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Nyck 04-21-2005 03:27 PM

Alf - "WILLIE!"
 
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Tripper 04-21-2005 03:33 PM

LMFAO.

My kinda guy....and he always seemed so uptight on Alf. I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

TonyMontana 04-21-2005 03:34 PM

ok that's just wrong and deserves 1000 oOo: 's

Akuma 04-21-2005 03:36 PM

He deserves a medal.

KTOG 04-21-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

Tripper 04-21-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

LOL. I bet those homeless guys gave him a run for his money.

Akuma 04-21-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

What about not-gay anal?

KTOG 04-21-2005 03:41 PM

Depends if you go felching afterwards. Its a good source of protein ... and corn kernals.

Tripper 04-21-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

What about not-gay anal?

Gay guys only do anal, so they're pretty loose. Gotta go extra deep to get the wonderful sensations. That explains the extra lost calories in comparison to typical buttsechs.

Tripper 04-21-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Depends if you go felching afterwards. Its a good source of protein ... and corn kernals.

Not to mention the extra working your arms get when you're jacking off TWO dicks at once. Reach arounds can be like running a marathon.

Bleuachdu 04-21-2005 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I didn't know he was an interracial-gay-sex loving junkie.

I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

What about not-gay anal?

Non-gay anal takes -34 mana per thrust. Beware of Bruce the Enchanting and his Engorged Staff of Retribution.

Coleman 04-21-2005 04:09 PM

ed: happy:

bukdez 04-21-2005 04:42 PM

was he kissing Mr. Okmonick?...

Doctor Duffy 04-21-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
I did. biggrin: Gay sex is a good work out (you lose 1244 calories a thrust)

http://calorie-count.com/calories/activity/368.html
You must be a major pimp, going twelve hours straight.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-21-2005 08:16 PM

hellfire:

TiberiusAD 04-21-2005 08:30 PM

I'm stunned....

Thats worse than Tim the Tool man smoking pot.

Funny the perceptions we hold from TV charictors.

Bullitt 04-21-2005 09:13 PM

older than hell

Tripper 04-21-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiberiusAD
Thats worse than Tim the Tool man smoking pot.

Don't you mean crack? ....Because pot would be no suprise, him and wilson used to get high and buzz out together.

strvs 04-21-2005 10:24 PM

Truly a god among men... happy:

Zoner 04-22-2005 07:50 AM

Enquirer exclusive. eek:

I could Photochop anyone's face in there.

Hollywood 04-22-2005 09:03 AM

It;s obviously old if they are talking about the Norm show. Like circa 1998, although I don't remember this story.

Madmartagen 04-22-2005 05:56 PM

read about this a while ago, but stil at least hes not a registered sex offender like the principle from Ferris Buellers Day Off. that guys lucky if he can do a reunion on E! True Hollywood Stories.

Eight Ace 04-22-2005 06:09 PM

..I read where ALF himself is "chasing the dragon"...it's a real fucken shame if it's true... annoy:

Miscguy 04-22-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Enquirer exclusive. eek:

I could Photochop anyone's face in there.

Do it... i suggest swills.

Gonzo 04-23-2005 11:08 AM

thats very old, i saw that like 3 years ago


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