finding jebus is a new trend
 

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/149961 ... lines=true

say bye bye to tool and a perfect cirlce

not sure if it is 100% real or not

its mtv, if you believe anything they say, then your doomed

I've heard this from several sources.... FUCK JESUS, DUDE, MAN, CMON

GOD DAMNIT!

why the fuck is jesus so selfish

seriously... one day ima punch that guy plzdie:

Meh, all the bands that are finding Jesus I don't really give a shit about. Then again, all the bands I like really don't sing about satanic shit.

lies

Jesus owns.

I think MTV and is paying them to find jesus.

I never thought I would ever find Jesus cry: , this site below really turned things around for me, I've had a new outlook on finding Jesus ever since visiting it, I suggest you all do the same.
[url=http://www.normalbobsmith.com/findjesus/02_bedroom.html:0410f]FIND JESUS[/url:0410f]

http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/christ2.htm

Feel free to print out this page, to share
at your local Bible study, or Christian retreat.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/Aerichk/PetertheFaggle.jpg[/img]

You think Tool and Korn sing about 'satanic shit'?


BAHAHA!!!






That's so cute.

Jesus is starting a band. All he needs now is a drummer. Jesus plays bass.

JEZUZ GONNA GIT YOOOOO!!!!

happy:

rock:

Not like Tool did anything decent anyways...except maybe a couple songs off Aenima.

I liked A Perfect Circle more.

I thought everything after Mer de Noms sucked cock. Hardcore.

Tool was/is much better in my little world.

Well I like Mer De Noms...I don't really like thirtenth step or whatever...and emotive or whatever sucked ass.

I really kinda only like the song "H" by Tool.

These guys should be comended.

I could care less if they found Jesus or the Tooth Fairy, the point is they have given up fortune, fame, and a pampered lifestyle to persue something they belive in. That's pretty rare these days.

Like Mase biggrin:

Yep...give up all your indeprendence and intelligence, and follow one central leader.

Kinda like following Hitler.

Your the only person I know who would compare Jesus to Hitler.

Yeah, 'cause Hitler couldn't play bass for SHIT! biggrin:

His followers have murdered ALOT more people than Hitler ever did.

Let's not get into this, shall we? rolleyes:

Ok ill change the topic...

Can I mod the console shooters forum?

No.

...and how about we STAY on topic? I know it's a foreign concept around here, but let's do it for shits n' giggles. Do it for Zonah. Do it.

I hope Maynard manages to juggle both his newfound faith and his kickass band.

The difference being that Jesus didn't order anybody to murder anybody.

Well if he is the Son of God im sure he has some sort of power to influence people to do good instead of evil...

Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.

[quote="mr.miyagi":cf6cd]Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.[/quote:cf6cd]
Good list.


Number 6 made me laugh.

i'll keep my mouth shut

I think there was a book or something like that. I bet it's out on DVD.

Ask Coleman about the concept of free will.

happy:

Although i believe in God and Jesus and stuff, i do not believe in organized religion. I think that salvation can be achieved simply by faith (Lutheran belief). Religion is a huge factor in many wars, like the Holy Wars which were in the name of God, but ordered by the Pope. Pope Gregory IX launched the Inquisiton, believing that anyone not Catholic should die. This is not what Christianity is about. Religion is corrupt, Faith isnt.

[quote="mr.miyagi":2a558]Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.[/quote:2a558]

beer:

[quote="mr.miyagi":f15da]
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.[/quote:f15da]

Who did they test to get such a statistic?