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Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2005 09:28 PM

Girls, they are crazy!
 
I think women are the craziest living creatures on this planet. Today at school I make one mad because I tell her if my friend had any sense he would not take this one girl to prom, and she says that is the meanest thing I ever said, she told me she hoped I died in Iraq! She wanted my friend to take this girl that is so annoying it would make anybody kill themselves, and she is just a sidekick follower. He didn't want to and they kept on and on asking him to take her, so I said what I said, and she got all mad, I even apologized and said that she needed to not be so mad so much, and she griped me out. WHo knows how this situation will turn out, she will probably tell her friend what I said. Oh yea, this is the girl I asked out and she told me no, thank God.

Thats not all. I was talking to another girl today, I took her to prom last year. At prom she hung around other guys and I never really saw her much, kinda pissed me off, oh well water under the bridge. We were talking and she is like,"if you can't find anybody else I will go to prom with you". Well lately I have been trying to do stuff with her, but she always comes up with an excuse about how she is busy or something. So I say to her "You are always busy when we try to do stuff, but you can make the time to go to prom with me". She went crazy, gripped me out because I told her how I felt about last year, and how I felt she only was wanting to go to prom with me. I mean, there is no way I can always be in the wrong, did I half way do the right thing here? I just can't sit and keep taking their crap, like I don't matter. Ladies, I need your advice, this is so stupid I could almost puke.

I can't always be in the wrong, I mean I just don't think it is possible, even if I tried!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Unknown_Sniper 03-21-2005 09:33 PM

welcome to the world of women. I have tried EVERYTHING to make my woman happy and I still get shit becasue I show up after a 3 hour drive 10 mintes late. go figure. Women are nuts turn gay and save yourself trouble.

Infernal_ 03-21-2005 09:36 PM

u will never understand the functions of the female brain, no man will. this is a fact. try not to take their shit, and give them shit back, glad i dont know or i stay away from those kind of girls.

Infernal_ 03-21-2005 09:38 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d4f2c]welcome to the world of women. I have tried EVERYTHING to make my woman happy and I still get shit becasue I show up after a 3 hour drive 10 mintes late. go figure. Women are nuts turn gay and save yourself trouble.[/quote:d4f2c]

actually i saw 2 fat gay guys today, i was creeped the fuck out.

"OMG!!! is that the same price we payed for our ps2?"

"OMG yes!!! its the same sticker that was on it when we got ours" lisps and all

"racing isnt a sport i dont want that game"

"yes it is a sport omg!!"

*shiver*

Judas 03-21-2005 09:38 PM

lol @ die in iraq

Tripper 03-21-2005 09:39 PM

Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.

Call her a bitch or something.

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2005 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq

I have heard it more than once. The girl that told me that use to be so cool, but she has became a totally different perosn. Ahh, it kills me. I mean, the other girl didn't even really apologize for she treated me at prom, thats what bothers me more than anything, and she won't do anything with me, but is more than willing to go to prom. Freaking prom is not that big of a deal to me, but the way people act is. annoy:

Tripper 03-21-2005 09:43 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":42762]
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Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq

I have heard it more than once. The girl that told me that use to be so cool, but she has became a totally different perosn. Ahh, it kills me. I mean, she didn't even really apologize for she treated me at prom, thats what bothers me more than anything, and she won't do anything with me, but is more than willing to go to prom. Freaking prom is not that big of a deal to me, but the way people act is. annoy:[/quote:42762]

Confront her about it then if she offers you bullshit, slap her round...You're a man aren't you? HIT THAT BITCH.

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2005 09:44 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":1268f
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq

I have heard it more than once. The girl that told me that use to be so cool, but she has became a totally different perosn. Ahh, it kills me. I mean, she didn't even really apologize for she treated me at prom, thats what bothers me more than anything, and she won't do anything with me, but is more than willing to go to prom. Freaking prom is not that big of a deal to me, but the way people act is. annoy:

Confront her about it then if she offers you bullshit, slap her round...You're a man aren't you? HIT THAT BITCH.[/quote:1268f]

Cna I use a chainsaw?

Machette 03-21-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq


Infernal_ 03-21-2005 09:51 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":4f7c8][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":4f7c8
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq

I have heard it more than once. The girl that told me that use to be so cool, but she has became a totally different perosn. Ahh, it kills me. I mean, she didn't even really apologize for she treated me at prom, thats what bothers me more than anything, and she won't do anything with me, but is more than willing to go to prom. Freaking prom is not that big of a deal to me, but the way people act is. annoy:

Confront her about it then if she offers you bullshit, slap her round...You're a man aren't you? HIT THAT BITCH.[/quote:4f7c8]

Cna I use a chainsaw?[/quote:4f7c8]

aslong as ur alone with her adn bury her under your tool shed, then post pics plz.

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2005 09:52 PM

[quote="Infernal_":b2621][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b2621][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":b2621
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
lol @ die in iraq

I have heard it more than once. The girl that told me that use to be so cool, but she has became a totally different perosn. Ahh, it kills me. I mean, she didn't even really apologize for she treated me at prom, thats what bothers me more than anything, and she won't do anything with me, but is more than willing to go to prom. Freaking prom is not that big of a deal to me, but the way people act is. annoy:

Confront her about it then if she offers you bullshit, slap her round...You're a man aren't you? HIT THAT BITCH.[/quote:b2621]

Cna I use a chainsaw?[/quote:b2621]

aslong as ur alone with her adn bury her under your tool shed, then post pics plz.[/quote:b2621]

Ofcourse pics, I do it GF1 style!

Infernal_ 03-21-2005 09:54 PM

biggrin: represent!!

also spray paint her car / house with GF1 on the side

or slut

Duke_of_Ray 03-21-2005 09:56 PM

[quote="Infernal_":c8d32]biggrin: represent!!

also spray paint her car / house with GF1 on the side

or slut[/quote:c8d32]

I think either would work, pretty much have the same meaning.

Coleman 03-21-2005 09:59 PM

I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:

Miscguy 03-21-2005 11:05 PM

I would have said pretty much the same things. Perhaps just differantly. In the first situation you could have put it a bit differantly, something along the lines of...

"You do realize that he doesnt want to go to the dance with (chick) because hes gay, right?"

BAM problem solved, now the girls will love him because hes "not threatening", and hes off the hook with the nasty chick.

Situation two requires a bit more grace and civility.

Dumb bitch: "if you can't find anybody else I will go to prom with you".
You: "Oh fuck that, all you did last time was try to fuck other guys all night."

Again problems solved, now she hates you and you never have to put up with her shit again. Fuck that bitch and her "busy" schedule.

Milla 03-21-2005 11:06 PM

Im glad i found the girl for me, Yeah shes a typical girl who gives me shit, but i give her shit right back. We fight, dont talk to eachothe rfor like 2 mins, than we have incredible sex. gg

strvs 03-21-2005 11:16 PM

Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: sleeping: annoy: annoy: the_finger:

Milla 03-21-2005 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: sleeping: annoy: annoy: the_finger:

Exactly, they hint, when they say "i dont want you to come to the store with me" in laymens terms that means "you better fucking come"

strvs 03-21-2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: sleeping: annoy: annoy: the_finger:

Exactly, they hint, when they say "i dont want you to come to the store with me" in laymens terms that means "you better fucking come"

No doubt man beer: beer: beer: stupid: stupid: cuss: the_finger:

TGB! 03-21-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:

Dont worry sugar. . .your mother will always love you. . .

oOo:

Women are easy to deal with if youre not a nuetered child. . .just like men, women prey on weak men - time to scrub it with these two chicks and start fresh. . .get laid once and your confidence level will boost. Trust me. Everyone thinks they arent going to get laid - ever - in HS. . .but unless youre the ass side of ugly. . .youll get to drop your penis in something -

Just be a man and man up to these broads.

Oh and I think you need to be removed from society. . .I really do.

Milla 03-22-2005 12:08 AM

[quote="TGB!":faa64]Everyone thinks they arent going to get laid - ever - in HS. . .but unless youre the ass side of ugly. . .youll get to drop your penis in something [/quote:faa64]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote="TGB!":faa64]Oh and I think you need to be removed from society. . .I really do[/quote:faa64]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!111111111

GG TGB

Tripper 03-22-2005 03:44 AM

rock:

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 03-22-2005 06:42 AM

women are like engines. When they break down, its usually you're fault

Short Hand 03-22-2005 06:46 AM

She wants to fuck.

Sniper101 03-22-2005 07:16 AM

When in an arguement with a women you are ALWAYS wrong, even if you might be right. Just leave it alone, get off the subject make up and have sex

geRV 03-22-2005 07:19 AM

Re: Girls, they are crazy!
 
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":773d8]
I can't always be in the wrong, I mean I just don't think it is possible, even if I tried!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!![/quote:773d8]

I think....actually KNOW you can plzdie:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 03-22-2005 08:48 AM

best advice I ever had is to never give a fk & if they give you grief put em in their place. If they wana leave you or break up just say 'O.K, I'm kinda hungry, you know any places that serve doughnuts round here?'

Pyro 03-22-2005 08:55 AM

I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

Mr.Buttocks 03-22-2005 09:16 AM

[quote="TGB!":13f56]

time to scrub it with these two chicks and start fresh
[/quote:13f56]

TGB! 03-22-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

I do. You may not - but that dont mean noone does. . .

Pyro 03-22-2005 09:54 AM

[quote="TGB!":393da]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

I do. You may not - but that dont mean noone does. . .[/quote:393da]

If I wanted to bang fat chicks, I would ask you for advice on girls.

Duke_of_Ray 03-22-2005 10:18 AM

[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":e212e
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

I do. You may not - but that dont mean noone does. . .

If I wanted to bang fat chicks, I would ask you for advice on girls.[/quote:e212e]

Isn't there a no double account rule? oOo: The one girl who I told waht I thought about her friend is being real nice today, she is like a manic depressive. Who knows....

CoMaToSe 03-22-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:

ed: orgasmic singer is gone? loney:

TGB! 03-22-2005 10:36 AM

[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":ef787
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

I do. You may not - but that dont mean noone does. . .

If I wanted to bang fat chicks, I would ask you for advice on girls.[/quote:ef787]

A bang is a bang mang. . .definitely for you - gotta crawl before you can fuck. . .

Short Hand 03-22-2005 10:41 AM

I would so tap your black ass. Hotness.

TonyMontana 03-22-2005 11:15 AM

[img]http://movv.com/prvupload/uploads/pp.jpg[/img]

Pyro 03-22-2005 11:17 AM

[quote="TGB!":80596][quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":80596
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.

I do. You may not - but that dont mean noone does. . .

If I wanted to bang fat chicks, I would ask you for advice on girls.[/quote:80596]

A bang is a bang mang. . .definitely for you - gotta crawl before you can fuck. . .[/quote:80596]

There are limits.

Bleuachdu 03-22-2005 11:20 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e7b69]Isn't there a no double account rule? oOo: [/quote:e7b69]

Call your recruiter and see if you can leave early

Godsmack 03-22-2005 11:32 AM

[quote=Bleuachdu]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":c50a4
Isn't there a no double account rule? oOo:

Call your recruiter and see if you can leave early[/quote:c50a4]


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