Man with two penises loses wife
 

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Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.


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PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy:

i want 2 penises loney:









or at least 1 oOo: oOo:

wow

wtf sick germans freak:

why the hell would she leave him if he had two of them?

apparently she isn't into guys who are two cocky. eek:

wtf

[quote="Eight Ace":8111c]apparently she isn't into guys who are two cocky. eek:[/quote:8111c]


happy: biggrin:

lmao at his third penis.

rofl 8a....

i heard about this guy, he actually named both the penises... he named the first one Jose, and the second hose b....

-1

annoy:

awwww... fuck you guys...

i wanna have lotsa penisses so i can make love with lotsa hot chix

he could have done her in da azz and the punanni at the same time rock:

imwithstupid: , in a good way happy:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2292e]he could have done her in da azz and the punanni at the same time rock:[/quote:2292e]
dp alone happy:

[quote="Eight Ace":5f68f]apparently she isn't into guys who are two cocky. eek:[/quote:5f68f]


lol, clever

Two heads are better than one.

fuck the wife could be double penetrated for life.

That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:

[quote:fbbe3]awwww... fuck you guys...[/quote:fbbe3]

Cmon now. . .you know that was bad. . .

These Double Entendre attempts after Eights just fall flat. . .

[quote="$p!k3":5152c]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:5152c]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":fe058][quote="$p!k3":fe058]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:fe058]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.[/quote:fe058]


Stfu muchacho.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":042dc][quote="Sgt. Duffy":042dc][quote="$p!k3":042dc]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:042dc]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.[/quote:042dc]


Stfu muchacho.[/quote:042dc]

i was just thinking that.

btw Eight Ace, +1

happy:

but does he have any feeling in his second dong?

+1

[quote="TGB!":ca9d5][quote:ca9d5]awwww... fuck you guys...[/quote:ca9d5]

Cmon now. . .you know that was bad. . .

These Double Entendre attempts after Eights just fall flat. . .[/quote:ca9d5]

i know, you're right, 8 took the cake, i thought people would recognize my joke, as i did not make it up...

to be honest, my dad told me that joke 20 years ago, except it starts with "hear about the Mexican with 2 dicks", makes the Jose word play a little more funny...

lol +1 8ace. yea, well I got the old one removed, so now shes back with me, and likin #3