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Godsmack 05-05-2005 08:10 AM

got kicked out of kmart
 
lol found this list online about top 100 things to do in kmart me and some friends went to do em.....


we had a big football game going in the 1 aisles with kids we didnt evan know they just joined in oOo:

and we then played Mission: Impossible all around the store with dart guns


BTW my team won the football game biggrin:

CoMaToSe 05-05-2005 09:42 AM

oOo: maybe it would be worth reading if you posted the list/a link to it

Unknown_Sniper 05-05-2005 09:42 AM

Interesting. next time use the real guns.

Duke_of_Ray 05-05-2005 11:02 AM

Hah, Kmart sucks. Go to Wal-Mart, they bought my brain!

Godsmack 05-05-2005 11:09 AM

http://www.jokefrog.com/jokes.shtml?/jokes/0068.html

elstatec 05-05-2005 11:11 AM

no you got kicked out because you were wearing a godsmack t shirt

TonyMontana 05-05-2005 11:56 AM

you guys must have felt so hardcore

CoMaToSe 05-05-2005 11:56 AM

[quote:1045f]Things to do @ Kmart

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."
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EDIT: WTF is this from some site for chicks?

Short Hand 05-05-2005 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
you guys must have felt so hardcore

if ONLY YOu KNEW !

Godsmack 05-05-2005 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
no you got kicked out because you were wearing a godsmack t shirt

no it was a slayer t shirt

Zoner 05-05-2005 12:39 PM

Pics or it didn't happen. biggrin:

Godsmack 05-05-2005 12:50 PM

didnt take any..


but never play Mission: Impossible with a sniper whore..... I got shot from the camping aisle... when I was in the the CD section loney:

Bullitt 05-05-2005 12:57 PM

sleeping:

bukdez 05-05-2005 01:52 PM

fuck k/wal-mart...

Tripper 05-05-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
you guys must have felt so hardcore


Godsmack 05-05-2005 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
you guys must have felt so hardcore


Nope not at all.... we were just board

Nyck 05-05-2005 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
you guys must have felt so hardcore



Machette 05-05-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
you guys must have felt so gay




Jin-Roh 05-05-2005 04:58 PM

Meh, friends and I bought a rape-whhistle and were just walking around blowing it. Walmart/Kmart doesn't allow cameras... why??!

Pyro 05-05-2005 05:25 PM

Only faggots decide to disturb the peace with such ignorance just for a few kicks.

Merlin122 05-05-2005 05:37 PM

i've done number 61 in every store that sells patio furniture. The best thing to do is read the sex scenes in romantic novels really fucking loud. It gets quite the reaction.

strvs 05-05-2005 06:01 PM

did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

Akuma 05-05-2005 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

Hey, if you're going to insult him leave metal out of it.

strvs 05-05-2005 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

Hey, if you're going to insult him leave metal out of it.

sarcasm dude. beer:

Akuma 05-05-2005 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by strvs
Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

Hey, if you're going to insult him leave metal out of it.

sarcasm dude. beer:

happy:

imtheheadhunter 05-05-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
didnt take any..

then go back and take some.

Godsmack 05-05-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

wow what? ICP no they suck... why the hell would I do that?



and No I did not feal hardcore... we were just board...

strvs 05-05-2005 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

wow what? ICP no they suck... why the hell would I do that?

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/5505286884267e255ce4d6.jpg[/img]

same reason he did?

Godsmack 05-05-2005 07:22 PM

wow thats mudvayne you tard

strvs 05-05-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
wow thats mudvayne you tard

and your point? he looks like a retard.

Machette 05-05-2005 07:24 PM

calmdown:

Jin-Roh 05-05-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
wow thats mudvayne you tard

happy:


Mudvayne > ICP oOo:


Anything is perfectly fine, just as long as it's not illegal. Football in Walmart/Kmart doesn't seem illegal, so it's just fine. Especially if you're bored.

Whatada 05-05-2005 07:25 PM

OFN..

Posted a while ago..

elstatec 05-05-2005 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatada
OFN..

Posted a while ago..

stfu

Whatada 05-05-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada
OFN..

Posted a while ago..

stfu


oOo:
































happy:

Tripper 05-05-2005 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
did you paint your faces like ICP? that would be so metal.

wow what? ICP no they suck... why the hell would I do that?



and No I did not feal hardcore... we were just board...

"BORED."

Two times in one thread is inexcusable. GO BACK TO FIRST GRADE.

Godsmack 05-06-2005 07:49 AM

mehh I always do that....nothing new....I just dont think when I type

CoMaToSe 05-06-2005 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
I just dont think when I type

That was obvious from the general content of your posts

Godsmack 05-06-2005 08:17 AM

say hi to your sis for me kthnks...

CoMaToSe 05-06-2005 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack
say hi to your sis for me kthnks...

she says "hi nerdy virgin goth poser boy"


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