Rent-a-dildo
 

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

WTF oOo:

Plz be fake

its like netflix for sextoys

Nice way to spread disease.

I'm sure they wash them off. stupid:

That photo is a bad photochop. I call BS,

One dirty dildo, one mishap and one more person later with AIDs/Ghonorea/Syphilis/etc.

Thats what Im saying...but who knows...looks like he should have/had a remote in his hand not the johnny wadd edition dong.

oOo:

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view ... =PD8608-00
oOo:

[quote:9f765]Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube.[/quote:9f765]


.................... oOo:

.................... oOo:[/quote:fae11]

Now thats what I'm talking about

lol

Rofl, rentable orgasms...

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":225bc]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:225bc]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.

[quote="mR.cLeAn":4e66f][quote="Sgt. Duffy":4e66f]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:4e66f]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.[/quote:4e66f]

Neither is the sanitation.

Wouldn't it bother anyone buying one of thoose blow up dolls are dildos that some man/women stuck/came in it, on it, or in themselves?

[quote="$p!k3":54ad6][quote="mR.cLeAn":54ad6][quote="Sgt. Duffy":54ad6]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:54ad6]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.[/quote:54ad6]

Neither is the sanitation.

Wouldn't it bother anyone buying one of thoose blow up dolls are dildos that some man/women stuck/came in it, on it, or in themselves?[/quote:54ad6]

Well, I do ... However, you do know that there are idiots out there.

I could care less if they clean it with 100% Rubbing Alcohol for 1hr.
If I wanted one, I would really buy a new one!

in soviet union, dildo fucks YOU

rofl

That reminded me of that one mad tv skit about the depressed truck man

Why wouldn't you just buy one? They aren't expensive.

Who even needs a dildo badly enough to rent one. If you can't afford to buy one, just use a cucumber or a tree branch, or even a door handle.

Champagne bottles and coke cans also make wonderful dildo alternatives.

ROFL imwithstupid: in a good way

Cucumbers work very well. Only problem is that they only last 1-2 times and usually not even a full night.

My girlfriend says the bumps make it really intense.

+1

I use drill bits

You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:615f4]these[/url:615f4] happy:

[quote="mr.miyagi":d55f3]You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:d55f3]these[/url:d55f3] happy:[/quote:d55f3]
I'll try anything once. happy:

[quote=Akuma]I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:d91ce]
the spikes make it extra sensitive for anal pleasure happy:

[quote=Akuma]I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:4d472]

ouch happy:

[quote="mR.cLeAn":f3ac8][quote=Akuma]I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:f3ac8]

ouch happy:[/quote:f3ac8]

most entense orgasm i've ever had.......until the next one came around happy: happy:

[quote=DreadHead]the spikes make it extra sensitive for anal pleasure happy:[/quote:71849]
Won't be the first time using spikes... happy:



































oOo:

$p!k3s oOo:




rolleyes:

You know, it's kinda nice that dildos are kept in circulation like that,
imagine if some of those older dildos could talk eh?....the stories they
could tell about the things they've seen...places they've been....*sigh*..

[quote="Eight Ace":b78a0]You know, it's kinda nice that dildos are kept in circulation like that,
imagine if some of those older dildos could talk eh?....the stories they
could tell about the things they've seen...places they've been....*sigh*..[/quote:b78a0]

rofl

[quote="$p!k3":7ffc6]One dirty dildo, one mishap and one more person later with AIDs/Ghonorea/Syphilis/etc.[/quote:7ffc6]

Virus doesn't survive in dry surfaces. stupid:

[quote=Webb]Virus doesn't survive in dry surfaces. stupid:[/quote:b3a8e]

hahaaa to spike happy:

[quote=Webb]Virus doesn't survive in dry surfaces. stupid:[/quote:62f6b]

Wrong. AIDs can survive on a dry surface for ten days and even longer.

Can you show that anywhere on the net ?

anyone can write a page on the net saying you are gay.