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harpua 04-20-2005 05:42 PM

worst part about summer (takes some maturity)
 
what is it?

Doctor Duffy 04-20-2005 05:47 PM

You forgot girls.

ninty 04-20-2005 05:48 PM

No AC in the house. Summer only lasts 2 months here so AC isn't really needed.

newt. 04-20-2005 05:51 PM

lol, summer rocks

Crazy Canadian 04-20-2005 05:53 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e5031]You forgot girls.[/quote:e5031]
WORST

Doctor Duffy 04-20-2005 05:53 PM

Eh, the moths are a problem, especially when you open the garage door and a huge wall of them come fluttering at you, but bugs arent too bad. I like the feeling of sweat. I always have...not the smell, but I just love the squish squash between you cheeks and feel it soaking your clothes like your in your own little portable swimming pool, bathing in your own crap. I love it.

TonyMontana 04-20-2005 05:59 PM

mosquitos, however i havent gotten a mosquito bite in like 3 years...

Akuma 04-20-2005 06:00 PM

temperature


cool > hot

Doctor Duffy 04-20-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
mosquitos, however i havent gotten a mosquito bite in like 3 years...

Oh, man, who could forget the mosquitoes. My legs were just landmines last summer, when I was working the entire thing outdoors, spending around 6 hours every single day working, and working, and working. It was the worst summer I've ever had...probably going to do a repeat this summer.

Unknown_Sniper 04-20-2005 06:31 PM

squitos. Then mofo's suck ass. Nothing like sleeping nice and peacfully and then hearing that annoying buzz in your ear as a mosquito tries to bite you on the temple. Mother fuckers need to die. I would spend countless nights awake at night trying to kill a couple of them in my room.

Short Hand 04-20-2005 06:59 PM

having to save every penny for college

Apocalypse | NoW 04-20-2005 07:02 PM

I really hate the first 3.

Coleman 04-20-2005 07:04 PM

the stinky gooch is the worst.

dr nein 04-20-2005 07:31 PM

All the annoying little kids being out of school.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-20-2005 07:43 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":37047][quote="Sgt. Duffy":37047]You forgot girls.[/quote:37047]
WORST[/quote:37047]

your point? [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gay.gif[/img]

Madmartagen 04-20-2005 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
temperature


cool > hot

bingo. its fuckin hot over here in the summer.

Coleman 04-20-2005 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
temperature


cool > hot

bingo. its fuckin hot over here in the summer.

9

I'd definately rather have it hot outside.

Madmartagen 04-20-2005 08:22 PM

if its cool, you can put on a sweater or have sex. if its hot and humid, you just die in your sweat.

Coleman 04-20-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
if its cool, you can put on a sweater or have sex. if its hot and humid, you just die in your sweat.

two words...aquatic sex happy:

Tripper 04-20-2005 09:17 PM

Bugs in general.

Bleuachdu 04-20-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
temperature


cool > hot


SoLiDUS 04-20-2005 09:35 PM

Re: worst part about summer (takes some maturity)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by harpua
what is it?

Bugs. Fucking bastards assault me the moment I walk out of the house!

Bucknub 04-20-2005 09:38 PM

swamp ass is the worse

Alex D 04-20-2005 09:47 PM

Freaking bugs. I had to use a gallon of repellant just to keep them one feet away.

Leave a lamp on, just low heat signature, and you will have 1000s of mosquitoes dancing around the light. Really annoying.

Milla 04-20-2005 10:57 PM

Swamp Ass sucks, got a littel story for you. My friend was hitting on this girl one summer, she was totally digging him. But i notied he was leaking from the ass profusely. I mean his ass was soaking wet. So i had to make up an excuse so we could GTFO before she noticed. rofl it was so fucking funny at the time, i was rofl when i saw it. So when he turned around she saw it and giggled and we just left. good times

Tripper 04-20-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Swamp Ass sucks, got a littel story for you. My friend was hitting on this girl one summer, she was totally digging him. But i notied he was leaking from the ass profusely. I mean his ass was soaking wet. So i had to make up an excuse so we could GTFO before she noticed. rofl it was so fucking funny at the time, i was rofl when i saw it. So when he turned around she saw it and giggled and we just left. good times

LOL.

Zoner 04-21-2005 07:53 AM

Humidity in Ottawa kills me in the Summer. I'm still not used to it.

Newfoundland doesn't get too humid due to the maritime climate, so my first day in Ottawa when it hit 42C, I almost croaked!

Chronic Diarrhea 04-21-2005 08:16 AM

Having to find an apartment for the fall semester of college.

Arkan 04-21-2005 12:46 PM

mosquitos
humidity
end of summer

Jakke 04-21-2005 12:56 PM

i'll go with the sticky balls

Whatada 04-21-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
mosquitos
humidity
end of summer

^

KTOG 04-21-2005 01:47 PM

Sunburn

Coleman 04-21-2005 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Sunburn

my camel jockey skin > all

Machette 04-21-2005 03:07 PM

[quote="dr nein":139bc]All the annoying little kids being out of school.[/quote:139bc]................

Godsmack 04-21-2005 03:15 PM

mudd butt
its all sticky out
when you fart it lays there in your ass crack
all the dogs out side
the grass the damn grass has to be cut every f*in week
have to clean the mudd off my jeeps after im done with them
puttin the soft top on thats always a bitch


I can go on forever on this

Whatada 04-21-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
the grass the damn grass has to be cut every f*in week

I hear you on that. It's more like 3 times a week here though. loney:

lasagna 04-22-2005 06:34 PM

when your balls stick to your legs

Forte 04-22-2005 10:58 PM

getting chafed so bad you have to get skin surgicaly graphed back onto your ballsack.


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