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Duke_of_Ray 03-09-2005 09:50 PM

Got my job and Ship date for basic!
 
Well a little more info I am sure you are all dying to hear about me. I got my Air Force job and ship date for basic training yesterday. Usually down at your military physical, you find out what your job is going to be, but since the Air Force does not need that many people right now you list 4 jobs you want and then they pick from there. Anyways I got my first choice, Intelligence Applications. I will ship out for Basic on Spetember 12th, and then go from there to San Angelo, Texas for 19 weeks of training. So you people from all countries can be secure that I will be choosing where bombs fall!

Check out my sexy, and most important job:

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/airforce ... b1n0x1.htm

Jin-Roh 03-09-2005 09:52 PM

Don't mess up.

Duke_of_Ray 03-09-2005 09:53 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":a2668]Don't mess up.[/quote:a2668]

How could I? I am doing this for you!

Nyck 03-09-2005 09:55 PM

IN BEFORE THE INTELLIGENCE REMARKS

geRV 03-09-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
IN BEFORE THE INTELLIGENCE REMARKS

I just picked myself off the ground after reading the job description loney:

TonyMontana 03-09-2005 09:57 PM

^^

I can sleep better now knowing the good ol duke will be working with US Intelligence

Jin-Roh 03-09-2005 09:59 PM

He'll be making sandwiches for the next 20 years before he handles anything "important".

geRV 03-09-2005 10:00 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":19591]He'll be making sandwiches for the next 20 years before he handles anything "important".[/quote:19591]

4 star cock? eek:

Innoxx 03-09-2005 10:03 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":30918
He'll be making sandwiches for the next 20 years before he handles anything "important".

4 star cock? eek:[/quote:30918]

[img]http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnerdesklg.jpg[/img]

Blase 03-09-2005 10:08 PM

Grats Duke!

BTW, I got my package. I love you.

BTWA, Thanks for the note. It made my day. beer: dance: rock: happy:

geRV 03-09-2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase

BTWA, Thanks for the note. It made my day. beer: dance: rock: happy:

Oh fuck i gotta see this, scan it in is it another "i wanna hump your leg" in disguise note?

geRV 03-09-2005 10:17 PM

[quote=Innoxx]
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":145ac
He'll be making sandwiches for the next 20 years before he handles anything "important".

4 star cock? eek:

[img]http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnerdesklg.jpg[/img][/quote:145ac]

I was assuming it might have been the job of "jet crash test dummy" but an under the table job is pretty probable.

TGB! 03-09-2005 10:20 PM

jesus fucking christ. . .

i thought i was afraid of those boys i met in boot camp in san diego -

annoy:

Blase 03-09-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Oh fuck i gotta see this, scan it in

[url=http://paintedover.com/uploads/show.php?loc=16&f=pdrm0218.jpg:4806c][img]http://img16.paintedover.com/uploads/16/pdrm0218.jpg[/img][/url:4806c]

geRV 03-09-2005 10:26 PM

Watter oOo:

"Your oversized hardrive"..do i detect a thinly veiled sexual reference there? eek:

Duke..commit yourself PLEASE

elitecloud 03-09-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV

Duke..commit suicide on yourself PLEASE


Blase 03-09-2005 11:46 PM

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":d0a1d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV

Duke..commit suicide on yourself PLEASE

[/quote:d0a1d]

That's not what he said. eek:

KTOG 03-10-2005 01:25 AM

happy: The best part of the letter is when he corrects his mistake!

Eight Ace 03-10-2005 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
happy: The best part of the letter is when he corrects his mistake!

the gentlemanly art of letter writing is alive and well with our bravest colleague,

You get those dirty bastards Duke...get em good... beer:

elstatec 03-10-2005 05:19 AM

Intelligence stupid:

Mr.Buttocks 03-10-2005 05:30 AM

Re: Got my job and Ship date for basic!
 
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":05203]So you people from all countries can be secure that I will be choosing where bombs fall![/quote:05203]

happy:


Make sure they're dropping bombs of love.

Short Hand 03-10-2005 09:33 AM

wow... you get to decide where to drop bombs and kill people...... If you are a "Religous person" like you say, then you have a one way ticket to hell reserved.

Bean 2 03-10-2005 09:39 AM

[quote="Short Hand":044f8]wow... you get to decide where to drop bombs and kill people...... If you are a "Religous person" like you say, then you have a one way ticket to hell reserved.[/quote:044f8]

But Bush is Gods favorite person so Duke will have a place in heaven.

Short Hand 03-10-2005 09:40 AM

lol biggrin:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-10-2005 10:03 AM

The Duke has been chosen to lead America in airforce intelligence!


I think perhaps this may be why the Chinese Embassy was bombed in Kosovo & a British Army Saracen Recce tank was strafed numerous times by an A10 warthog. oOo: biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 03-10-2005 11:29 AM

Thats what my handwriting really looks like, pretty good eh? That was one tough letter to churn out, had to put all my emotions into it. Don't worry, the only bombs that fall from my hands will be so that love and monkey happiness can be spread with out any resistance from dirty bugs. I do believe I could use a Navy boys help Fluffy, we would be one great duo!

geRV 03-10-2005 11:34 AM

Just as well most places uses computers these days and handwriting doesn't play much of a part in it, if it did dukes first day on the job would have the whitehouse hit with an airstrike. oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 03-10-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Just as well most places uses computers these days and handwriting doesn't play much of a part in it, if it did dukes first day on the job would have the whitehouse hit with an airstrike. oOo:

Hah hah! Actually I will probably have a desk job at first, or something like that. Keeping the Intell library up to date, but if if I am going to get 19 weeks of training then I want to do something more when I get the chance. No matter what, there are going to be some pretty pics for you guys.

Sgt>Stackem 03-10-2005 11:55 AM

cat/bear?

geRV 03-10-2005 11:56 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":19a33]cat/bear?[/quote:19a33]

Random oOo: speak.

Mr.Buttocks 03-10-2005 12:05 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":bf78d
cat/bear?

Random oOo: speak.[/quote:bf78d]



Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Just as well most places uses comouters these days


6z-8-z=4(z+10) 03-10-2005 12:14 PM

good luck dude!

geRV 03-10-2005 12:15 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":60afb][quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sgt>Stackem":60afb
cat/bear?

Random oOo: speak.[/quote:60afb]



Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Just as well most places uses comouters these days

[/quote:60afb]

Nice edit oOo:

Mr.Buttocks 03-10-2005 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV

Nice edit oOo:


Yeah by you. eek:

geRV 03-10-2005 12:22 PM

no..

Mr.Buttocks 03-10-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
no..


You, sir, are a liar.

geRV 03-10-2005 12:40 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":00c40]
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
no..


You, sir, are a liar.[/quote:00c40]

ed: plzdie:




[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/smiley_watchout.gif[/img]

Coleman 03-10-2005 02:33 PM

spank:

Poseidon 03-10-2005 03:13 PM

good luck with the airforce!!!

Duke_of_Ray 03-10-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
good luck with the airforce!!!

Your in the British Air Force right? What is job going to be?


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