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Stammer 04-21-2005 01:41 PM

The End of the World
 
I was just interested in seeing what you all thought.

Whatada 04-21-2005 01:45 PM

I chose no, but considering the fact that poloticians are fucktards, ''Yes, By man's stupidity'' is a resounding maybe.

bukdez 04-21-2005 01:59 PM

for me the world ended when Milli Vanilli were exposed...

Zoner 04-21-2005 02:11 PM

I doubt it, but I wouldn't be surprised. It all depends if Jack Bauer manages to stop the evil Habib Marwan from using the code from the stolen nuclear football.

TonyMontana 04-21-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
I doubt it, but I wouldn't be surprised. It all depends if Jack Bauer manages to stop the evil Habib Marwan from using the code from the stolen nuclear football.

lol 24 owns rock:

SoLiDUS 04-21-2005 02:18 PM

I vote for ZOMBIES... but only after I get my guns please ? oOo:

Tripper 04-21-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I vote for ZOMBIES... but only after I get my guns please ? oOo:

Yeah, I wanna go out fighting zombies....I think after all the zombie flicks I've seen, I should know a thing or two... happy:

mR.cLeAn 04-21-2005 02:37 PM

Apparently the end of the world will be around July of 2013

Tripper 04-21-2005 02:41 PM

[quote="mR.cLeAn":b53dc]Apparently the end of the world will be around July of 2013[/quote:b53dc]

Apparently the world was supposed to end new years eve 1999 - 2000, and then apparently it was supposed to end in 2001, because a year had been lost in history. And then apprently it was supposed to end last new years eve because of another 4 years lost.

Who gives a shit. If it's gonna happen there's nothing we can do about it.

ninty 04-21-2005 02:41 PM

Didn't that lawyer bring this up with Ed Helms on the Daily show when they were talking about the rapture? I think the lawyer said half the population believes the world will end in their lifetime...or something like that.

Godsmack 04-21-2005 02:51 PM

zombies would be the best way to go out

Unknown_Sniper 04-21-2005 03:15 PM

According the the jahovias witness it was supposed ot have ended already...about 100 times. Every time they say its goign ot end it didnt so they changed the dates. Last I heard it was supposed to end in like 1997 or something.
The big one I always hear about is 2012 but well see.

Akuma 04-21-2005 03:19 PM

The sun won't explode for a couple more hundred thousands years... I'm not worried.

Vance 04-21-2005 03:26 PM

I thought this was a re-post of that flash movie made about 3 years ago. mwah:

Akuma 04-21-2005 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vance
I thought this was a re-post of that flash movie made about 3 years ago. mwah:

MOTHER LAND!

Tripper 04-21-2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
I thought this was a re-post of that flash movie made about 3 years ago. mwah:

MOTHER LAND!

WTF M8

04-21-2005 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Vance
I thought this was a re-post of that flash movie made about 3 years ago. mwah:

MOTHER LAND!

WTF M8


Fucking kangaroos.


I agree with Akuma, the Sun wont blow up for millions of years, so no worries here.

ninty 04-21-2005 04:05 PM

Billions. The sun has around 4 billion years left.

jujumantb 04-21-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ninty9
Billions. The sun has around 4 billion years left.

Yeah, in sun years, thats like 50 human years rolleyes:

KTOG 04-21-2005 04:18 PM

I want the world to end in the most hilarious way possible.

mR.cLeAn 04-21-2005 04:23 PM

like in The Hithhikers guide to the galaxy?

Trunks 04-21-2005 05:13 PM

I doubt there will ever be a true end to mankind, but a nuclear war, followed by years if not decades of frantic warfare seems highly probable. And that one prophet dude, his name is eluding me, i know it but im forgetting it right now, anyway, he predicted the end of the world by 2012 i think.

Bean 2 04-21-2005 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I vote for ZOMBIES... but only after I get my guns please ? oOo:

Yeah, I wanna go out fighting zombies....I think after all the zombie flicks I've seen, I should know a thing or two... happy:

I thought the same thing about my first sexual experience, but apparently watching a lot of porn doesnt teach you much... loney:

Akuma 04-21-2005 05:40 PM

[quote="Bean 2":f30ef]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I vote for ZOMBIES... but only after I get my guns please ? oOo:

Yeah, I wanna go out fighting zombies....I think after all the zombie flicks I've seen, I should know a thing or two... happy:

I thought the same thing about my first sexual experience, but apparently watching a lot of porn doesnt teach you much... loney:[/quote:f30ef]
rofl +1

Tripper 04-21-2005 05:43 PM

[quote="Bean 2":f19e8]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
I vote for ZOMBIES... but only after I get my guns please ? oOo:

Yeah, I wanna go out fighting zombies....I think after all the zombie flicks I've seen, I should know a thing or two... happy:

I thought the same thing about my first sexual experience, but apparently watching a lot of porn doesnt teach you much... loney:[/quote:f19e8]

happy:

dr nein 04-21-2005 05:45 PM

Trip you forgot 1996, since Jesus was supposed to have been born in 4 BC. The universe revolves around our calender, you know.

As soon as more Muslims get nukes and start throwing them about I'm sure the world will take a turn for the worse. Personally I feel the Vatican needs several hundred ICBM silos for a good light show.

Tripper 04-21-2005 06:00 PM

[quote="dr nein":eb0a6]Trip you forgot 1996, since Jesus was supposed to have been born in 4 BC. The universe revolves around our calender, you know.

As soon as more Muslims get nukes and start throwing them about I'm sure the world will take a turn for the worse. Personally I feel the Vatican needs several hundred ICBM silos for a good light show.[/quote:eb0a6]

Why don't we just murder all the people that follow any religion. I'll get the guns, you call Misc. rock:

Doctor Duffy 04-21-2005 06:03 PM

Sun wont dye out. I think the earth is going to shift magnetic poles, and we'll come to another ice age. Sounds like a sack full of shit, but I asked my science teacher, who approved my theory, saying it happened once, its going to happen again. Hopefully not in my lifetime..and probably not.

Global warming, nuclear war.

Coleman 04-21-2005 06:21 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":79a13]saying it happened once, its going to happen again. Hopefully not in my lifetime[/quote:79a13]lmao. it takes hundreds of years for the climate to make a drastic change like that. It just doesn't go to -4 degrees F all around the world over night.

EDIT: Unless there is some sort of HUGE volcanic erruption that blocks the sunlight. That would definately speed up the process.

ninty 04-21-2005 06:34 PM

Average temps only need to fall by a few degrees in order to go into an ice age.

There have been theories that rising water levels as a result of melting glaciers could mess up the gulf stream, which delivers a lot of heat to Western Europe and North America. If the gulf stream were to stop delivering this warmth, you could be in for an unpleasant time.

Anyway, an ice age isn't going to kill you. Our ancestors lived through the last one 10,000 years ago. It'll happen again.

Personally I believe a major energy crisis will plague the western world within the next 15-30 years that will result in collapsing economies worldwide including the US which will end up scuttling the planet into war and an inevitable third world.

Either that or the machines will turn against us.

dr nein 04-21-2005 06:37 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "dr nein":4a5f5
Trip you forgot 1996, since Jesus was supposed to have been born in 4 BC. The universe revolves around our calender, you know.

As soon as more Muslims get nukes and start throwing them about I'm sure the world will take a turn for the worse. Personally I feel the Vatican needs several hundred ICBM silos for a good light show.

Why don't we just murder all the people that follow any religion. I'll get the guns, you call Misc. rock:[/quote:4a5f5]

Fuck that, long distance costs money.

I'll just PM him.

Get me an MP40, M60 and M4, would ya?

newt. 04-21-2005 07:09 PM

I've traveled forward in time and i know when its gonna end, just mail me 5$ and I'll mail you back.

Tripper 04-21-2005 07:15 PM

[quote="dr nein":53e0b][quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "dr nein":53e0b
Trip you forgot 1996, since Jesus was supposed to have been born in 4 BC. The universe revolves around our calender, you know.

As soon as more Muslims get nukes and start throwing them about I'm sure the world will take a turn for the worse. Personally I feel the Vatican needs several hundred ICBM silos for a good light show.

Why don't we just murder all the people that follow any religion. I'll get the guns, you call Misc. rock:[/quote:53e0b]

Fuck that, long distance costs money.

I'll just PM him.

Get me an MP40, M60 and M4, would ya?[/quote:53e0b]

K, I'll just brandish a shovel and gloves for eating ass with gallant honour in the face of death. Jews, Christians, Mulims, Hindus, Buddhists and the like better watch their assholes....

Akuma 04-21-2005 07:26 PM

The magnetic poles are going to switch soon. But most scientists think that the only thing that will be effected are compasses... eek:

Tripper 04-21-2005 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
The magnetic poles are going to switch soon. But most scientists think that the only thing that will be effected are compasses... eek:

So if you're lost with only a compass to guide you when it happens, you're fucked. cool:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-21-2005 07:31 PM

im going to let this picture speak for me

[img]http://www.apgf.org/icon2004-14.jpg[/img]

Coleman 04-21-2005 07:33 PM

lmao "Mr. Rear of the..."

newt. 04-21-2005 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
The magnetic poles are going to switch soon. But most scientists think that the only thing that will be effected are compasses... eek:

So if you're lost with only a compass to guide you when it happens, you're fucked. cool:

or then just south = north, north = south oOo:

Akuma 04-21-2005 08:00 PM

[quote="newt.":a2999]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
The magnetic poles are going to switch soon. But most scientists think that the only thing that will be effected are compasses... eek:

So if you're lost with only a compass to guide you when it happens, you're fucked. cool:

or then just south = north, north = south oOo:[/quote:a2999]
exactly

Tripper 04-21-2005 08:21 PM

[quote="newt.":45af9]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
The magnetic poles are going to switch soon. But most scientists think that the only thing that will be effected are compasses... eek:

So if you're lost with only a compass to guide you when it happens, you're fucked. cool:

or then just south = north, north = south oOo:[/quote:45af9]

Ah, but if you're lost when it happens.....How will you know?


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