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CoMaToSe 03-17-2005 12:00 PM

OFFICIAL Joke Thread
 
Let's Sticky this one, eh?

one day a son comes home from school, and asks his dad how government works. His father replies "Well think of it this way, son. In this family, your mother is in charge a therefore represents the government, and I'm the economy because I'm the bread winner. the maid is the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother isthe future. so think about that."

that night, the son wakes up because the baby is crying. He checks it and finds a loaded diaper. He goes into his parents bedroom, and his mom is alone in the bed, fast asleep. try as he might, he is unable to wake her up. He then goes down the hall to the maid's room, only to find his father having sex with her. He sneaks off to bed, puts a pillow over the baby's face to silence it, and goes to sleep.

the next morning, his father says to him "so, do you think you understand how government works?"
the son says "yes. the government is in a dream world, ignoring the people, the economy is screwing the working class, and the future is full of shit."

Maplegyver 03-17-2005 12:02 PM

knock,knock


whose there





stfu

Godsmack 03-17-2005 12:03 PM

Shut up and post pics of your sister

bukdez 03-17-2005 12:07 PM

aren't there like 900 joke threads floating around here?...

Zoner 03-17-2005 12:37 PM

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' Drizzle.


I got nothin'.

Eight Ace 03-17-2005 01:16 PM

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know….and I'm going to grow tits too."

Judas 03-17-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' Drizzle.


I got nothin'.

i thought that one was pretty lol.

Hawke 03-17-2005 01:22 PM

oOo:

Maplegyver 03-17-2005 01:27 PM

[img]http://daily.greencine.com/archives/christopher-walken.jpg[/img]

SoLiDUS 03-17-2005 01:30 PM

Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.

geRV 03-17-2005 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.

biggrin:

TonyMontana 03-17-2005 01:37 PM

Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

geRV 03-17-2005 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]

TonyMontana 03-17-2005 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]

isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn

geRV 03-17-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]

isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn

LOL fuck off biggrin: almost 9pm and i dont drink.

P.s: best use of that smiley ever. biggrin:

TonyMontana 03-17-2005 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]

isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn

LOL fuck off biggrin: almost 9pm and i dont drink.

P.s: best use of that smiley ever. biggrin:

biggrin: beer:

Judas 03-17-2005 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
leprachaun suit


Nyck 03-17-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.

rofl wtf you stole that off me from the joke thread two weeks ago

rock:


GUy and a girl are on a date and the guy drives out to look out point. Everythings going good, they are getting hot and heavy when the girl stops and says.."I'm sorry I have to be honest, Im a hooker and if you want to have sex its gonna cost 25 bucks"
The guy thinks for a second and says Okay and gives her the 25 bucks and they get their fuck on.
They finish and the guy looks at the girl and says "Honey Im sorry but I have to be honest with you now too."
"Im a cabby and its gonna cost you 25 dollars to get your ass home"

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:25 PM

Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@

geRV 03-17-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/scale.jpg[/img]

geRV 03-17-2005 03:32 PM

Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

oOo:

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

oOo:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/scale2.jpg[/img]

fuck you

Nyck 03-17-2005 03:35 PM

Whats this?
[img]http://ntinspections.com/img/okay.jpg[/img]






ethiopian headlock

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:37 PM

fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers

geRV 03-17-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers

I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers

I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:


touche.

Pyro 03-17-2005 04:44 PM

Victor, gerv is right...that joke was terrible lol.

Eight Ace 03-17-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
leprachaun suit


oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:

geRV 03-17-2005 05:14 PM

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/bandwagon2.jpg[/img]

Judas 03-17-2005 05:17 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":e6449]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
leprachaun suit


oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:[/quote:e6449]

nice try again, homo ace. however, you were not able to save face, with your shitty sense of humor, youdisgrace. word , homeboy. catch me on the flip flop.


#123124 :
eat my shit.

Pyro 03-17-2005 05:19 PM

make love not war.

Doctor Duffy 03-17-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
Shut up and post pics of your sister


Eight Ace 03-17-2005 05:28 PM

[quote=Judas]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":fa1f1
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
leprachaun suit


oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:

nice try again, homo ace. however, you were not able to save face, with your shitty sense of humor, youdisgrace. word , homeboy. catch me on the flip flop.


eat my shit.[/quote:fa1f1]
you were good when your posts were limited to "no" and "stfu", now you're just crap.

Judas 03-17-2005 05:36 PM

itll be all better once tripper comes to rescue you honey.


reference previous post #123124

Coleman 03-17-2005 05:43 PM

wtf. Why is everyone pissed at Judas? He's one of the best people that posts...

Eight Ace 03-17-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
itll be all better once tripper comes to rescue you honey.


reference previous post #123124

lol...what exactly will he be rescuing me from? eek:

Pyro 03-17-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
wtf. Why is everyone pissed at Judas? He's one of the best people that posts...

That was said about me a year ago.

Shit changes when everyone becomes followers.

Coleman 03-17-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
wtf. Why is everyone pissed at Judas? He's one of the best people that posts...

That was said about me a year ago.

Shit changes when everyone becomes followers.

you were a sack of she 2 years ago. You've learned to quiet down a bit, but now you're quite tolerable.

TonyMontana 03-17-2005 05:49 PM

you're all jokes...

plzdie:

i kid...just stfu and post jokes

Godsmack 03-17-2005 06:13 PM

Why was the g-unit not allowed on the bus












THey didnt have 50 cent



oOo: biggrin:


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