Mothers Day plans?
 

Well this Sunday I`m going to make breakfast for my mom... Probably take to her bed and give her like orange juice/coffee and eggs,bacon and hash browns...

Then I`ll give her the present" I got her The phantom of the opera happy: and some like bracelet for her...was only 40 but its the thought that counts;)"
So thats the big highlight... will probably spend time with her around the house and stuff , watch that movie and all that....

Just wondering what you guys are doing for your mothers? rock:

Ive got no idea what to do. Cant drive and live in the middle of nowhere. I guess Ill try and make her a nice breakfast, get a card. We're not really into the hallmark holidays anyway

call her... maybe... only if that bitch promises to make me a samich as soon as I get home.

dinner

All my brothers and sisters are taking Mom to Macoroni Grill for diner. I also got her a 128MB Flash Drive.

My Mom>Your Mom

beer: dance:

wtf mothers day. my mums birthday was only last week

Seeing as though my mom is about 2500kms away, she'll hafta settle for a phone call.

We did send her a nice scarf and some earrings, though.

I made her a candle stick in shop class

lol? eek:

Im going home. Maybe ill get a card if I remember.

ill send her my laundry. our b day is later this month, and ill be damned if i buy two presents.

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wtf

stupid:

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hawt mothers day incest. perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

I have to attend a VE Day parade, so....

Nothing.

ummm whats funny bout dat?

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Expect nothing but the best quality english from good ol retarded swill

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actually I think the humour is derived from swill, being a lesbian, saying hes going to take her to bed for mothers day. Show the vids after, swill

Probably not make her do any work for the day and stuff like that.

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to bad i said take to her bed you dumb fuck

its not what im doing for my mother, its what im doing for your mother ;-)

juuusttt kiddinnggg

i actually have no idea what im doing for her....a card maybe?

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thats so weird...

I just bought her a card. I'm working 10-6 Sunday.

probably just buy her a card or something

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[quote="Jin-Roh":26eac][/quote:26eac]

wow.... read it correct still meaning when shes sleeping i`ll take her food that I`ll cook to her bed you morons...

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[quote=Swill][/quote:336ae]
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[quote=strvs][quote=Swill][img]http://www.lexika.gr/user/Thesaurus.jpg[/img][/quote:23d79][/quote:23d79]

to take to her bed "the food"

Better?

god you're retarded.

ill give my mom a card and some flowers.

Im flying out of tampa tomarrow on my way to ohio to spend mothersday weekend with my mom. Havent seen her in about 6 years. Figured it was about time i made some time for her.

Hey Zoner....Hop a flight dude and surprise your mom. Its only money.

[quote="Jin-Roh":bb124][/quote:bb124]

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[quote=Swill][quote=strvs][quote=Swill][img]http://www.lexika.gr/user/Thesaurus.jpg[/img][/quote:5a23d]

to take to her bed "the food"

Better?[/quote:5a23d][/quote:5a23d]
so, given the thesaurus, are we intended to believe that "food" is a synonym for "rug", which is a euphomism for "cooze"?

im gonna fuck your mom then give her flowers

[quote="Old Reliable":24714]im gonna fuck your mom then give her flowers[/quote:24714]

rofl

whats the point of this shit you guys TRY to make fun of me... this is good shit right here..

nuke her

What do you mean try? You're so easy to make fun of you pretty much make fun of yourself.

but he sucks at making fun of himself..

i am best.

[quote="Jin-Roh":9c8f9] but he sucks at making fun of himself..

i am best.[/quote:9c8f9]

your just a little shit on a computer... supposedly knows history of ww2