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BlackJackal 03-26-2005 05:03 PM

my friend is a dumbass
 
he totaled his truck swatting a spider. pics:
http://img167.exs.cx/img167/2787/truck29ow.jpg
http://img167.exs.cx/img167/2677/truck12vf.jpg

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-26-2005 05:16 PM

I think you can safely say the frame is bent lol

ninty 03-26-2005 05:19 PM

ahahahhhh

Eight Ace 03-26-2005 05:23 PM

annoy: never mind the frigging truck...what about the spider, is it ok?

BlackJackal 03-26-2005 05:30 PM

no

Eight Ace 03-26-2005 05:31 PM

oh... loney:

Pyro 03-26-2005 05:33 PM

unfortunate, but he purposlly put his attention elsewhere.

Nyck 03-26-2005 06:01 PM

Title of this thread says it all.

Tripper 03-26-2005 07:22 PM

I'd probably have worried about the same thing. I hate spiders.

imported_Grim_Reaper 03-26-2005 07:32 PM

Poor spider

mr.miyagi 03-26-2005 07:39 PM

This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:

Eight Ace 03-26-2005 07:54 PM

^^ omfcg...co-joined as well...double teh tragedy... cry:

if only Pyro had been driving, he wouldn't have reacted at all to Samanthas playful leap....rip loney:

elstatec 03-26-2005 08:15 PM

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/1111882494738.jpg[/img]

Gonzo 03-26-2005 08:20 PM

that sucks looks like you live out in hick ville

Stammer 03-26-2005 08:27 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/MattRG/babywtfomfgbbq.gif[/img]

Akuma 03-26-2005 08:32 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":f488f]Poor spider[/quote:f488f]

Sgt>Stackem 03-27-2005 08:45 AM

nice house

Madmartagen 03-27-2005 02:33 PM

LOL, did he roll it?

Unknown_Sniper 03-27-2005 10:26 PM

ya it rolled. My guess he lost control after giving away his attention, went down a ditch at a moderate speed(somwhere around 30) and rolled it. ID like to hear more. either way he was stupid enough to loose his attention on a spider and that cost him a lot more than a paintful bite.

BlackJackal 03-27-2005 10:58 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":bba1a]ya it rolled. My guess he lost control after giving away his attention, went down a ditch at a moderate speed(somwhere around 30) and rolled it. ID like to hear more. either way he was stupid enough to loose his attention on a spider and that cost him a lot more than a paintful bite.[/quote:bba1a]
right. he hit a turn sign and destroyed a real estate sign also. he hit some sort of hill and rolled. he's lucky he didnt get hurt. but the worst part, is that less then a month earlier, he rebuilt the transmission, which was also destoryed.

JBird 03-28-2005 01:33 AM

[quote="mr.miyagi":65564]This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:[/quote:65564]

what in christ IS that!!!???

Coleman 03-28-2005 01:42 AM

[img]http://img180.exs.cx/img180/9215/whoadudespiders4kl.gif[/img]

jujumantb 03-28-2005 01:44 AM

[quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":21767
This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:

what in christ IS that!!!???[/quote:21767]
I believe this particular creature was discussed a year or two back and it was concluded that it is not technically a spider, but some other funny name, they are big and scary, but are no threat to humans IIRC.

Tripper 03-28-2005 01:52 AM

[quote=jujumantb]
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":1edaf
This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:

what in christ IS that!!!???

I believe this particular creature was discussed a year or two back and it was concluded that it is not technically a spider, but some other funny name, they are big and scary, but are no threat to humans IIRC.[/quote:1edaf]

Aren't they camel spiders?

They can supposedly can run super fast and jump. I've heard stories of soldiers trying to shoot at them with no luck at all. They also apparently can finish off a camel quite fast for their size.

....Folklore or not, that pic is disgusting and I wanna throw up on ben afflecks crotch pump everytime I see it. Ewwwwww spiders.

jujumantb 03-28-2005 02:04 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
Quote:

Originally Posted by JBird
Quote:

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":ee5ce
This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:

what in christ IS that!!!???

I believe this particular creature was discussed a year or two back and it was concluded that it is not technically a spider, but some other funny name, they are big and scary, but are no threat to humans IIRC.

Aren't they camel spiders?

They can supposedly can run super fast and jump. I've heard stories of soldiers trying to shoot at them with no luck at all. They also apparently can finish off a camel quite fast for their size.

....Folklore or not, that pic is disgusting and I wanna throw up on ben afflecks crotch pump everytime I see it. Ewwwwww spiders.[/quote:ee5ce]
I just googled it... they can run 10mph, dunno about jumping, but they cant eat a camel, they arent even venomous, they are just named that because they live in the desert

Innoxx 03-28-2005 02:41 AM

[quote=JBird][quote="mr.miyagi":ab8a4]This was the offending species of spider to have cause the unfortunate distraction....it was given a proper burial this afternoon back in its home country of Iraq. R.I.P Samantha the spider....

[img]http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg[/img]

cry:[/quote]

what in christ [b][i]IS [/i][/b]that!!!???[/quote:ab8a4]

An optical illusion.

[url="http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/camelspider.html"]http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives ... pider.html[/url]

Unknown_Sniper 03-28-2005 10:33 AM

who wouldnt want to make sweet love to this little guy?
[img]http://www.camelspider.info/images/camelspider1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.camelspider.info/images/camelspider5.jpg[/img]
I dont care if there not venomous its those fangs I dont like.

JBird 03-28-2005 02:28 PM

thanks for that optical illusion link. you can tell by the dudes sleeve in the foreground that they are alot smaller than that pic leads on. i also compared the spiders size to that soldiers leg in teh backround instead of the sleeve. gg trick photo.

Doctor Duffy 03-28-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo
that sucks looks like you live out in hick ville

I actually find it kind of peaceful. I dont think you guys have seen real hick houses.. Im not talking about the stereotype of silver RV homes..well, just imagine a white ghetto. Or, try the far outskirts of Denver, right off of Colfax Avenue and Tower Road.


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