Beat the breathalizer..
 

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1112146369

/pyro

Toronto annoy:

/end pyri

now hes pretty smart

Quickly explain to me what feces are.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":12455]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:12455]

stupid: It's shit, as in what comes out of your ass.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":256f8][quote="Sgt. Duffy":256f8]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:256f8]

stupid: It's shit, as in what comes out of your ass.[/quote:256f8]

like ur name.


any drunk doin that should have been tazered. that would sober him up.

Feces FTW!

rock:

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":50737]now hes pretty smart[/quote:50737]

you can buy breathalizer tests in gas stations now. i allways see then, i kind of want to try them out too. beer:

ROFL

pretend to pass out...they only have like 10 minutes to do it then your free.

Tell them you have no mouf

My friend has one on his keychain. It has three lights. Green Yellow and Red. I guess it sort of works. I blew all three colours in one night I remember, but who knows if its accurate.

baby mice eek: stupid:

lol, lots of people in downtown toronto are fucked.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":8987c]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:8987c]
ur favorite food

Dumbass, breath test get the breath from your lungs not whats in your mouth. No matter how many mints or whatever you put in your mouth, if your drunk, it will show up.

if you pretend to pass out, you get busted for DUI. eek:

[quote="Bean 2":02306]Dumbass, breath test get the breath from your lungs not whats in your mouth. No matter how many mints or whatever you put in your mouth, if your drunk, it will show up.[/quote:02306]

rofl, exactly what i was going to say. the youth in this world today... stupid:

[quote=JBird]rofl, exactly what i was going to say. the youth in this world today... stupid:[/quote:5c2b4]

the guy is 59 yrs old.

[quote=Nyck]the guy is 59 yrs old.[/quote:69349]

loney: