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jujumantb 04-25-2005 03:14 AM
Favorite type of pewp?
 
I like nuggets myself, they can be pretty musical hitting the water.
And of course, afrodj13 is always an unspoken option.

dr nein 04-25-2005 03:59 AM
A good liquid shit is surprisingly easy to clean.

Coleman 04-25-2005 04:15 AM
wtf... eek:

CoMaToSe 04-25-2005 04:19 AM
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.

I prefer a nice mix. Nuggets feel strangy good, tho

Machette 04-25-2005 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
wtf... eek:
cool:

Zoner 04-25-2005 07:04 AM
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.

happy:

Godsmack 04-25-2005 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?

Short Hand 04-25-2005 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
eek: and you know this how?
Germany is the Capital of the world for feces related porn. She probably took it on his chest while they were making a homemade porn.

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 04-25-2005 07:35 AM
i took a shit in a lake and it floated

CoMaToSe 04-25-2005 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.
happy:
Bwah, yes I wuv dose

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
After my sister eats Doritoes, she has green shit.
and you know this how? eek:
She felt the need to regail us with this information when she did it...

Chronic Diarrhea 04-25-2005 08:26 AM
Although my user name would indicate otherwise, I prefer those nice torpedoes which Zoner discussed earlier. Nothing better than not having to use half of a roll to get your ass clean.

Unknown_Sniper 04-25-2005 10:38 AM
same as zoner said. but sometimes it comes out like the way the liquor went in, burning and liquid.

bukdez 04-25-2005 10:43 AM
the worst is 'hot snakes'... the little burning snake-like mini-logs that usually are inspired by a night of boozing...

Zoner 04-25-2005 10:46 AM
Yup. Those lead to the infamous "Pudding Cup" shits...meaning the process of wiping your ass is like trying to wipe out a full chocolate pudding cup with a tissue.

bukdez 04-25-2005 10:49 AM
bwhahaha... so true...

Godsmack 04-25-2005 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Yup. Those lead to the infamous "Pudding Cup" shits...meaning the process of wiping your ass is like trying to wipe out a full chocolate pudding cup with a tissue.

happy:

Milla 04-25-2005 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.

happy:
Hell yeah, and leaves no marks on the toilet, and it just dives straight into the hole. AKA a Ghost shit.

Pyro 04-25-2005 02:16 PM
I prefer the classic with minimul cleanup afterwards.

Tripper 04-25-2005 02:38 PM
I like the ones where the person I'm shitting on screams loud.

Nyck 04-25-2005 03:09 PM
1. This thread is scary

2. Zoner is the connisuer of dropping duece

3. The emaculate no-whiper is the supreme dropping off the cosbys at the pool

KTOG 04-25-2005 03:24 PM
I like a struggle

Godsmack 04-25-2005 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KTOG
I like a struggle
I dont like to force them out, your ass hurts after that sucka fire's out

Nyck 04-25-2005 03:32 PM
Guys who like to take huge shits are closet homos cause it probably feels the same as a 10 inch dick getting pulled out of your ass.

Whatada 04-25-2005 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
Guys who like to take huge shits are closet homos cause it probably feels the same as a 10 inch dick getting pulled out of your ass.

Oh of course, big shitz = extreme pleasure. If you're constipated, I don't think you'd like it even if you were homo.

rolleyes:

Jin-Roh 04-25-2005 03:43 PM
I once saw this guy at McDonalds shit out of his mouth. I don't know his name.

Swill 04-25-2005 04:30 PM
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:

KTOG 04-25-2005 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Swill
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.

harpua 04-25-2005 05:03 PM
fuck you guys, best is when you have enough fiber and it shoots out so fast and so, that you barely have to wipe.

Swill 04-25-2005 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swill
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...

Short Hand 04-25-2005 05:11 PM
I enjoy finishing the shit andn ot thinking about it ever again. I like to do my buisness and get out asap.

Coleman 04-25-2005 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swill
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
happy:

Akuma 04-25-2005 05:34 PM
What about the ones that are soo huge that it makes your ass bleed?

Nyck 04-25-2005 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
What about the ones that are soo huge that it makes your ass bleed?
and cum in your case biggrin:

Tripper 04-25-2005 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Swill
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Originally Posted by KTOG
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Originally Posted by Swill
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...
Goliath 2:12 - ...And so wenst shitting thoust must make sure to never spawn the evil that flows like a river.

Swill 04-25-2005 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Swill
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Originally Posted by KTOG
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Originally Posted by Swill
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...
Goliath 2:12 - ...And so wenst shitting thoust must make sure to never spawn the evil that flows like a river.
your full of shit

Crazy Canadian 04-25-2005 10:07 PM
A good combo session



good times, good times

TonyMontana 04-25-2005 10:07 PM
[quote=Swill]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Swill
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Originally Posted by KTOG
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Originally Posted by "Swill":2eb01
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...
Goliath 2:12 - ...And so wenst shitting thoust must make sure to never spawn the evil that flows like a river.
your full of shit[/quote:2eb01]

you're*

Tripper 04-25-2005 10:28 PM
[quote=TonyMontana][quote=Swill]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Swill
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Originally Posted by "KTOG":79361
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Originally Posted by "Swill":79361
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...
Goliath 2:12 - ...And so wenst shitting thoust must make sure to never spawn the evil that flows like a river.
your full of shit[/quote:79361]

you're*[/quote:79361]

^

....and you're actually the size of someone that has been filled up with shit, Swill.

Eight Ace 04-25-2005 10:54 PM
the "Pace Car" and the "Claymore" usually spell trouble when they come along.. annoy:


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