-2005 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
eek: offtopic:
can we get back ontopic pls?
Nope... this thread is ...

Innoxx 03-06-2005 11:11 AM
Why don't you start by posting an article about him, Coma?

Jin-Roh 03-06-2005 11:14 AM
Dude! I am totally hijacking this thread.


My dad bought a '66 Plymouth Barracuda today.

Airborne Butters 03-06-2005 11:15 AM
[img]http://homepage3.nifty.com/music99/AlbumCovers/RCorben/Meatloaf_BatOutOfHell.jpg[/img]

Sgt. Paine 03-06-2005 11:17 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":74684]Dude! I am totally hijacking this thread.


My dad bought a '66 Plymouth Barracuda today.[/quote:74684]

hott post pics

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
Why don't you start by posting an article about him, Coma?
weel, I dont have any articles, just read his book, and wanted to share the experience with you all.

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 11:54 AM
okay here is some stuff about him
his book:
[url:ca5c5]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0385513763/qid=1110134713/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-6410268-7506518?v=glance&s=books[/url:ca5c5]
some other sites:

[url:ca5c5]http://www.finalfrontier.org.uk/storm.htm[/url:ca5c5]
[url:ca5c5]http://www.near-death.com/storm.html[/url:ca5c5]

Innoxx 03-06-2005 11:56 AM
Why would I go through the trouble of finding this book and reading it when I don't really care about this guy in the first place?

EDIT: I'll read his little blurbs that Coma posted, and I've found out that it is just a wonderful story. Like every other religious tale; no real proof. Shit, I bet the guy just had another drug-induced psychosis episode, which is totally cool in my book.

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 12:10 PM
You should read the book. If ur religous, its a good read.

Innoxx 03-06-2005 12:14 PM
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 12:15 PM
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?

Innoxx 03-06-2005 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him Who is able to eat chocolate" (Matt 10:28)

Whatada 03-06-2005 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him Who is able to eat chocolate" (Matt 10:28)

lmao.. +1

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:

Pyro 03-06-2005 04:50 PM
Went to hell and came back...well holy shit im a believer now because of this great man who changed his ways.

Like couldn't he of broke back the devils pitchfork to prove he was there or something?

Innoxx 03-06-2005 05:50 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":13bd8]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:[/quote:13bd8]

Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 05:52 PM
[quote=Innoxx]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":97a72
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.[/quote:97a72]

annoy:

Innoxx 03-06-2005 05:57 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":201de][quote=Innoxx]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":201de
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.[/quote:201de]

annoy:[/quote:201de]

What?

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 06:22 PM
[quote=Innoxx][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2e632]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":2e632
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.
annoy:[/quote:2e632]

What?[/quote:2e632]

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Maplegyver 03-06-2005 06:32 PM
he was playing doom 3

snipes 03-06-2005 09:34 PM
oOo: calmdown:

Stammer 03-06-2005 09:37 PM
Re: To hell and back again
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Anybody ever here of Howard Storm, the guy who had a near death experience, went to hell, and then came back to life? The guy had been an atheist all his life, now hes a Minister. read "My Descent into Death", this is great stuff.
nag:

Blase 03-06-2005 09:57 PM
[img]http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/bradpittomghi2u_1.jpg[/img]

elitecloud 03-06-2005 11:52 PM
omg he's just like constantine

does he kill half breed demons in his spare time? cry: cry:

Whatada 03-07-2005 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blase
[img]http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/bradpittomghi2u_1.jpg[/img]

Please god, hit Brad instead.


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