Wishes
 

I was watching TV last night and I came across "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson. For some reason, I kept watching it and was hooked on it. That gave me the idea for this thread.


If you were given two wishes, what would they be? Remember, be careful what you wish for (ha, don't wish for an infinite amount of money...'omg you caused inflation!111111111')



My wishes:
1.) To be able to hear what women are thinking just like Mel Gibson. The applications are endless. If you are taking a written test with women around, easy A. You'd be SUPERMAN in bed. You could be the charming guy that every woman would want.

2.) Ability manipulate any object through floatation/levitation. That means you could deadlift 400lbs if you wanted to in some competition. You'd be able to make yourself fly. You could do 1,000 chin ups. You'd be able to save money from 'pushing' your car instead of using gas 100% of the time (ok, that was a stupid one). You could be history's best quaterback or MLB pitcher. You could have the fastest slap-shot. The possibilities for this one are endless.

1) Money to last me for life...whatever the amount may be.

2) I would like to control objects, be able to move things with my mind and shit...kinda like how MAgneto can control metal.

Invisibility and flight. Would make my commute to work a whole helluva lot easier. Not to mention the voyeuristic potential! biggrin:

1) knowledge of the universe

2) that's it

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yeah, that'd definately make you a big buck. That would cover the wish of "having millions of dollars". Hell, you could probaby invent everything and anything you wanted...teleportation devices, gift of levitation, etc. I think that wish is the uber-wish so far.

as wish 2, i would also like to have the knowledge of how to deal with everything once you have that kind of power in your brain.

1) gods gift to women biggrin:
2) To be successful in life (career wise)

1. Infinate wisdom

2. See 1.

1 good health for life
2 money for life (nothing greedy just a couple hundred grand a year)

be a sexual master
and telekinesis

1) Live in the woods by myself
2) Lose all worries for civilization

My wish is to dance in my pants for the queen of Spain, in Bolivia.

1. Coma's sister in my bed
2. and for my last wish id wish for 100 more wishes... hellfire:

1. world peace...

2. no religion...

1)eternal life
2)enough money for my eternal life

you really wanna live forever...? after the 1st thousand years it would kinda get boring to me... I think

1) Endless Cash

2) To be able to click my fingers and have whichever beautiful girl I'm staring at want to fuck me at whatever the cost.

Those two more or less blend together. But to elaborate, a world unified religion would probably work better. Like, you don't gotta do shit, then you go to an infinitely large space island with hot chicks and free alcohol for eternity.


stupid: rock: biggrin:

1) A nice tasty breakfast

2) A relatively hassle-free day

i like the way you think...

your fingers might get sore. should change that to who ever you think about fucking.

1) To be financially sound with about $500,000 a year of income. Im not gonna be greedy
2) To be able to do absolutly anything I wish at anytime and not have to suffer the negative consequences from it.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":57ec7]your fingers might get sore. should change that to who ever you think about fucking.

1) To be financially sound with about $500,000 a year of income. Im not gonna be greedy
2) To be able to do absolutly anything I wish at anytime and not have to suffer the negative consequences from it.[/quote:57ec7]



500,000 will be chicken shit soon enough.

And if you were a very naughty boy, that hot S&M chick wouldn't punish you.

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500,000 will be chicken shit soon enough.

And if you were a very naughty boy, that hot S&M chick wouldn't punish you.

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im officially sure that you must be retarded. Dont know about where you live but around here 500k a year is very nice money. And wtf is up with the S&M? Im not into the shit.

10,000 was alot for a yearly wage in 1940's. With inflation and such, $500,000 won't be a lot later on.

Maybe for you, a 10 year old, you need to take in account of those sorts of things. I assume Unknown is of career beginning age.

1) Death to Conservative Christians
2) Powers to think about anything have it happen... But only if I really mean it... and I can take it back anytime if I don't like it...

1. The ability to do anything/any girl, anywhere at any time.

2. Knowledge of anything I please.

1. Immortality

2. The ability to manifest in reality what is in my imagination.

IE. If you want to fly, imagine yourself doing it. You want a building to explode, imagine it in your head. If want a gun to appear out of thin air, imagine it in my hand. I want money, done.

1.) become mildly muscular

2.) have powers that allow me to read minds and invade dreams.... kinda cliche` but it's what i want

hit the nail on the head. Within 2 years I plan to have a career and be living completely on my own and right now I cant even find a job.

If I had two wishes:

1. Everything in the universe would work based on my wishes. Time, physics, emotions, humanity and nature. No need for a second wish.

If that wish would be to broad then my second set would be:

1. I could teleport myself to any location on Earth and at any time of my wish.
2. I would posess the ability to control people with my mind.

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as a young kid i always had dreams about being able to stop time and only bringing a few objects/people with me to experience time within the frozen world.

JESSE BRADFORD STARS IN CLOCKSTOPPERS@#R#D

become a lucid dreamer

I wish I was Tripper's roommate. rock:

I heard that in Swedish Tripper means Gonorreah.

I've lucid dreamt before....All it is realising that there is effectively no consequences to your actions at all. I never was aware that I was dreaming or in any other kind of level of reality or dimension, because IMO dreams are too vague for that. Regardless though, it was easily the best dream I've ever had.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":4c611]I heard that in Swedish Tripper means Gonorreah.[/quote:4c611]

Where do you think I got the idea?

I am one. Its not the same though.

Obviously if you're pulling down that much $ per year you likely aren't going to need to spend it all. Diversified investing in real estate, mutual funds, bonds and private ventures will average a much higher rate of return than inflation. In other words, if you invest properly, that $500K per year will actually be worth more than its equivalent in the future.

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